Random Thoughts – April 2nd
MLB Just Called Me; They Trademarked "Opening Day"

So I just got a call from MLB. I have no fucking idea how they got my cell phone number Woody. Anyway they wanted me to take down the above ad on our website which was promoting beer and sliders because it used the phrase "Opening Day" in it. Are you fucking serious? Opening Day? I mean don't they have better shit to do then worry about this? Now the guy who called me was nice enough. He said he loved the Stool, blah, blah, blah and the reason he didn't send an email or letter was because he knew he'd be killed. So for that I give him credit. But come on! "Opening Day"? Are we really talking about Opening Day? I wonder if this guy brags about his job at bars and shit? "Hey honey I bagged some blog that was using the term opening day to sell beer and burgers. Now suck my dick" Who knows? Maybe it works?






