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April 2, 2009

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Barstool Local Smokeshow of the Day (Cover Model Party)

Sorry suckers. No living vicariously off the Stool tonight. You want to see hot chicks come to our cover model of the Year party at Liquor Store at 9pm. Me and my shirt will be there and so will be the only mechanical bull in Boston.

— elpresidente, 6:19 pm | permalink | 25 comments


Curry College Cancels Lax Season Over Hazing Incident

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Boston.com - Curry College decided to suspend the remainder of the men's lacrosse season Monday, after allegations of team hazing came to light. According to Milton police, the alleged hazing happened at an off-campus party in February, but Fran Jackson, director of communications at Curry, said the school only recently found out."Upon being made aware of the allegations, the college took swift action to the issue and this involved launching our own internal investigation and reporting it to the Milton Police Department as required by law," Jackson said. Various members of the team have stated the allegations are false, with freshman Mike Hibbard telling Channel 25 that nothing happened. "We weren't hurt," Hibbard said. "We weren't forced to do anything." "I just think it's very unnecessary," player Evan Hammersley told the television station. "Honestly, I really think they're just trying to make an example of us."Jackson said any additional sanctions for students directly involved in the alleged hazing would be issued after internal and external investigations are complete. Sanctions could vary from suspension to expulsion. Jackson said the team, which was 2-5, is expected to play a full season next year.de

Obviously the season got canceled.  That’s what happens when you’re 2-5.  The administration was probably just looking for an excuse to end the embarrassment.   I mean don’t think for a second if this team was 7-0 that they wouldn’t have looked the other way with this.  But losers don’t get the benefit off the doubt.    Also how dumb does this team have to be.   I mean you want to get your team back?  You don’t whine to the press.   You send your big guns into the Dean’s office and work out a deal.  I’m obviously talking about Curry College WWE Tag Team Champions Nolan/Bonnie.  They would have had this thing fixed in two seconds.   Because when you look like they do you get what you want when you want.

PS- Bonus points to the first Curry College lax player who tells me what happened at the party

— elpresidente, 5:08 pm | permalink | 58 comments


Hockey Coach P.K. O'Handley Chases Referee And "Hits The Deck"

Every once in awhile a video comes across my desk that just hits all the right notes for me. A video that isn't punch you in the face hilarious, but the more you watch it the funnier it gets. This is one of those videos. First of all I've never seen a hockey coach leave the bench like this to argue. And I think the reason why is because of exactly what happened to poor P.K O'Handley here. It's just tough to take somebody seriously when they are doing back-flips on their head as they try to argue. And as the guy who sent us this video points out the best part is the announcers laissez faire reaction to when the coach goes down.. "PK O'Handley hit the deck". I've watched this 20 times already and it gets better every time. I swear if somebody falls tonight at Liquor Store and somebody says "PK Handley just hit the deck" I will buy them beers on Coors Light's tab the rest of the evening.

 

- Thanks to Joey for the tip

— elpresidente, 4:23 pm | permalink | 22 comments


Do These Look Like the Faces of Parents Whose Kids Showed Up to Elementary School Stoned?

CENTRAL SQUARE, N.Y. - Officers arrested a central New York couple because their 7- and 8-year-old sons showed up at school stoned on marijuana, police said. Officials at Cleveland Elementary School notified authorities about the possible drug use last week. On Wednesday, state police charged 33-year-old James Tyson and 34-year-old Christina Miczek of Bernhards Bay with endangering the welfare of a child. The misdemeanor is punishable by up to a year in jail. The boys smoked the marijuana after finding it at their home, police said. Troopers also charged a 15-year-old who made a smoking device for the boys.

What am I missing here? The 7 and 8 year old show up at school high and their parents get arrested? How does that compute? The boys admit they stole mom and dad's weed! James and Christina are the victims here. And they're facing a year in jail?! This is a gross miscarriage of justice. "Endangering the welfare of a child"? For what? Having weed in the house? It's hard enough to raise kids without having to hover over them every minute making sure they don't get into your stash. I know when I was 8 and had to get myself off to school my mom and dad always said "And whatever you do, make sure you keep your mitts off our Hawaiian Skunk" and I always would. Call me old fashioned, but back in my day we respected our parents' supply. I mean, these people are doing a good job. There aren't many 15 year olds with the brains and ingenuity to make their own bong. They can't help it if their 2nd & 3rd graders are little punks.

— Jerry Thornton, 3:53 pm | permalink | 17 comments


I Found My Wedding Band!

Get me this fucking band!    I mean if the Los Colorados can’t get a party started then nobody can.   I just hope I don’t have to pay for their travel expenses like I did with Mr. Belding.    Because a direct flight from the Ukraine is probably expensive as shit.   Not to mention I’m sure these dudes only fly first class.   I hope I can afford it.  I guess you only get married once though right?   You might as well spring for the best.    And make no mistake about it.  These guys are the best.  

