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Barstool Local Smokeshow of the Day (Bonnie)
Introducing Bonnie from Curry College. Okay so it says on Bonnie’s facebook profile that she is married to Nolan who was an all time classic former Barstool Smokeshow. How the fuck did Curry College recruit both of these girls? They must have been a package deal right? Seriously forget about the NCAA investigating UConn and let’s look into how Curry got these two bombshells. This probably makes Blue Chips look like child’s play.
Do you know any smokeshows? Don’t be shy. Send them to randomthoughts@barstoolsports.com. And remember you’re not hot in Boston till we say so.
Reader Email - WTF is the Nedi Pot?
Reader Email
I recently bought this stupid tea pot or Neti Pot to clear up my sinuses to get over a cold. Not only is it weird as fuck, it didn't even work. The informercial is even weirder. Thought I would share and please don't ever use one of these, it's not a pleasant experience.
Rose
I almost wish I never saw this video. Because anybody who knows anything about me knows that I have the worst immune system in the history of mankind. It’s my one Achilles heel. If I don’t get 10 hours of sleep a night I get sick. That’s just how I work. So naturally I’m a cold remedy freak. I think I’ve OD’d on zinc tablets, coldies, oranges, airborne and every other immune system gimmick out there. But I’d never heard of the Nedi Pot before today and I got to say I’m mesmerized by it. I’m also one of those guys that firmly believes the worst something tastes or the more disgusting it is the better it works. So even though Rose told me not to try the Nedi Pot, I 100% plan on giving this a whirl. I don’t know why but it just seems like if I can snort tea in one nostril and have it come out as salt in the other, I’ll never be sick again. And I’m pretty sure they must sell this at Common Ground in Dorchester which is arguably the weirdest place I’ve ever been in my life. So count me in for the Nedi Pot. This bitch looks intense and that’s exactly how I like my medicine and herbal remedies. But if they think I’m doing the exercises afterwards they’re fucking nuts.
The Neti Pot is the BOMB. I have been using them for years. I used to use them just when I was trying to get over a shitty coke bender, but they are even more useful for colds, allergies, etc.
I swear to God I use it like 2-3 time per week. I have gotten so many people into using them cause I swear by them. Some people are little bitches and hate them, but most people love them.
They are crude, but affective. They work great for allergy season too.
I have a neti pot like that one listed, but I also have this other when where it is like a squeeze bottle. The squeeze bottle is good for the novice, but it is hard to keep dry when not in use.
Who is this lady, and why is this acceptable?
I'm watching it on mute; can anyone tell me why this bitch turns into Jane Fonda after snorting the Nedi salts?
You can literally see pollen, dirt, coke, mucus, wash right out of your nose. It is amazing.
It will change your life.
You don't get laid or crush your dick enough. Shooting loads strengthens one's immune system:
— LittleLebowskiUA, Apr 01 2009, 5:07 pm
There are some things you should just keep to yourself sometimes. It starts with a Neti Pot and the next thing you know you have Manzo's dick up there.
I so want face-fuck that Stepford Chick. Dragon Bubbles - both nostrils.
The Neti is so worth it. I keep it under the sink, but at the first sign of congestion...warm water, salt, and one of the greatest nose blowing experiences one can have....while blowing ones nose.
Get the ceramic one. $10-$20. spread the word. awesome.
Im not ashamed of the Neti.
So now you need a special tea kettle to put salt water up your nose. When I was a kid all you needed was to get crushed by a wave down the Cape to clean out your nasal cavity, not this new-age hippie bullshit.
are you serious about this lebowski? cause if it is it could help a lot of sunday afternoons a lot better.
and longpole - you weren't kidding about dot having its share of offenders. check out the "details" on the first guy AARON G ALPERN and tell me that it wasn't obvious just by seeing his pic.
— Freda Felcher, Apr 01 2009, 5:03 pm
I hope the hell that is a quote from something else, and you are not that crazy.
Murph Law can you help me clear this one up?
I meant Meghan, really.
"And if you call now, you get the Shit Easier Anal Pot...FOR FREE!!"
Neti pots work great.. pretty weird feelin, but it does work.. give it a shot..
Pres, you need to hire LittleLebowski...I actually just ordered one of these from certain endorsements from his first post.
I'm guessing more Neti pots have moved from this one post than t-shirts this year.
I cant wait to get home and Neti.
— cuse0808, Apr 01 2009, 5:21 pm
I would buy those for myself and family. The name, while serving its purpose, may need work.
This is one weird product, and they could not of made the info-mercial and weirder. whats up with that lady i dont think she blinked once. I feel so uncomfortable watching the add i could never get the balls to try one.
By the Way, EP, can you get rid of the "meet your meat" ad? I keep seeing that rancid piece of meat and it makes me wanna puke. I like my steak rare, and that shit is fucking with me. I believe most of the carnivores on this site will agree with me.
The Neti Pot is absolutely amazing. I used to get horrible sinus infections and nothing worked. Tried the Neti Pot and problem solved. It is also a lifesaver when relief is needed from too many "extracurriculars"
EP go out and buy one now!
