Cincy Cyclones and Lake Erie Monsters Coming in REAL Hot With These Jerseys

What a great Friday! Pay day, sex tapes are flying like turkeys into windows, and now not one, but TWO new gimmick jerseys to stare at. First, the Cincinnati Cyclones are honoring the military by going full Captain America. Love it. Need it. Perfect jersey right there. I’m all in on it. A+.

Then

Zollo night!!! What!? How?!? Did Zollo do it again, or did Zollo do it again? Act like the Stool isn’t taking over. Dare you to even try. What a beauty that thing is. You can hate robot music, but there’s no denying that sweater is a 10. Gonna need 1 of each. Pronto.