Universal Hub - Transit Police report arresting a Quincy man on charges he used a column at the Haymarket Orange Line stop to help pleasure himself last night as a woman watched on in horror from the other side of the tracks. Police say they were called to the station around 9:45 p.m. after the woman, on the northbound side, allegedly spotted Richard Mullaney, 41, first exposing himself, then using a silver support column on the southbound platform for more than just support: The victim stated she could clearly see R. Mullaney's penis and genitals hanging outside his pants, his hands at his sides. R. Mullaney Jr. was looking at her as he was rocking back and forth, rubbing his penis and genitals against the support column. The victim was so "shocked and alarmed" by this behavior she immediately went to the lobby and [asked a customer service agent to summon police]. Transit Police say Mullaney is a level-1 sex offender, which means the state considers him "a low risk of recidivism and degree of dangerousness."

And this my friends is why I NEVER touch anything when I ride the T.   My motto is when in doubt act like you could catch SARS.  You just never know who jizzed, shit, pissed or rubbed their junk all over where you are putting your hands.  

Anyway it looks like the state can reconsider their level 1 sex offender tag on this guy.    I mean when you’re fucking a pole at the Haymarket T Stop I think that earns you at least level 3 sex offender status right?   Seriously this guy just shit all over Level 1.