— elpresidente, 3:22 pm | permalink | 33 comments


UFC President's Angry Tirade

[NSFW: language] I'm not up on my Mixed Martial Arts very much so I've never heard of Dana White until now. But it's clear from watching this that the president of UFC is the perfect man for the job. I'm still not sure what's got his panties in a bunch, but apparently some writer named Loretta Hunt wrote something White didn't like so rather than issue some mamby pamby press release or send her an email, White unloads on her with a crazy, rambling, obscenity-filled pointless rant. Memo to Roger Goodell and Bud Selig: THIS is how you run a professional sports organization.

— Jerry Thornton, 2:50 pm | permalink | 46 comments


Reader Email - WTF Is That?

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Reader Email

Pres,
 
Love the stool. Me and my boys check it everyday... I saw this gem at the Raptors vs. Bulls game on Sunday, 134-129 in o.t. for the raptors, great fucking game!  Anyways, I was behind this guy in line for a beer... and you know that Canadian beer is like moonshine.
What do the stoolies think? Cheers from Toronto (the stool is internationally known and locally respected)
 
p.s. I’m coming to Boston for the marathon April 16th-21th and I’m looking for SOX tickets for the Friday and either Bruins or Celtics playoff tickets for any game available...... think any of the stoolies could hook me up??

In the course of doing the Stool over the past five years I feel like I’ve pretty much seen it all.  That there is nothing that people can send me anymore that would really shock me.    But boy was I wrong.   This picture literally took my breath away.  I mean I’ve never seen anything quite like whatever this guy is rocking before in my life.    Seriously this is beyond description.   How does it even work?   Is his hair even all the way down his back?  Or does he just have a giant rat tail that he braids?  Whatever the case may be I’d say it’s even money that I have nightmares about this thing tonight.

PS – Yes I know a Stoolie who can hook you up with Sox tix.  I think his username is Higs Tickets.  

— elpresidente, 2:10 pm | permalink | 55 comments


Guy Saves Hot Girl From Home Run Ball (FAST FORWARD TO 1 MINUTE MARK)

Since some people don't know how to edit YouTube videos and the time of all Stoolies is extremely valuable, fast forward to about the 1:00 mark. This is video evidence, in case we needed it, why life is good for hot chicks. Guys don't risk their necks to save homely girls from almost certain death. Not even dorky guys in "GLOVE" + "BASEBALL" = "SMILE" t-shirts. He would've just let the ball hit her then fielded the carom off her squash if she looked like America Ferrera. But put a blonde in a bikini top in harms way and he turns into Kevin Costner in "The Body Guard." Too bad he had to go and blow it though, with the phoney-hustle dive-after-catch and standing there like a chump waiting for a thank you. Being attractive means never having to say thanks. Not even from Tits McGee next to her.

— Jerry Thornton, 1:41 pm | permalink | 33 comments


Our Cover Model of the Year Party Is Tonight At Liquor Store And I'm Wearing This Shirt ....Deal With It

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This is what people in the business call a preemptive strike. Yes, I'm wearing this fucking shirt tonight to our Cover Model of the Year Party at Liquor Store. Yes I know it's a risky move. Yes, The First Lady has advised against it. Yes, I'm sure I'm going to get ripped a new asshole for it. Yes, I'll probably make my second appearance on Hot Chicks With Douchebags. But I don't give a fuck. I like the shirt. Actually no I love this shirt. And it's my fucking party so I'm wearing it. So for all you dickheads and haters out there who are going to rip me to shreds save it. I don't care. This shirt is awesome. You know it. I know it. Everybody knows it. The First Lady probably didn't want me wearing it because she's not going and she knows I can't help but get laid with this thing on. It's a flat out pussy magnet. But just because I'm curious to see how stupid the Stoolies are I'm going to let people vote on the awesomeness of this piece of art. So here goes...

 

Vote 1 for this shirt will probably get me blown in the bathroom by a cover model and 10 for this shirt is too awesome for Mr. Awesome himself.

 

PS - I haven't sent out any RSVP's yet. We'll have our computer there so if you RSVP's your all set. If you haven't just sent one to covermodelparty@barstoolsports.com

— elpresidente, 12:49 pm | permalink | 97 comments


Guess That Ass

— elpresidente, 12:08 pm | permalink | 20 comments


Rate This Utah Jazz Dancer

Has there ever been a bigger sudden change of momentum in the history of youtube then with this video? I mean when it started I would have bet my ass this was going to be all about some ridiculously hot cheerleader sticking her tits and ass in my face. And then boom the camera pans to arguably the creepiest motherfucker on the planet doing the Stanky Leg. I swear I had the tecmo bowl II fumble sound ringing in my ears because it was such a shock to my system.

- Thanks to Philip

 

— elpresidente, 11:33 am | permalink | 60 comments


Ray Allen Is A Certified Bobcat Killer

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Ray Allen loves to torture the Bobcats, who in turn love to torture me by playing the Celtics tough almost every time they play. I watch the whole game by myself in the dark, mumbling "f-ing Bobcats" over and over again. Nothing brings me greater happiness than the Celtics beating the piss out of a team in the first half so I can go to bed early.

