What Kind Of Sick Serial Killer Makes A Cake Replica Of Their Dog And Then Slices Right Into Their Perfect Face?!!

This is absolutely disgusting. The moment that knife sliced that gorgeously wrinkled bulldog’s face, my stomach flipped. I could feel the vile creeping up my neck, and for a split second I was concerned the unwelcomed, but rightfully provoked, green liquid would come spewing out of my mouth.

What kind of weirdo freak would make a cake replica of their dog?!!! I am obsessed with my dog, and I would never in a thousands years turn this beautiful face into something I was going to butcher and consume.

“Happy birthday honey! Here’s your dog’s face for you to eat and enjoy!” What is this, China? At least in Steel Magnolias (zero shot anyone reading this has seen this movie from the late 80s, but you should because it’s a classic) the groom’s cake was an armadillo and who really cares about them?

This is straight-up serial killer behavior.

In fact, one of the biggest indicators someone is likely to be a disturbed individual is whether or not they tortured small animals in their youth. Ted Bundy was a chronic animal torturer. Son of Sam killed his neighbor’s dog. Jeffrey Dahmer decapitated a dog and then displayed its head on a stick.

Now I’m NOT saying cutting a cake is the same thing as cutting flesh and blood (or anywhere close to it), but maybe cake cutting is a gateway drug. Maybe it starts off as “LOL that looks just like Buster!” and turns into “hmm I wonder what it would feel like to cut through this dead garden snake I stumbled up?” And then maybe years down the road Buster’s owner turns into the next Jeffrey Dahmer.

Let’s put an end to this madness: NO MORE REPLICA DOG CAKES!