Dickhead Alert!

Listen I’m not gonna pretend like this isn’t a thing in fashion right now. The place I get all my horse racing suits sells short suits. And you know what I do when I go into that store? I laugh and point and gawk and ask the owner what type of dickhead buys the short suits? And he says “only real dickheads buy them, but there are lots of dickheads who try so hard to be different that they’ll buy anything that they think is hip and cool and I just take their money and laugh and thank god their are mega dickheads in the world”

That’s a direct quote.