But, this one was pretty fun- Ray Allen was bombing clutch threes like he was the computer in NBA Jam. Remember how you always needed a four point lead in that game in order to win? The Bobcats could have had a three point lead with two seconds left with Gerald Wallace flying through the air doing a hundred flips, prepared to boom shakalaka, and Ray Allen would have somehow shoved him midair, picked up the loose ball, and bombed it in from his own baseline. He could not be denied.

He covered up for some truly awful performances from his front line. Perkins was handling the ball as if it were a live explosive (7 turnovers). Big Baby was 1-4 from the floor in 39 minutes. Mikki Moore had 5 fouls in 13 minutes. Mikki plays defense like he's a groper on a subway car. An opposing player is just standing there and Mikki comes sprinting in, grabs the guy's tits and grinds on him.

The other interesting little nugget from this game is that the Celtics are now in second place in the East. That's great, because the Pistons are in seventh place and Iverson is hinting that he wants to retire. What a teammate. I know they're the Pistons, with all that fake mystique, but they are a complete shitshow. If both teams stay put, that would be a tasty first round matchup for our C's. Much better than facing Dwayne Wade, the refs, and the rest of the Miami Heat in round 1. This scenario admittedly isn't likely considering that the Pistons are spiraling out of control and the Bulls are finally getting their act together... but a boy can dream, can't he?

— elpresidente, 11:06 am | permalink | 25 comments


Hey Rookie...Tell Me How My Ass Tastes

 

I hate when this happens. Seriously I'm not sure what the bet was here, but anytime you end up with your face buried in another man's ass while doing sit ups it's a bad day. As a side note, we pulled this shit on Manzo his first day at the Stool.

— elpresidente, 10:03 am | permalink | 48 comments


Wake Up with Vanessa Blouin

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Talk about a wasted porn name. Vanessa Blouin...she needed the money...

More of the Bikini model here...

Who do you want to Wake Up with? Ub@barstoolsports.com

— unclebuck, 9:20 am | permalink | 25 comments


Breaking News: The Patriot Ledger Broke the Green Death Story!

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Okay I know I'm beating a dead horse with this, but I had like 10 emails waiting for me when I got home from trivia about how the Patriot Ledger is getting credit for breaking the Green Death story. And lo and behold they are. Listen it's one thing when nobody gets credit, but it's quite another when somebody else starts taking credit for something we did. I know it shouldn't bother me, but it kind of does. So I just shot this email off to their editors. Not that anybody cares, but I'll let you know if they have the balls to respond. At the very least they should sell my tshirts on their website.

Email to the Patriot Ledger

Just curious on what your credit policy is?  I'm referring to the Green Death Soccer article which I notice a lot of web sites are mysteriously crediting the Patriot Ledger for finding as well as for posting the actual emails from the coach..   It kind of struck me as odd since Barstool Sports obviously  broke that story last week and the Patriot Ledger has clearly ripped the emails right from our site with no credit at all.     How do I know it's from our site?  Because I personally altered the letter to protect the names and you've reprinted my changes.    Listen the Internet is wide open and I'm sure we've done stuff by accident before, but I'm not sure how you could take an email that was sent to us and act like you found it or not say where you got it from.   I'm not really pissed I'm just trying to figure out how this stuff works.  
 
Thanks in advance for the explanation....
 
Dave
(El Pres)
— elpresidente, 12:03 am | permalink | 102 comments

tell em why you're mad son

Danrathers, Apr 02 2009, 12:07 am

i might have to buy a shuttleworth shirt just because

coffeeshop, Apr 02 2009, 12:08 am

no R-E-S-P-E-C-T for you

fitzy, Apr 02 2009, 12:10 am

Get em Pres...Nice move altering the names. The stoolies give you credit and that's what matters most.

Jigger Johnson, Apr 02 2009, 12:10 am

El Prez for...el president?

Enrico Palazzo, Apr 02 2009, 12:13 am

Reporters have been fired and become pariahs for a lot less. Re: Borges, Barnacle.

Any word on who put their name on this at the Ledger?

CptKangarooBalls, Apr 02 2009, 12:15 am

Wow great move changing the names. They won't respond to you, but I wouldn't let this one go. Who cares if some people bash you for it.

soxfan11, Apr 02 2009, 12:19 am

nice el prez.I really hope you get the cred you deserve. Are those shirts for real? how bout for 1 day offer free shipping and i will get a few. my inlaws use to live in shrewsbury and i have been to bos a few times. i love it up there and believe it or not, it is a lot like KY. Keep up the good work. I am spreading the news about barstool in KY. A lot of people have already caught on. Now clean up that dirty ass workspace you call a house and order another pizza you fat fuck

kcbearcats, Apr 02 2009, 12:38 am

maybe they saw ur headquarters and said f this amateur

Ben Wade, Apr 02 2009, 12:47 am

like was already said, good job changing names if that is true, you got those assholes. either way cant wait to read there response tomaro or there lack thereof and ur bash for that.

jkonyn2352, Apr 02 2009, 12:50 am

They have two articles on their site about it. The first is the email one and then another about the national uproar. This is the one posted today which I just read

"A mock jersey bearing the team name and slogan – “Losing is for losers” – is being sold online by a Boston humor site beside Bill Belichick and A-Rod gear."