EP, It works like magic. Try it out!
This is the week of Smokeshows with old people names. I'm looking forward to Beatrice tomorrow and Ingrid on Friday.
Much respect to Bonnie, looks like she took the topless plunge off the infamous Willy T in the BVI's.
George from Six Feet Under loved his
Pres,
As someone who's also got a big honk, and who's unfortunately sick seemingly every 5th day, I can tell you that these things work like gangbusters.
Sure, it's gross and extremely awkward to use.
But, that's half the fun.
do you have to do the after exercises in the bathroom?
Take the Islanders PL dogs EVN. The Flyers -220, and Coyotes -110.
GLTA
I wish I had called myself "BigKiecker" or "BigJesus" or something like that.. ohh wait thats right Ive got a 6 inch cock and am fairly secure with that.
The FNX salary couldnt buy you a corvette Jim? Maybe a few automatic weapons? Hair implants? Trip to Thailand?
Clown.
Anybody else look at the pics of the former smokeshow "Nolan"? I swear those vampire pics are of Bonnie...or vice versa...
Finkel is Einhorn? Einhorn is Finkel?
Married to Nolan? That might be the hottest thing I could ever imagine!
Good eye. They're wearing nearly the same exact outfit too.
Holy shit! I don't know who said it in the above comments, but the first thing I thought of when I saw this was how BADLY I could have used something like this after an evening spent ripping an 8 ball + up my nose.
Damn. Now I want coke. and that ssotd's ass in my face.
The NetiPot was a big deal on the internet about 4 years ago.
EP's NetiPot just twittered the same thing to me, bosstone.
"Theres always Curry..."
I get like 35 sinus infections a year so a friend bought me one of these because she saw it on Oprah (...if it's on Oprah you know it's good) and I use it all the time! It's awesome, Rose is clearly using it incorrectly. It totally cleans out your sinus'
I love it so much, I am offended by Rose's comment.
If we wanted your opinion, we'd fucking watch Oprah you dumb cunt.
WTF? Am I the only one here that doesn't spend my weekend snorting lines off a hooker's ass?
wow the only thing weirder than this product is that a bunch of people here use it.
"NetiPots are for faggots"
-Al Iafrate
haha "but if they think im doing the exercises after they're fucking nuts"
Islanders bet looks sick.
In the words of James Caan from Elf, "that was weird"
I wonder how long until Kate Moss becomes the spokeswoman for these things...
If we wanted your opinion, we'd fucking watch Oprah you dumb cunt.
— Roast of Satisfaction, Apr 01 2009, 7:42 pm
WOW completly unnecessary. Excuse me for stating my opinion and experience with the mentioned product. Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Also, don't pretent like you haven't watch Oprah....you dumb cunt.
Two hot somkeshows as lipstick lesbians yummmmmmmmmmmy
scott made it through to the next round. most talented musician in the group. ever since seacrest made an ass out of himself by trying to give a blind guy a high five i had him winning it all
WOW completly unnecessary. Excuse me for stating my opinion and experience with the mentioned product. Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Also, don't pretent like you haven't watch Oprah....you dumb cunt.
— some chick, Apr 01 2009, 8:49 pm
Seriously if you aren't going to be clever or witty or show us tits just shut the fuck up. No one cares.
pres,
neti pot definitely works. Just isn't a cure-all, so if one is sick enough, its just not going to get the job done. thats not why im writing though...
CAN WE PLEASE GET A POST ABOUT STALLWORTH AND KILLING SOMEONE WHILE DUI? This man is one year removed from being a part of the greatest offensive season in the history of the NFL and look how low he's sunken since then. I think it warrants some mention
9:50-10pm was nuts!! with LOST, idol, and the celts comeback all happening at once holy shnikes...
megan who got the boot on idol is some other shade of hot. haven't figured it out yet, but she has a perty mouth.
scott is not blind, i still say. though it is funny when seacrest pushes him around...you know that makes ryry feel wicked strong.
LOST jumped back onto track tonight!! holy wowness...and next week looks quite promising
— King Oooh-Ee, Apr 01 2009, 10:05 pm
pres does not like to comment on death. i think that is a good policy he should stick to.
if you would like to comment that stallworth has killed as many people in the past year as he has scored touchdowns, that is ok though. my condolences to the family.
how the hell are the celtics getting outhustled in overtime by a team that is on back to backs?!!
Prez i'll beat ya to it, BIG BABY JUST PUT DOWN RAY ALLEN, ya JESUS@!!!!
The Neti Pot is freakin' great. Be sure to get all the water out or your nose will drip all day
Keicker, you think about cocks a lot, huh?
Way to assume that's what the nickname is in regards to.
Now who's the clown?
WAIT! are you serious? so the neti pot isnt an at home enema nozzle?..This explains a lot....OOOHHHHH the nostril and head tilt..ok ok now i think this product may work...before i was a little confused on its function. good at least now when i shit it wont smell like warm/shitty/sea water
The Common Ground IS the weirdest place on earth....I went there once and felt like Moses from the Office was going to jump out.
