Paul Ryan Says That President Trump Is Just Trolling Former National Security Officials And I Love It

God. I love this idea. I’m a huge fan of trolling. It’s a simple little laugh that you and your pals get to enjoy together. I enjoy doing it on the blog and on my personal twitter account but I would have the biggest boner if I could do it from the Oval Office.

If I was President, I’d be sending out all kinds of fake White House Official Statements.

I’d be like, “Effective today, ass eating is no longer in season. Click here for more details.”

And when the reporters look up from their phones, I’d be standing behind the podium like

They’d be pissed as hell, too.

“Mr. President! Mr. President! Resign, sir! Resign!”

After months of them telling me this, I would give my official resignation in letter form. It would read something like this.

And then Jim Acosta would be standing there like

Kings stay Kings President.