I Did The Porn Star Bracket That Is Going Viral On Twitter

Our boy Tyler tweeted this out last night and you just know I had to get in on the action.  Any time I have a chance to blog about a porn star that hasn’t just recently passed away is a good time.   As a huge fan of the professional sex on camera business, both as a consumer and as an appreciator of the artform, I feel very qualified to weigh in with my opinions here.  While it came up in my discussions with Trill that the talent and the seedings aren’t exactly skewed towards…my demographic, I am certainly well versed in the work of everyone listed above.

Let me just highlight some of my biggest thoughts:

-If anyone has a legitimate gripe with the committee, it’s Kelsi Monroe.  God damn did she get screwed.  A 7 seed is disrespectful enough, but a second round matchup with Tori Black, arguably the hottest porn star to ever do it?  My goodness.  That’s brutal.  If she was literally anywhere else on the board I’d have her in the final 4.  A remarkable talent.

-You don’t see an #8 over a #1 often, but Pinky is more of a gimmick to me than an actual star.  I’ll always remember the hair and the impact she had on the culture, but from a pure live action standpoint, I’d choose Moriah 10 times out of 10.

-I feel uncomfortable selecting Asa since we are friends.  But I also feel uncomfortable lying, and she’s one of the GOATs.

-Huge Nyomi Banxxx guy.  Always have been.  She’s my star of the Ebony section.   Can’t explain why.  Skin Diamond is hotter.  Roxy Reynolds is dynamite.  But I’ve got a special place in my heart for Nyomi. The heart wants what the heart wants.  However…

-Lacey Duvalle is an absolute firecracker.  Also I saw her driving around Atlanta once while I was in college.  Laying eyes on someone you have been privately intimate with is always a strange moment.  In that case it solidified her as my number 1.

-Biggest snubs:

1) Jenna Brooks

2) Bethany Benz

3) Misty Stone

4) Codi Bryant

I’ve got Tori Black taking the whole thing down because, well, obviously.  I feel like the Northwest was way too weak, while the Southwest was impossibly overloaded.  Would have loved to have some better balance there.  Would have ideally loved to end up with a Final Four of Tori Black, Lacey Duvalle, Kelsi Monroe and Nyomi Banxxx.  But then again…

This is March.

Anyway, you know I had to ask the biggest porn degenerate in the office to weigh in.

And this whole conversation started at the bar last night with Feits so had to get his official picks.