Is that us? They make it seem like I jumped on the bandwagon as opposed to the fact we were selling those before anybody outside of Barstool heard of this story.

elpresidente, Apr 02 2009, 12:52 am

atleast they didnt refer to you as a boston sports site

CandyMan, Apr 02 2009, 12:57 am

They could have at least mentioned the name of the site when they talked about your tshirts.
And while were on the topic of Tshirts, why don't get some shirts in smalls? Wouldnt you rather have a smokeshow in one of your t's as opposed to some XXXL fat fuck who sits behind his computer all day?

some chick, Apr 02 2009, 12:58 am

this is absurd pres.how dare they...HOW DARE THEY!

s2sparky3, Apr 02 2009, 12:58 am

Go get 'em Pres. Make a little coin out of the deal, buy a cleaning lady.

Also, who knew you could really write when you felt like it? The grammar in that e-mail isn't terrible. Did you get the First Lady to write this for you?

Don Sweeney, Apr 02 2009, 12:59 am

Pres, stick to your guns. Don't let these pussies off the hook. I'd fucking hound their ass everyday for at least a week before I'd let them off the hook, because by then the story will have been forgotten.

CLCR76, Apr 02 2009, 1:00 am

They're also taking credit for putting Jeremy Fry in those seats and for the retarded chic walking up the escalator.

BillCosbysPenis, Apr 02 2009, 1:01 am

"A mock jersey bearing the team name and slogan – “Losing is for losers” – is being sold online by a Boston humor site beside Bill Belichick and A-Rod gear."
— elpresidente, Apr 02 2009, 12:52 am

lol that IS pretty bush league

Ben Wade, Apr 02 2009, 1:03 am

Fight the power!!

lol but seriously, why would they credit an internet blog site like yours?

delos17, Apr 02 2009, 1:06 am

Clearly you didn't take any journalism classes. Once you posted the email on a public website, they need only confirm the identity of the sender and get his permission to re-print it.

Regardless of the stink you want to make out of it, you have no legal leg to stand on. The fact that you "broke" the story is completely irrelevant.

Save your energy, there won't be any credit forthcoming.

rsjem23, Apr 02 2009, 1:06 am

BARBARIC!

Danrathers, Apr 02 2009, 1:08 am

honestly.... get over it. the story is over and done with, dont drag this out any more than it already has been. And do you really think they give a shit about your email to them? i dont kknow what you put as the subject line but if it said anything close to "credit for story" they probably hit delete without even reading it.

dumb ass

ryguy226, Apr 02 2009, 1:13 am

There's miles of red tape and loopholes with these cocksuckers.

BillCosbysPenis, Apr 02 2009, 1:20 am

Youre not beatin a dead horse pres, get after it

NO SLEEP TIL BROOKLYN

DontTaseMeBro, Apr 02 2009, 1:33 am

oh and ryguy, suck one, if you dont like the way things are handled around in the good ol' united states of barstool... You Can Get Out

DontTaseMeBro, Apr 02 2009, 1:34 am

absolutely ridiculous! you better get the credit you deserve pres.

as for the shirts... i already bought one and im gonna wear it with pride!

quinby219, Apr 02 2009, 1:45 am

Breaking news: your website sucks, you're an insignificant talentless leech and when you die nobody will notice

Hurricane Ditka, Apr 02 2009, 1:48 am

and i agree with donttasemebro, ryguy if you dont like it... (excuse my language) but get the fuck out

quinby219, Apr 02 2009, 1:49 am

i really dont get the guys that come here and talk about how the site sucks. yeah, ill give el pres a hard time for shitty gambling plays but i appreciate the entertainment of rooting against him. i you dont like the website then fuck off and go find another site to be cunty on.

pres, you gotta bust balls about this one. thats a bitch move by the ledger.

bc makes love then cries, Apr 02 2009, 1:58 am

I'm pretty sure ryguy and ditka guzzle cock. Fucking faggots come to a website just to tell everyone how much it sucks? Sounds like you guys have great fucking lives. Fags

Joseph Blue Palasky, Apr 02 2009, 2:34 am

but seriously, why would they credit an internet blog site like yours?

— delos17, Apr 02 2009, 1:06 am

Websites/blogs get credited for breaking stories all the time...the Stool should be no different. It's just local media snobbery (i.e. if we recognize you, we validate you). Bottom line, if that e-mail doesn't run last week, nobody hears about it. Maybe the two bullshitters at the Herald will get EP his props. But the fucking line between 'reporting' and 'telling' is history. And to those of you who say 'all you did was tell what they told you'...ever hear of fucking Watergate? Point is, the story originated right here and EP is getting the fucking shaft.

rearadmiral, Apr 02 2009, 6:18 am

you write a tits n' ass blog, dude. get over yourself. you're like a men's league (or girls soccer) coach who takes himself too seriously.

Prickly Pete, Apr 02 2009, 7:08 am

Maybe if instead of ads from porno companies, you had assisted living ads, people would take you seriously.

