Instant BJs: Hot New Summer Trend

That’s right, instant Boob Jobs. Thanks to the #UpsidedownBikini trend, anyone can add some jumpers to their bumpers, say yes-tickles to chestickles, win big with a fresh set of Golden Globes… Via news site for intellectuals, The SunUK:

Originally started by Italian model, Valentina Fradegrada – the trend works by tying the halter neck straps across the chest, which pulls the triangle material further apart than usual – enhancing cleavage and revealing more under boob than ever before.

Basically you just have to squeeze your chestbutt into a smaller, twisted pair of apple-bottom tit-pants and then be really careful not to move a lot. (Unless you don’t give a damn, which hey, good on ya.)

And good news – if you’re like me, more of an outdated one-piece Speedo gal, this method still works like a charm. Ladies, get out there & enjoy those instant BJs.

Side note: A couple things of note during my internet searches on this: 1) Holy shiz, there’s a lot of beautiful women out there with all different sized party pillows. 2) There’s also a ton of sites telling us they need to look better. Lay-dees, whether you flip those suits or not, you do you. ( . Y . )