Why are girls so odd? Because they can’t even. And I simply cannot after watching that clip.
And the academy award for drama in This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Major League Soccer Feelings goes to ::drumroll please:: ahhh it’s a tie!
Petrasso, the shoe stepper, ended up getting a yellow card. Ibrahimovic, the slapper, got a red card. In Ibrahimovic’s defense, people get really upset if you mess up their kicks.
The more I think about it, the only way I’d really get into MLS these days is if there was more slapping. Keep it up Ibrahimovic, (but with a little less crumpling to the ground afterwards).