HungDaddy, Apr 02 2009, 7:28 am

they gave credit to a "Boston Humor Site" in the article.. Also, you should take a business communications course or five. You don't interact with businesses well.

fletch f fletch, Apr 02 2009, 7:30 am

This is the same Patriot Ledger (of Gatehouse Media) that sued the Boston Globes Parent Company (New York Times whatever) for using credited/sited snippets of their articles.

And now they have the balls to rip you without no such credit.

Unfuckingbelievable.

BornAndRaised, Apr 02 2009, 7:32 am

Yes...I noticed my use of a double negative. It was needed in this case.

BornAndRaised, Apr 02 2009, 7:32 am

Thought this was interesting: from comment section of that ledger story


cwalk19 hours ago
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Read this - I am a parent whose child was coached by Mr. Kinahan last yr.

I hate to have to post again but feel I need to as many just pile on and don't read the thread.

I applaud Kevweiser8's comments about listening to people whose children he coached - shouldnt we be the judges? As a volunteer coach in the town as well, I am well versed to what makes a good coach and bad.


For those that dont recognize the humor in his email, you are certainly missing the mark and over reacting (agreed that this dry sense of humor is not appreciated by everyone).

Firstly, this is an email that went to the parents - not the children. Although this is the first introduction to the coach (and done by email and where body language, tone of voice, and humor are lost in words as most emails are), one only has to go to a game to see he really does care and motivates the team with a great sense of comradery - more so than many other teams across all sports I have watched over the years. Granted coaches have different sytles in doing so but this seemed to hit the mark last year with all the parents supporting the team and cheering our little girls.

Shame on you parents who brought this to the board without giving him a chance to go to a practice and/or talk to parents such as me. Many of you take for granted the sacrifice we coaches make, (I have volunteered for 10 years now), all unpaid and have to listen to parents gripe and moan about their children to us. To those of you, I implore you to get up and volunteer and not criticize those that do.

If ever once he would have stepped over the line, as a coach and especially a parent, I would have been the first to react. That also stands true for the harrassment of any other player or referee for that matter. All that was said was in good fun and not meant to hurt. If it did it was not intended nor meant that way. I was at every game and there was no 'berating' of a 12 yr old. Do you think we parents would have allowed that? Don't embellish stories or points with strong or false words if you have no basis fellow bloggers.

Do you see any of the parents from last year protesting, blogging, contacting the board or media as to how bad he was? On the contray, check the local paper this weekend and you will see the support he has been getting by parents he has coached in the past. Doesnt that tell you something? New people he hasnt met protested and never gave him a chance and past members supporting? Do the math...

Also, I didn't speak of the following incident. During the season, my daughter hurt her arm in a non soccer related incident and was going to miss the rest of the season. He and his family brought over ice cream, crafts, and a card from the rest of the team members. I did not even know him personally then. Does this sound like the monster you are all making him out to be?

If you don't know the context of the emails, nor know this person, you have no right to judge him. I do. Its easy to sit back and do anonymous postings but I am sure you wouldnt say this to his face where he and his family are being hounded by the press as we speak because people like you have elevated this to levels the press can't leave alone. Once again, shame on you....

For those of you that expresses an opinion here today, save it unless you know him. It is unfair and not right what you and some parents of scituate have placed judgement on without knowing the whole story.

Lastly, If you had a chance to read his resignation letter to the same parent's who expelled him, amazingly, he took the higher road.

HungDaddy, Apr 02 2009, 7:35 am

Also, since you broke the story does that mean that you are responsible for this guy getting fired? If so, SHAME ON YOU!

HungDaddy, Apr 02 2009, 7:38 am

This is totally bushleague by the Ledger and all the old media outlets that are giving them the credit. If it's any consolation, though, in less than two years they'll be out of business and the Stool will be ruling the universe.

Still, this sucks and Stoolies should flood their comments section with complaints.

Jerry Thornton, Apr 02 2009, 7:39 am

Unfortunately El Pres to get respect you have to give respect! To get credit you have to give credit! so you and BarFoolsports have absolutely no shot and really deserve no respect or credit NONE NONE NONE !

nough said

Courtsdad, Apr 02 2009, 7:45 am

Ummm...can we talk about the two smokeshows that are married to each other?

CeltsFan, Apr 02 2009, 7:46 am

I think a free Tshirt for said coach is in order. And I dont get it ....did hungdaddy post that on the ledger's site? And I think that anyone that decides go...sign up ....log in....read the entire site AND the comment section ...then post something in the comment section about how the site sucks...el pres sucks...he's an asshole... this site has no credibility.

Take a look around asshole...This site is a media outlet and the thousands of people that come to the site give it credibility. Portnoy, JT, and the rest of them are actually doing what they set out to do in the first place and you all are just building on it. So everyone that comes here to bash them are just idiots because your just helping them build what they created. If you really want to hurt him or show how this site has no credibility and sucks ..then don't visit the site.

Rman64, Apr 02 2009, 8:07 am

Got to go with BC Makes Love on this one. If you just want to come here to bitch and whine about how this site sucks, I can only imagine what the history of websites on your computer looks like. Lots of "drop your cocks and grab your socks".

