They Literally Formed A Worldwide Task Force To Protect Fashion History from Kim Kardashian's Behemoth Ass
Kim Kardashian Famously Lost 16 Pounds In 3 Weeks To Wear Marilyn Monroe's Iconic 1962 Dress — a "Historical and Cultural Treasure" — to the Met Gala Red Carpet; The Monroe Collection Says She Damaged It Beyond Repair.
Woman Fires Off 1 Billion Tweet Thread Lecturing People To Stop Being Rude To Adult Disney Fans Who Skipped Food and Drinks At Their Wedding To Pay Mickey and Minnie Mouse For a 30 Minute Appearance
The Star of "George of the Jungle" Found Alive and Well After Faking His Death And Going Into Hiding To Avoid Deportation In Longstanding Battle With PETA (He Is A Monkey)
Johnny Depp and Kate Moss — Who Testifies Today — Once Claimed They Had Sex In Every Single Room of the Chateau Marmont (There Are 63 Rooms)
$28 Airport Beers NO MORE — NY Finally Decides to Crack Down on Big Airport Price Gouging After $27.85 Sam Summer Goes Viral
A British Parliament Member Admits He Watched Porn During A Vote But Says It Was An Accident, He Was Just Trying To Look At Tractors (The Second Time Was On Purpose Though)
Mega-Viral Tweet Calls For Chris Pratt To Be Canceled From "Guardians of the Galaxy" — Director James Gunn Shuts It The Fuck DOWN
Olivia Wilde Gets Served Legal Custody Papers From Jason Sudeikis Literally In The Middle Of Presenting Her New Movie On Stage At CinemaCon
"The Influencer Fyre Fest" — Tik Tok Influencers Paid $2,000 For Tickets To A Fashion Brand's Coachella Event, End Up In Empty Parking Lot Passing Out From Heat Exhaustion
Actress Thandie Newton Fired From Magic Mike 3 After Getting In "Unimaginably Vicious" Fight With Channing Tatum About...Politics? Voting Rights? Immigration? No...The Will Smith Slap