MUST WATCH: This WWE Real Life Street Fight With an Ice Cream Truck Blaring in the Background is Nothing Short of Unbelievable

Update: I guess this video is YEARS old. Awesome. Hand up on that one. Why is it going viral now? Fuck the internet. Well, you’re here now, let’s relive it as it happened today.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!! I’ve rewatched this 50 times already. I mean the man in the white is immortal. This all happening with the ice cream truck playing in the background is an incredible touch. You think it’s a nice little Friday on the internet and then this pops up, let’s break it down.

This guy in the white t-shirt is an absolute monster. Judging from this 30 second video he could beat up anyone on the planet and not feel an ounce of pain. Look what he does to this little fella in a matter of 3 seconds. Life comes at ya fast huh? One second you think you can beat a guy up and look cool as shit. The next? You’re upside down about to get suplexed to the concrete pavement.

This dude gets sent straight to hell, but my guy in the white is not done.

He then turns to his next victim and just screams “what’s good bruh” as he pummels his face. The camera sadly cuts away from this mini-fight so you have to use your imagination for what happened from this pic…

to this pic of the dude in the white standing over his victim like Iverson over Tyronn Lue in the NBA Finals. Why would you wanna fuck with this guy?

HOLD UP. Does this guy have a fucking machete?

WHAT IS HAPPENING??? This guy DEFINITELY stabbed somebody and that shitty cameraman didn’t catch it. This camera man stinks.

To end the video one of these guys decides the monster in the white is the greatest fighter of all time and mortal’s hands are no match for him in a bout. So someone with a brain grabs a metal baseball bat. End of story right? Say good night.

A full Barry Bonds hack to the chest and this guy just eats it. Like he got slapped in the chest by a little child and caused no pain. EXCEPT IT WAS A BASEBALL BAT.

Within 5 seconds the monster in the white has full control of the baseball bat.

WHO IS THIS GUY? What planet did he come from? We need this man in the UFC or Afghanistan or something. He’s superhuman and cannot be stopped.