Pres, keep it goin - don't let the man get you down.

DoubleDown, Apr 02 2009, 8:28 am

Well, you may have broken the Green Death story but you're way behind the curve commenting on the recent developments in the Stallworth saga. Come on!

SlapHappy, Apr 02 2009, 8:29 am

i really dont get the guys that come here and talk about how the site sucks. yeah, ill give el pres a hard time for shitty gambling plays but i appreciate the entertainment of rooting against him. i you dont like the website then fuck off and go find another site to be cunty on.

pres, you gotta bust balls about this one. thats a bitch move by the ledger.
— bc makes love then cries, Apr 02 2009, 1:58 am


+1

realist, Apr 02 2009, 8:37 am

It'd be classic if they had to run an apology in the error section of the newspaper....

GardenGroveHeina, Apr 02 2009, 8:43 am

If you really did change the names in the original letter, and can prove this - and therefore the Ledger ripping you off, then I think you were way too soft in that letter to them. WAY too soft.

Fucking Patriot Ledger. Why don't they just credit the Milford Tab?

Murray Chadwick, Apr 02 2009, 8:47 am

Celtsfan...you do know they're just married on facebook right - I don't think they're married in real life.

How about instead of buying shirts we all just mail you $10? Saves us money and you make the same profit...but only if that money goes to a maid

SoxfaninNYC, Apr 02 2009, 8:48 am

"The grammar in that e-mail isn't terrible."

— Don Sweeney, Apr 02 2009, 12:59 am

Sure. And Lambert doesn't tongue dudes' balls.

Eagle1, Apr 02 2009, 8:52 am

Umm we are missing the bigger point. The ssotd is married to that other hot ssothd, that should be against the law. Not because they are both chicks but because the combined hotness should not be allowed. These two chicks have to spread the hotness wealth. I am turned on and dissapointed about these two chicks. I don't even know what to say. Is this even true? I am so confused...

theteebox, Apr 02 2009, 8:57 am

patriot ledger is gay....

and also, no Celtics post after that thriller? a little dissapointed....

Pokey Reese, Apr 02 2009, 8:59 am

Why not get everyone to post on their comment board for the story calling them out on ripping the story from you or have everyone send e-mails calling them out? Seems fair, no?

uconn4, Apr 02 2009, 8:59 am

dave if you had a legitimate paper you might get credit.

diceitup, Apr 02 2009, 9:05 am

can anyone spell disappointed anymore?

fletch f fletch, Apr 02 2009, 9:09 am

a lot of you dont know anything about marketing, journalism, or life for that matter if you think barstool sports should fight to get credit. Yea, i wish they got credit for breaking the story first too, but because the guy (dave) who runs it doesn't know how the hell to run a business let alone a blog... he doesn't get credit. you're beating a dead horse... get over it.

ps- its kinda disgusting how many of you wanna suck EP's dick... maybe he'll let you if you clean up his disgusting apartment.

ryguy226, Apr 02 2009, 9:09 am

The Patriot Ledger is a rag...they are just not a legitimate publication.

LineSkier, Apr 02 2009, 9:10 am

No one reads the comment sections, they only read the stories/blogs....

That WAS a great finish with the celts last night. Love games like that

KennethSimsWhipKick, Apr 02 2009, 9:11 am

ep, that letter sounded a lot like the ones that you post on here for the rest of us to destroy.

ShadyLady, Apr 02 2009, 9:11 am

Why are you so sensitive to the whole "i broke this story" or "i discovered that smokeshow" thing? You "break" and "discover" things when they are EMAILED to you.


Get off yourself. And give us your picks for this weekend. How bout a little appetizer for tonight's NIT final?

mdfratt, Apr 02 2009, 9:12 am

— fletch f fletch, Apr 02 2009, 9:09 am


Does anyone care? Queer....

Get fucked

Pokey Reese, Apr 02 2009, 9:12 am

I registered just to tell you you let them off way too easy. You are acting like you don't know that you broke the story first. I wonder if you should check in with a lawyer on this one...

Quone, Apr 02 2009, 9:15 am

— CeltsFan, Apr 02 2009, 7:46 am

SERIOUSLY! I hope that is not a April fool's joke. Those two girls are absolutely smoking and I have never been more interested in seeing an actual picture of them together. The one picture at Fenway looks like a make out session waiting to happen. Cue the "I Just Jizzed in My Pants" SNL skit.

JK113, Apr 02 2009, 9:17 am

also for everyone bashing Pres and the site....why the F are you going through the hassle of creating a user name and checking the site? If you don't like it go look at the Dirty or whatever other gay porn you are used to looking at.

JK113, Apr 02 2009, 9:19 am

— Quone, Apr 02 2009, 9:15 am

thank god you registered, great post

ShadyLady, Apr 02 2009, 9:19 am

wow this is going to piss off prez when he see's this band wagon jumper

http://gogreendeath.spreadshirt.com/us/US/Shop/

newman', Apr 02 2009, 9:23 am

— Quone, Apr 02 2009, 9:15 am

I can hear Pomp and Circumstance playing in the background as I read your post..

