Juan Soto Is The First MLB Player Born In 1998.....And He Just Hit A 3 Run Homer!!!!

1998. Freaking 1998! Remember baseball cards growing up and dudes were born in the 1960s? Now guys were born in 1998!!!! I mean this guy never even had to worry about dial up internet, finding a way to see free porn, and is younger than the movie Armageddon. That might be my new way to gauge how old people are- how close they were born to the release of Armageddon. And Soto is 4 months younger. That’s to quote one of my favorite professional golfers “buhanaland”.

So hey, you reading this with your crippling knee pain and college loans sinking your bank account and 3 missed calls from your mother that you need to return- happy Monday! A 19 year old is making his MLB debut tonight. Now go drink that six pack and forget about it all.

UPDATE: HOLY SHIT HE JUST HIT A 3 RUN HOME RUN AS I WAS TYPING THIS BLOG HE HIT A HOMER. UNBELIEVABLE!!