Since some people don't know how to edit YouTube videos and the time of all Stoolies is extremely valuable, fast forward to about the 1:00 mark. This is video evidence, in case we needed it, why life is good for hot chicks. Guys don't risk their necks to save homely girls from almost certain death. Not even dorky guys in "GLOVE" + "BASEBALL" = "SMILE" t-shirts. He would've just let the ball hit her then fielded the carom off her squash if she looked like America Ferrera. But put a blonde in a bikini top in harms way and he turns into Kevin Costner in "The Body Guard." Too bad he had to go and blow it though, with the phoney-hustle dive-after-catch and standing there like a chump waiting for a thank you. Being attractive means never having to say thanks. Not even from Tits McGee next to her.