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Serena Williams Won Her First Post-Baby Grand Slam Match As Black Cat Woman


“Catsuit anyone? For all the moms out there who had a tough recovery from pregnancy—here you go. If I can do it, so can you. Love you all!!” -@serenawilliams

So Serena Williams won the Australian Open pregnant, had a baby last September, destroyed everyone in beer pong at the royal wedding after party, and now she’s out here looking like Black Cat Woman winning her first post-baby Grand Slam match?

What a woman.

I’ve never been pregnant or had a baby, but from what everyone says, pushing a watermelon out of your vagina isn’t easy. I’ll be honest, as someone that has a vagina, that sounds pretty damn difficult. This doesn’t really look like something I would like to do on a casual Sunday afternoon:

And it certainly doesn’t sound like something I can quickly follow with a win at the French Open. (Still thinking about the engulfed vagina aren’t you? Yup me too. A little nauseous actually.)

“First and foremost, you have to get your core back, which is hard, because it literally spreads when you have a baby. That’s difficult. And just coming back from the physical part of having a baby, at my age, is never really easy.”

But of course she did it. Because she’s Serena Williams and she’s not human, she’s a fucking super hero.

A super hero that is only one win away from tying the world record of 24 Grand Slams wins (currently held by the Australian tennis star, Margaret Court).

Maybe this goes without saying, but it needs to be said in a powerful way: I absolutely want more Grand Slams. I’m well aware of the record books, unfortunately. It’s not a secret that I have my sights on 25.”

You go girl! (And I’m gonna go get some Pepto and call my mom to apologize.)