GAME: How Many Grams Of Drugs Did This Lady Fit Up Her Hoo Ha?

Game time! The above is Desiree Webster. She’s 20 years old and resides in Shawano County, Wisconsin. She was recently arrested for having drugs up her cooter. So now that you have her background information, it’s time to play the fastest growing game on the internet: How Many Grams Of Drugs Did This Lady Fit Up Her Hoo Ha?

Was it:

A) 14 grams of drugs

B) 37 grams of drugs

C) 66 grams of drugs

D) 82 grams of drugs

And the correct answer issssssssssssss

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82 grams!

Let’s read on:

Huff Post - A Wisconsin woman is facing felony drug charges after police said they found about 82 grams of drugs in her vagina.

Desiree Webster, 20, was arrested June 25 in Shawano after police pulled over the 1997 Monte Carlo she was driving.

Her companion, 39-year-old Jaral McCollum, a convicted drug dealer, was also in the car, according to The Smoking Gun.

Police said McCollum’s M.O. was to travel with a woman who would slip the drugs into her vagina if police stopped them.

Hold it right there. How about this dude Jaral McCollum whose thing, his move, is to always have a woman with a big ol’ vagina with him just incase the cops show up. I wonder if he holds auditions to be his drug’s pussy protector?

We continue:

A CT scan of Webster’s pelvic area taken at a hospital showed something that looked like a plastic bag that was about the size of a human fist.

Yikes! Hopefully we’re talking more of a child’s fist, not Andre the Giant’s.

And the rundown of what she was packing up there?

Here’s the breakdown:

36.67 grams of cocaine

14.72 grams of meth

27.80 grams of synthetic weed

Six MDMA (Ecstasy) pills

1.26 grams of marijuana

Murphy said that if the bag had ruptured while inside Webster, she would have likely died.

A beautiful buffet. A smörgåsbord if you will. And that’s how you play “How Many Grams Of Drugs Did This Lady Fit Up Her Hoo Ha?” We’ll see ya next time!