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Random Thoughts – March 30th


I Found My Wedding Band!

Get me this fucking band!    I mean if the Los Colorados can’t get a party started then nobody can.   I just hope I don’t have to pay for their travel expenses like I did with Mr. Belding.    Because a direct flight from the Ukraine is probably expensive as shit.   Not to mention I’m sure these dudes only fly first class.   I hope I can afford it.  I guess you only get married once though right?   You might as well spring for the best.    And make no mistake about it.  These guys are the best.  

— elpresidente, 3:22 pm | permalink | 33 comments