Boston.com - From left: Miss Vermont Brooke Werner, Miss Connecticut Monica Pietrzak, and Miss Massachusetts Alison Cronin of Weymouth.

Umm, I hate to say it but I don't like Miss Massachusetts's chances in the Miss USA pageant this year. I mean she just got like tomahawk dunked on by Miss Vermont here. Her only chance is she's going to play a Princeton style offense, slow the game down, limit possessions and hope for the best. Unfortunately I'm not sure you can do that in Beauty Pageants.

PS - Miss Connecticut is a former Barstool Cover Model. But last time I mentioned that on the Stool she freaked out and sent me a nasty email saying I wasn't allowed to put pictures of her on Barstool Sports without permission from the Miss USA pageant or something fucked up like that. First Lady was pissd. Keep in mind I posted a picture of her on our cover! I'm pretty sure I don't need permission for that. Oh well. I guess not everybody is proud of their Barstool past. I got to be honest. It kind of made me feel dirty on the inside. But I guess that comes with the territory of being a sleaze merchant.

PS - Get me pics of Miss Vermont Now!