Remember The Croatian Asshole Who Got Sent Home From The World Cup? He Needs To Leave The Country Forever Now

So think way back to the beginning of the World Cup. Croatia is playing against Nigeria and Nikola Kalinic gets called on to come on the field in the final minutes. Not a weird thing to happen at all as subs happen all the time after the 80th minute. But, Kalinic decided to be a massive bitch and refuse to enter claiming he has back problems.

Croatia is now playing in the finals of the World Cup and Nikola Kalinic only has one option now. He has to leave Croatia forever. I mean imagine being this guy. You bust your ass, be one of the 23 best soccer players in the entire country, qualify for the World Cup and be good enough to be in the rotation to come on as a sub. Instead, he decides to fake a back injury because he didn’t want to come on late in a 2-0 game.

This guy is the biggest asshole in the soccer world right now and I couldn’t be happier that Croatia has a chance to win the World Cup. I hope they win it, invite him to the parade and then just make fun of him publicly before kicking him out of the country for good. This guy doesn’t belong in Croatia – which do yourself a favor and google image Croatia, it looks like an absolute wonderful country. Not what I expected at all.

I mean, can you imagine being this guy? You feel on top of the world. Shit, he plays for Milan. Spent time with Florentina. He has 41 caps for Croatia. By all measures the guy is a good soccer player. But, now? Nah, he’ll be remembered in Croatia as the dumbass who got booted home because of a fake back injury. The only option he has is to leave the country. He can’t stay in Croatia. How could you? Every single place you look, Croatian soccer is on TV, merch on sale, people are talking about the World Cup. You gotta move to Serbia or something now.

So, let’s go Croatia. Win the damn thing to rub it all over Nikola Kalinic’s dumb, stupid, face.