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Today in Birds Are Stupid: Turkey Flies It's Dumb Turkey Self Directly into a Glass Window

Holy shit birds are so fucking stupid, they are relentless! Can’t help but make the news by being big dumb feathered idiots. First, these doves got got by bigger and badder birds. Then, an owl who was trying to take over DC decided to go out for a late night snack and got clotheslined by a bus. And now, we see turkeys being stupid cocksuckers and flying into glass windows. What a moron! That’s why we eat you! Vegetarians can’t look at this video and still claim there is anything wrong with eating animals. Fucking thing has eyes and smashed into a window. Hey turkey, I remember my first day flying. LOSER!