Jay Z Must Have Fucked Beyonce Good

Hate Beyonce or love her, you have to admit that the practice of taking your lover to Red Lobster after they dick you down is pretty kind. I would love to have some cheddar biscuits every time I throw the ole sunglass emoji up. Granted, I prefer my seafood to be locally sourced, but I wouldnt look an endless shrimp basket gift horse in the mouth.

On a side note, there’s nothing like having your lady admit that she has sex with you. When my wife mentions it to our friends, I’m like Oh Hell Yes. So, putting up a billboard that reminds people that Jay Z is fucking Beyonce must make him feel like a million billion bucks. All that even when he cheated on her with Becky with the good hair. Jay Z must have a good dick and a belly full of Parrot Isle Jumbo Coconut Shrimp. Nothin better.