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Triple-Q Glow In The Dark Boobies Because Why The Hell Not America

Oh just your average middle aged hoochie with an artificial corset sewn into her stomach and glow in the dark tits that have their own gravitational pull. Even has a kid to emotionally damage before her teenage years. Absolute prime marriage material to any trailer park south of the Mason Dixon line.

Greed is good in Wall St. and in improving the twins, but fish lips should’ve stopped with the silicon after she hit D. If they were real it would be one thing but those bowling balls are so fake they probably do in fact feel like a bag of sand. Frankly, myself and Creed Bratton both find it offensive. Gotta go Au Natural, baby. Swing low sweet chariots.