Stone Cold Talking About Dildos And Butt Plugs And Ben Wa Balls Is Hilarious

First of all, shout out to me for my thumbnail choice. Pretty funny to think how involved Trump was in WWE in 2007. Never forget how poorly he took that Stunner.

Bailed on it last second. Can’t have that. He should care more about that gif than the Russian Pee Tapes. Those are probably awesome. Like this gif:

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But anywho, back to the topic at hand. Stone Cold talking about sex toys.

Amazing. What a national treasure Stone Cold is. He was listing off sex toys like Bubba in Forest Gump listing ways to cook shrimp. I’m pretty sure I could listen to Stone Cold read the phone book and it’d be entertaining. Reminded me of when Stone Cold recalled his dream about eating Sasquatch pussy:

Just slapping on a snorkel to go down on Sasquatch because Viagra makes his nasal passage close up. And now that he knows about sex toys, sky is the limit for Steve. Get some Ben Wa balls up in that Sasquatch and have yourself a night.

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