Woman On A Southwest Flight Chronicles Her Trip Featuring The Man Watching Porn And Masturbating Next To Her For 5 Straight Hours

NY POST – A Southwest passenger complained that a jerk sitting next to her pulled out his iPad and masturbated to sex videos during an entire five-hour flight, according to a report.

“I’ve spent this entire flight sitting next to a guy who has his iPad open on the tray table, watching porn, WITHOUT using headphones or anything, and twice now his body has started shaking in the throes of his orgasmic bliss,” the horrified woman tweeted to the airline.

“I’m so disgusted,” she added under the username @shariatPR, which she said refers to her public relations company. A LinkedIn entry lists Elly Shariat as the founder and CEO of the West Hollywood-based company.

I’ll tell you what makes this story unbelievable, and it’s the fact that this dude allegedly jerked off for 5 hours.  Nonstop, with no breaks.  I refuse to believe I am the only one whose initial thought was how sweet is this dude’s dick that he can stay hard for FIVE hours.  FIVE!!!   I mean Shariat PR said it was “tiny AF” but that’s kind of a biased opinion considering he was (allegedly) jerking it off sitting right next to her which I’m pretty sure is borderline sexual assault.  Can’t imagine she would be too complimentary of his dick after being forced to watch him tug at it for half the day.  Nevertheless, maybe it’s just me, but out of all the bizare-ness of this bizarre story, top of the list is how this guy managed to pull off the biggest marathon of a JO session the world of masturbation has ever seen.  Insane stamina.

Now you may be wondering why didn’t she get up and go get someone, maybe tell a flight attendant and put a stop to it.  Put him in an empty seat and wrap his ass up with duct tape like this asshole-

Well she claims that she was scared to do it in person, so she took the next logical step: reached out on Twitter.

Shariat told Fox News that the perv turned on his iPad shortly after takeoff in Las Vegas en route to Philadelphia on Tuesday.

She said she noticed a porno pop up in his browser and thought it was just an embarrassing mistake – but he proceeded to watch “video after video like it was nothing.”

“The first time he was ‘finishing,’ he used his left hand and gripped my right forearm, pinning it down to the arm rest between us,” she told the network.

“It made it clear to me how strong he was, given how forceful his grip was, which is why I felt uncomfortable and reached out to SW [Southwest] on Twitter — hoping they’d ask my seat number and notify someone — because I didn’t know if he’d try to physically do anything else if I went to take a photograph or video, nor did I want to find out.”

I wouldn’t blame her for being nervous – I mean just look at what this monster is capable of.

Shariat also claimed the man handed his used napkins to a flight attendant for disposal.

Lot of people online don’t believe her, considering she’s the CEO of a PR company and has a Facebook history of complaining about airlines and saying she loves to ruin men’s lives.

I’d love to get some secondary confirmation from somebody else on board.   Clear this whole thing up.  She said he was listening to porn without headphones and was beating his dick off for 5 straight hours – no chance nobody else saw that.   If they chime in and speak up and say yeah, Shariat’s right, this dude was whaling away, pretty much made it to page 63 of the “Popular” section – then we should probably look into getting this girl more than a free dinner voucher.