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This Goal Was Decent

Hard to disagree with the title of this blog. Gary (His friends call him Gary) Bale going full bicycle for what turned out to be the game-winner is pretty fucking rad. I’m being told this kick won some sort of Championship for Real Madrid, making them the kings of Europe or something. Who knows what even goes on over there these days. Anyways, hope everyone is enjoying the start of their Memorial Day Weekend. I know Real Madrid fans are, but poor Johnny Feits and the lads supporting Liverpool have had quite the damper put on this sunny Saturday.

Also, this guy has to be feeling like a real sack of doorknobs right now.

That ball went in the net despite hitting him squarely in the hands, which sources are telling me is bad and not good. And that’s been talking soccer.