You sir are a visionary... Thank you for bringing levity and meaning to all of our lives..

KennethSimsWhipKick, Apr 02 2009, 9:23 am

fyi that was posted on the patriot ledger... burn them to the ground prez burn em

newman', Apr 02 2009, 9:24 am

You guys ripoff Deadspin on a daily basis

ashaway12, Apr 02 2009, 9:24 am

This is the journalistic equivalent of "F1RST!!"

longpolelax01, Apr 02 2009, 9:25 am

— SoxfaninNYC, Apr 02 2009, 8:48 am

Don't crush my dreams man...the last thing I need is reality.
They are married and probably doing it right now.
All I have left is hope.

CeltsFan, Apr 02 2009, 9:27 am

— Quone

i just registered to say that i am a certified lawyer with a degree from the University of Phoenix and will gladly take the case.

trotnixon12, Apr 02 2009, 9:35 am

dave,

get over yourself. no one cares about you or your shitty blog. You are embarrassing yourself crying like this. Grow the fuck up and get a real job, you are a loser.

Westcyde, Apr 02 2009, 9:39 am

can anyone spell disappointed anymore?

— fletch f fletch, Apr 02 2009, 9:09 am

What kind of no life jack off reads these posts and gets off on correcting spelling errors. Fuck you maybe it is a typo maybe people made a mistake.

Hey fuck head get a life...

Maybe I don't waste my time prof reading my posts...

ASS


theteebox, Apr 02 2009, 9:48 am

We should list as many of the stories with the wrong citations here as possible. I'm sure there are many stoolies who'd rather waste time harassing those fools than doing "work."

unconquered, Apr 02 2009, 9:50 am

the ledger sucks! ive been banned from making comments there because even though i was appropriate and stayed on topic like their rules say, i didn't agree with what they wrote. Plus when the douche bag threatened to ban me, i told him that he works for a rag of a paper that is tanking. There's actual a facebook group devoted to getting people to not read the Ledger..you should get the stoolies to join.

deez, Apr 02 2009, 9:50 am

I read through this thread just knowing I'd find Westcyde being a cunt...

Score one for Jigs

Jigs, Apr 02 2009, 10:24 am

Looks like the ledger has made an update

http://www.patriotledger.com/archive/x765985749/Scituate-Green-Death-coach-s-satirical-e-mail-causes-national-furor

The Patriot Ledger
Posted Apr 01, 2009 @ 11:04 AM
Last update Apr 02, 2009 @ 10:09 AM

.....

The e-mail – originally posted on www.barstoolsports.com – .......

HoofHearted, Apr 02 2009, 10:28 am

Um, Prez, have you checked the Ledger this morning? Something is different.

miggits, Apr 02 2009, 10:28 am

So I'm a New Jersey guy and they were discussing this story on a local radio show on FM 101.5, obviously giving no mention to the fact the barstool broke this story. My Buddy's gf emailed the station mentioned the stool and breaking the story. The radio program acknowledged the email and gave a shout out to Barstool. So the stool is getting love here in NJ! Good work.


http://www.diceituponline.com/cms/index.php

Fireman, Apr 02 2009, 10:34 am

Regardless of the stink you want to make out of it, you have no legal leg to stand on. The fact that you "broke" the story is completely irrelevant.
Save your energy, there won't be any credit forthcoming.

— rsjem23, Apr 02 2009, 1:06 am

Yep, just like I didn't get credit in high school for my book report on Les Miserables. I just plagerized a comic book version I found.

duluthron, Apr 02 2009, 10:56 am

Prez, they updated the article to give Barstool credit ;)

wildcat3160, Apr 02 2009, 10:58 am
quinby219, Apr 02 2009, 11:03 am

prez,

its hilarious that all the younger people who were up last night and saw your blog actually backed you up. then at around 7am today when all the old asses got up to go to work, all the negativity started getting spit at you for "crying" a.k.a. getting the credit you deserved.

fuck everyone who takes the time to bitch at you and say your site sucks. whoever goes on a site and actually takes the time to bash it is a fucking loser. so keep doing good stuff for all the stoolies like me who enjoy your stuff.

in the words of the immortal Rick Pitino: "The negativity in this town SUCKS"

cwalsh, Apr 02 2009, 11:18 am

VIVA LA STOOL

Enrico Palazzo, Apr 02 2009, 11:24 am

Wow you assholes are annoying

Quone, Apr 02 2009, 11:42 am

hey cwalsh, you done suckin the EP's dick yet you faggot. and whats this older people vs. younger people you dumb fuck.... can you tell by the user names that some people are young and old... fuckin retard. go bounce on your thumb while you finish suckin el prez's dick.

ryguy226, Apr 02 2009, 11:43 am

jigs,

we all knew you would come to daves rescue when i said something bad about him. who fucking cars?? seriously, does it really bother you that i think dave is a whinny little bitch?? Does anyone actually know dave?? I work with a few people that went to high school w him, he's a verified fucking loser

Westcyde, Apr 02 2009, 11:47 am

I work with a few people that went to high school w him, he's a verified fucking loser
— Westcyde, Apr 02 2009, 11:47 am

true story

ryguy226, Apr 02 2009, 11:52 am

gee, the Patriotledger is now giving credit.
That might be useful if the Stool didn't have 5X more traffic than the ledger already.

