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Caroline Wozniacki Is Spending Her Birthday In A Bikini And Nobody Is Complaining

Today is tennis grand slam champion Caroline Wozniacki’s 28th birthday. So naturally, she just dropped a vacation bikini photo on Instagram. Out here giving social media a present on her own birthday. How unselfish of her.

She may have lost in the 2nd round at Wimbledon last week despite being the #2 seed and having to fight off flying ants in the process, but she’s not letting that shit get her down.

Right after the L, she to headed to Capri with her fiance, retired NBA player David Lee.

I mean… spending your birthday in cloudy, gloomy England eating bugs?? Or sunny, dreamy Italy lounging in a bikini?!? Not really that tough of a choice. She probably lost on purpose. I wouldn’t blame her.

Actually, I wouldn’t blame her for doing whatever the hell she wants, whenever the hell she wants for the rest of her life after Rory dumped her on her ass in 2014… over the phone… after sending out the wedding invitations. Still a HOF asshole move. A lot of people would never come back from that type of humiliation. Not Caroline though. She bounced back just fine.

Let us not forget how comfortable she is in a bikini.

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Or body paint for that matter.

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Happy birthday, Caroline. Live your best life.