Does This Look Like The Face Of A 450 LB Man Who Tried To Hide 23 Grams Of Weed And A Bag Of Cocaine In His Fat Rolls?

DELTONA, FL (WFLA) – A central Florida man who weighs about 450 pounds faces multiple charges after sheriff’s deputies say he hid cocaine and 23 grams of marijuana under his “stomach fat.” According to a new release, a Volusia County sheriff’s deputy stopped a vehicle Friday after noticing that the passenger wasn’t wearing a seatbelt. Officials say 42-year-old Christopher Mitchell told the deputy that he’s too big to wear a seatbelt. The deputy says he requested a drug-detecting dog because Mitchell and the driver appeared nervous. The dog detected the presence of drugs in the vehicle. In addition to the drugs on Mitchell, deputies say they also found a handgun and $7,000 in cash in the vehicle.

This is one of those blogs you just step out of the way and let it speak for itself. I mean what did you expect Christopher Mitchell to do? Maybe the only redeeming part of being an obese drug dealer is that when shit hits the fan you’ll be able to hide your drugs in your fat rolls and everyone will laugh and think that was kind of a sweet move. That’s Christopher Mitchell’s ceiling in life, he just reached it. Well done man. Enjoy prison, you’ll be fine, no one likes to fuck a fat chick/dude.

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Kind of fucked up that the cop didn’t accept the “too fat for a seat belt” excuse right? I’m borderline too fat for my seat belt and Christopher Mitchell weighs 200+ lbs more than I do. Seatbelts fucking suck. Total sucker move to wear your seat belt.