If The Browns Let Jarvis Landry Take Over As Head Coach They Will Make The Playoffs

Jarvis Landry has been a Cleveland Brown for a cup of coffee and he’s already long sick and tired of the general malaise and overall lack of care that goes on in that locker room. Hard Knocks episode ONE and you’re already giving speeches that are going to define the entire season. Landry’s not even coming in from some pristine winning culture in Miami or anything, either – that’s just how horrific the culture in Cleveland is and has been for years. Landry got his fresh start and decided he wasn’t going to be just another guy sitting idly by watching the same dogshit Cleveland Browns.

I mean it’s no wonder this team hasn’t improved a lick while they’ve parted with all their first round picks the last decade. It does not appear that they enforce practice or even slightly grasp the concept of it. Completely optional in Cleveland. That was, until Landry showed up this offseason. As long as Landry gives one of these speeches every single week the Browns should resemble a competent football team more often than we’ve become accustomed to over the past forever. Josh Gordon might just stay on the straight and narrow, Baker Mayfield might just be the guy they’ve been looking for, and Hue Jackson might just remember where he put his challenge flag. Jarvis keeps reminding his teammates that practice is actually beneficial and we might just be looking at the most inspired 6-10 team you ever did see.