Shadow Wrestling On The Beach Is An All Time Hardo Move

HARDOOOOO!

What a ridiculous look. The “let me work on my swing form in public” is always a funny look for golfers trying to get their reps in, but this takes it to a whole new level. Homeboy’s engaging in imaginary combat..on the beach! Drop-stepping through sand!

I mean, honestly, any time you’re in this position at the beach, you’re trying too hard.

I’m surprised he wasn’t following through on his shots and landing the takedowns, trying to get the pin afterwards with how seriously he was taking this. Dude even circled/stared down his opponent after the second shot!

Also, I realize the only way to out-hardo a dude shadow wrestling on the beach is to critique said shadow-wrestler’s form, but I just need to point something out. This guy is clearing the left arm of whoever he’s taking down and then shooting to the right…so he’s just clearing the left arm for fun I guess? I know, I know, I’m being a hardo hypocrite now, but like, maybe tighten things up with your own arms as well pal. Ain’t nobody getting taken down from those shots.

For the Deadspin writer that read this blog, I pre-wrote your outraged tweet for you to show my appreciation for the continued support.

“This fucking sucks. This person is at the beach, putting the work in, feeling good enough about themselves to shoot a few takedowns and you’re mocking them? Fuck you.”