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Former Sex Scandal Teacher Arrested for Dealing Meth

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UtahA former Utah teacher who was convicted of having unlawful sex with a student who was a minor has been arrested on suspicion of selling methamphetamine. …

Sarah Lindsay Lewis, was arrested by members of the Major Crimes Task Force on July 2 for allegedly selling narcotics from her car at a location in Utah County.

She was in possession of 12 ounces of methamphetamine and paraphernalia, according to the court papers.

Along with facing charges in this arrest, Lewis was also found to have violated her probation on the unlawful sex conviction. …

Last year, Lewis was accused of having sex with at least one of her male students and providing alcohol to a minor when she was a teacher at an alternative high school in Spanish Fork.

You know me. You know I’m not one to bellyache about my job. Even coming back from a dream vacation. But don’t think for a hot nanosecond it’s easy being me. As my Gentle Uncle Ben once put it to me before he was killed, with a great blog about Sex Scandal Teachers comes great … something. It’s not important. My point is that even when I’m across an ocean in a place where their artists get Ninja Turtles named after them, my duties never stop. There are teachers banging students. Teachers getting accused of banging their students. And sometimes, tragically, teachers convicted of banging their students doing terrible things I have to address. The sun never sets on the Grading the Newest Sex Scandal Teacher empire.

Anyway, here’s what I said about Sarah last year:

 A police report cited by the Daily Herald stated that during their romp, Lewis served the underage boy vodka and beer before sexually engaging him. The report also stated video recording the boozy interlude. That said cops have yet to ascertain who recorded the footage. …

The Grades:
Looks: Sarah is not … good. She’s not hideous by any means. But she’s the bridesmaid at your buddy’s wedding you’re hoping not to get paired up with. The quiet one who’s been with the bride since 5th grade soccer and mostly hangs out in the bar drinking Michelob Ultras and watching the hotter girls’ purses while they dance.
Grade: C-

Moral Compass/Bad Judgment: That said, I like the cut of her jib. It can’t be easy for an unattractive 27-year-old with a mom body to point a camera at herself in the middle of boning a teenage boy, no matter how drunk they both are. But she did. And we respect that kind of selflessness.
Grade: B+

Intangibles: The Spanish Fork police might not have a lot of experience when it comes to these things. But they can cut the shit with this “first time” stuff. That said, I love “boozy interlude.” From now on, all my drunken, unsatisfactory sex is going to be called “boozy interlude.”
Grade: B

Overall: C+

And now it’s sad to see she’s fallen even further. She didn’t have the natural talent to be one of the greats. The video did her in. So she Broke Bad. And judging by those Before and After pictures, isn’t taking the high quality Blue Sky stuff, either. Thoughts and prayers go out to her that she gets clean, gets off the rock and goes back to a quiet, normal life of boozy interludes. Sad.