Mayor of Chicago Finally Cracks Down On TikTok-Inspired Car Theft — Sues Kia and Hyundai For Not Making Their Cars Harder For Chicago's Criminals To Steal (with bonus Behind-The-Blog special feature)
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#SlayQueen — The Prince of Italy Is Stepping Aside To Let His 19-Year-Old Instagram Model Daughter Take The Throne
Author Cancels Her Upcoming Book About Fictional Characters Protesting The Soviet Union Because the Cancel Mob Harassed Her For "Lacking Empathy" By Publishing A Book Set In Russia
A Bartender...Excuse Me, Mixologist's Viral "Perfect Old Fashioned" Video Will Make You Pray For Prohibition
"It Was Loud — Full-Body": A Closer Look At a Woman's Screaming Orgasm In the Middle of the LA Philharmonics Performance of Tchaikovsky's 5th Symphony
China Is Giving College Students An Extra Spring Break To "Fall In Love" Due To Massive Population Decline
Modern-Day Romeo: Tech Billionaire Dumps His Fiancee Because Her Breast Cancer Is a "Net Negative" For His Portfolio
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Gen Z Art Community Outraged Over Popular App That Creates Cool Graphics Out of Your Selfies With A.I. — Shocked To Learn Things Get Ripped Off On the Internet
The Owner Of One Of NYC's Top Restaurants Bans "Abusive Bully" James Corden For Life — "A Tiny Cretin of a Man"
Yale Administrator Busted After Stealing FORTY MILLION DOLLARS During Decade-Long Scheme Selling Computers and Pocketing the Cash
NYU Chemistry Professor Fired After Student Petition Says His Class Is "Too Difficult" and "At Fault For Their Failing Grades"
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