Tiger Woods Is the 69th Ranked Player In The World

Get it? Yeah, you get it. Sex stuff.

I wonder if Tiger saw that this morning and quietly whispered, “Nice” to himself. I bet he did. I bet that sand baggin son of a bitch did. It’s the stupidest running internet joke that has the most saying power of any running internet joke ever. “Nice” has outlasted them all. The Jordan Crying Face, What Are Those?, Damn Daniel, all of them. Nice is gonna be the thing this time period is known for once it’s all said and done. It’s gonna be the thing aliens find out about us 10 millions years from now. Humans loved war, bacon and saying “nice” any time the word 69 came up. That’s our legacy. So yeah, I bet Tiger said it this morning. No doubt in my mind.