The Montgomery Biscuits Are Hosting A "Millennial Night" And The Joke's On Them Because It Sounds Like A Real Blast
So I have a sneaking suspicion that the Montgomery Biscuits are hosting this event as a joke to poke fun at millennials. But let me just get on the record here as saying this sounds like a rather quality event. Napping stations? Naps are incredible. I never really find myself having too many opportunities to actually take naps these days but when I do, they are such a treat. So if you give me a designated area and tell me to nap away? Well that’s worth the price of admission alone.
Free stuff? Uhhhh I blog for a living so obviously I’ll take all the free stuff in life that I can get since I’m not exactly Warren Buffet over here.
Avocados? They’re delicious and there’s so much that you can do with them. You can make some avocado toast. You can put them on a burger. You can put them on fish tacos. You can really just throw some sea salt and pepper onto an avocado and eat it out of the shell. Hold my avocado? No thanks. I’ll just hold my own, thank you very much.
Now I’m not exactly going to be rushing to get to the selfie station. Here’s the thing. I have a very difficult time looking good in photos to begin with. And that’s with the proper lighting from the proper angles and all that shit. But 100% of the times, I look like absolute shit in the front-facing camera. So maybe I’ll just double up on the napping station and skip out on the selfie one. Either way, the Montgomery Biscuits have a ton to offer here. If there’s one thing that millennials aren’t killing right now, it’s theme night gimmicks in minor league sports.