Nancy Grace Tells Father His Missing Son Has Been Found On Live Television

IN YOUR BASEMENT BRO, YOUR BASEMENT! THE THING UNDERNEATH THE FIRST FLOOR! THE BASEMENT!

I’m going to need someone to fill me in here on how Nancy Grace works. Like does everyone recognize the fact that it’s fake as shit and completely staged? Do we just pretend it’s real as an exercise in theater? Is this like when I watch wrestling? Not saying this kid wasn’t actually missing but the whole breaking it on live television might have been the fakest thing I’ve ever watched. Just awful awful acting. Dad was laugh out loud funny, just sitting there spinning in his head “k pretend to be shocked about this basement news, act like this wasn’t set up, oh yeah my phone? That everyone can call me on to tell me about my missing son? I left it in the car, so you’re somehow breaking this news to me right here and now, crazy how that worked out, the basement, wow, I should’ve checked the basement”.

PS

Hey idiot, I said basement, now is your cue to look shocked.

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