Hell they prob got more hits just from not giving the stool credit than they do in a typical day.

j44thor, Apr 02 2009, 11:56 am

I don't think you originally got credit because you're not a news source. You're a blog that has zero credibility. Citing you as a source would be like citing that lady who talks to her shoes at the Park Street T stop.

PearlJAM, Apr 02 2009, 11:58 am

But you're still hittin up his site. Who's the loser now? In fact, going to his site, creating an account, logging in to post messages about how the site sucks.

And yes it does bother me. I do actually know him. And maybe, just maybe the people who work with you "at the top of the pru" are losers themselves.

And if you wanna go off about how much of a loser I am for calling you out every time you get mouthy, you're being a little hypocritical. Dontcha think?

If you're so important - don't waste your time on this shitty site, talking about how much of a bitch someone you never met is. And when you do, shut your hole cause I'll be here waiting to call you out for being a little cunt.

Have a nice day

Jigs, Apr 02 2009, 12:00 pm

jigs,
i love coming to the stool, it gives me a laugh everyday, but that doesn't mean i like everything on it and cant be an asshole in the comments section. besides, i do know people who know dave and think hes a loser/scum bag, and when he post pics of his dirty apt. why wouldn't you rag on the guy and tell him hes an un-organized peice of shit, its motivation for him to get his shit together. i get sick of hearing the "poor me cries" when he realizes that he doesn't market his site right and that his site is just a fuckin blog. dont get me wrong, i like the blog, i just dont wanna hear the stool crying when they dont get credit for a story that they posted in a BLOG. it will always be a blog until its marketed right, id love to see this as a real site someday

ryguy226, Apr 02 2009, 12:08 pm

Congrats Ryguy on knowing people who know people who know me. That almost makes us friends

elpresidente, Apr 02 2009, 12:13 pm

congrats Ryguy on winning douche of the comments section

DontTaseMeBro, Apr 02 2009, 12:20 pm

almost dave... almost, keep up the good work

i seem to be winning a lot lately, thanks donttasemefag

ryguy226, Apr 02 2009, 12:25 pm

good come back ryguy. you thought that one out for a while, i can tell.

sounds like you forgot to take the plunger out of the toilet when you sat down this morning.

who gives a fuck whether hes a slob or not? the fact of the matter is that both of you are fuckin slobs. el pres sits around in his dirty apartment/office whatever the hell he wants to call it but the fact of the matter is, he has a successful site that entertains people and everyone keeps coming back for more and you just sit on your ass and try to put him down.

number 1. he clearly doesnt give a shit what you say to him about him or his site
and number 2. you're arguing with someone on the internet. and you're a winner right? i mean you said it yourself. but hey, arguing on the internet is like winning the special olympics. you won, but you're still retarded.

congratulations on the win fuck head.

quinby219, Apr 02 2009, 12:45 pm

EP it may be karma. I don't know if you've noticed but you burn bridges quite often. I think the tipping point was when you bashed some of the Patriot's cheerleaders...funny at the time but terrible move long term...

ScissoringSwords, Apr 02 2009, 1:09 pm

HEY HUNG DADDY...

I HEAR YA MAN BUT THIS AINT THE GLOBE SAVE THE EDITORIALS FOR A REAL NEWSPAPER AND IF YOU ARE INFACT A DAD I THNK YOU SHOULD BE DOING SOMETHING MORE PRODUCTIVE THAN WRITTING A TEN PAGE MEMO TO THE STOOL ON A THURSDAY MORNING.

mickelsonsmanboobs, Apr 02 2009, 2:03 pm

Dude, that wasn't me. I just thought it was an interesting comment on that other website, and I cut and paste. I thought that was clear.

But thanks for commenting in all capital letters. I wouldn't have been able to hear you otherwise.

HungDaddy, Apr 02 2009, 2:11 pm

— Pokey Reese, Apr 02 2009, 9:12 am

clearly you do care. You care enough to get defensive.

— theteebox, Apr 02 2009, 9:48 am

not correcting, it doesn't matter to me how ignorant you are. I asked a question, but I guess if people can't spell, then how would they be able to answer it?

fletch f fletch, Apr 02 2009, 2:39 pm

congratulations on the win fuck head.

— quinby219, Apr 02 2009, 12:45 pm


+1

Internet tough guys... prop up your self esteem by bashing others, nice

ILOVEVAG, Apr 02 2009, 4:32 pm

Newman,

Bandwagon jumper? Were you not paying attention?

" America’s youth is becoming fat, lazy and non-competitive because competition is viewed as “bad”. I argue that competition is good and is important to the evolution of our species and our survival in what has become an increasingly competitive global economy and dangerous world."

losing is for losers remember :)

gogreendeath.com was there for the taking... anyway bought some for my indoor team hilarious....

gogreendeath, Apr 02 2009, 8:38 pm

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