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LA Galaxy's Zlatan Slaps Canadian Out Of This World & Promptly Cries

Why are girls so odd? Because they can’t even. And I simply cannot after watching that clip.

1) Michael Petrasso (Montreal Impact) steps on Zlatan Ibrahimovic’s (LA Galaxy) foot a little bit
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2) Ibrahimovic baby powders hand/bitch slaps Petrasso
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3) After a quick hesitation, they both remembered they were supposed to dramatically throw themselves on the ground and cry a little bit
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And the academy award for drama in This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Major League Soccer Feelings goes to ::drumroll please:: ahhh it’s a tie!

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Petrasso, the shoe stepper, ended up getting a yellow card. Ibrahimovic, the slapper, got a red card. In Ibrahimovic’s defense, people get really upset if you mess up their kicks.

The more I think about it, the only way I’d really get into MLS these days is if there was more slapping. Keep it up Ibrahimovic, (but with a little less crumpling to the ground afterwards).