Mike Leach is your mom sending you a chain email to your inbox with subject line Fwd:>>Fwd:>>Fwd:>>Fwd:>>Fwd:>>Fwd:>>
He’s your cousin who texts you a link to “Loose Change” and says check this crazy shit out, mann.
He’s your aunt who posts a Facebook status with “I don’t usually get into politics but,,, (6 paragraphs of politics.)”
He even channeled your crazy family members with his responses and retweets.
And I would say I would expect nothing less from Mike Leach, a Barstool fan favorite and personal content hero of mine, but I think I kind of do. What’s up with the politics man? Since when do we dabble in that arena? Where’s the pontification on raccoons and viking swords and Bigfoot and aliens and fat little girlfriends?
Bring that Leach back! I don’t wanna hear about Trump anymore!
Cue my Best Of Mike Leach power rankings!
1) Fat Little Girlfriends rant
2) Dating Tips
3) Long ass Baylor rant
4) Somebody took our lunch money
5) Mike Leach does the weather
6) Mike Leach the Eagle Scout and Pine Cone War soldier
7) Mike Leach says Lubbock is so savage he can’t guarantee other teams won’t get scalped
8) Mike Leach in Friday Night Lights
9) Mike Leach chimes in on Deflategate and the Kardashians
10) Mike Leach sleeps with a viking axe next to his bed.
11) Mike Leach mocks Arizona State for stealing his signs.
12) Mike Leach analyzes music.
This was the last retweet on his account before his political discourse so it’s not all bad!