We Must Arrest This Dog At Once

It’s all fun and games until…

Hell fucking right!

Enough is enough, New York. When you see a fuzzy commuter on the uptown train, you call 9-1-1 and arrest that fucking dog. I want that good for nothing, crime committing, law breaking dog in handcuffs by sundown. Shackled up and led into the local station until the amount of time fits the crime. That thing thinks it can wag it’s tail on the train and get away with it? Not on my watch. The Subway is for one thing and one thing only- homeless guys in sweatpants jerking off. So shout out to Jen for reporting the dog. About time we cleaned up the Subway. One man’s ball of joy is another man’s felon. And don’t you dare forget it.

So show this to your dog. Rover, you could be next.