Shit works well. Only need to use it when your sinus is congested... and my nose is fucked
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Does This Look Like the Face of A Quincy Man Who Would Fuck A Pole At the Haymarket Tstop?
Universal Hub - Transit Police report arresting a Quincy man on charges he used a column at the Haymarket Orange Line stop to help pleasure himself last night as a woman watched on in horror from the other side of the tracks. Police say they were called to the station around 9:45 p.m. after the woman, on the northbound side, allegedly spotted Richard Mullaney, 41, first exposing himself, then using a silver support column on the southbound platform for more than just support: The victim stated she could clearly see R. Mullaney's penis and genitals hanging outside his pants, his hands at his sides. R. Mullaney Jr. was looking at her as he was rocking back and forth, rubbing his penis and genitals against the support column. The victim was so "shocked and alarmed" by this behavior she immediately went to the lobby and [asked a customer service agent to summon police]. Transit Police say Mullaney is a level-1 sex offender, which means the state considers him "a low risk of recidivism and degree of dangerousness."
And this my friends is why I NEVER touch anything when I ride the T. My motto is when in doubt act like you could catch SARS. You just never know who jizzed, shit, pissed or rubbed their junk all over where you are putting your hands.
Anyway it looks like the state can reconsider their level 1 sex offender tag on this guy. I mean when you’re fucking a pole at the Haymarket T Stop I think that earns you at least level 3 sex offender status right? Seriously this guy just shit all over Level 1.
Is This Legit? Woman Locked in Her Car Calls 911
Orlando - A 911 dispatcher had to tell a woman how to unlock her car on Sunday. A woman called Kissimmee police to say she was locked inside her car at the Walgreen's on John Young Parkway near Poinciana. "My car will not start. I'm locked inside my car," the unidentified woman said. "Nothing electrical works. And it's getting very hot in here, and I'm not feeling well." The dispatcher asked the woman if she was able to manually pull the lock up on the door. The woman said she would try, and then, she said, "Yes, I got the door open."
Listen: Woman locked inside car calls 911
Because it's April 1st, I have my guard up more than usual today for internet hoaxes. But that's not the only reason I think this story might not be on the level. It sounds suspiciously like one of those lame "BlondeStar" bits that every FM Morning Zoo DJ in the world thought were hilarious about three years ago. On the other hand, this allegedly happened in Florida, and there's no level of stupidity I'd put beyond the grasp of the slack jawed yokels living in God's On Deck Circle. Besides that, I have one hard & fast rule when it comes to believing something. And that is, I'll believe anything so long as it's something I want to be real. And I really hope this story is real. A story like this is the reason 912 was invented. Or should be. But in the interest of democracy, I'll put it up to a vote. Vote "10" for it's real and "1" for "April Fool's, sucka."
"It" Vs. Fat Kid....Who Ya Got?
Vs.
This is a tough one because it's two totally different genres. But I still got to give the edge to "It". Just too much going on in the fat kid video with fluffy barking in the background and his sister trying to get in on the act. I bet Mozart didn't have to put up with these distractions. Just let the kid do his thing. Although I did like how the sister seemed totally unfazed by this performance.
Vote 1 for "It" and 10 for "fat kid"
- Thanks to Dave for the tip. Feel free to advertise whenever you want
Stool Business
Okay two quick things;
1. Tonight is the Tournament of Champions at Game On! So all trivia teams that have qualified should show up. The Prizes are as follows;
1st place - $200 bucks per man
2nd place - $100 bucks per man
3rd Place - Scratch Tickets
And since my team somehow didn't qualify I will be rolling around as the ref. If I see any cell phones at all it's an automatic 10 pt penalty. The 2nd time is a DQ. I don't care whether you're calling 911 because you're having a heart attack. Do it on your own time. We're playing for big bucks so we're going to be sticklers on this.
#2 - Our 4th annual Cover Model of the Year Party is tomorrow at Liquor Store. Party starts at 9pm. We had a great turnout last year so hopefully we’ll have another good one for this year. RSVP to covermodelparty@barstoolsports.com if you haven't already to get in. As a reminder we vote live for the 2008 Cover Model of the Year winner who receives $1,000 bucks cash.
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Chick Walks Up Escalator At B's Game
I can't decide whether I fucking hate this girl or not. At first I was 100% convinced that she was doing this on purpose. Like it was part of some dumb ass social experiment or something. But the more I thought about it the more I began to think that maybe she legitimately had to get up that escalator? I mean after the game is over once you come down is there any way to get back up besides this? Maybe she forgot something? If that's the case then this is hilarious. If she was just trying to make a scene then I hope somebody stabs her in the mouth with a dick.
I'm curious what people think? Vote 1 for this chick was causing a scene on purpose and 10 for she legitimately needed to get up the escalator and this was the only way.
Kudos to Universal Hub for the find
Does This Look Like the Face of a 37 Year Old Who Beat Up Her 69 Year Old Boyfriend for Cheating on Her?
UMATILLA - A 37-year-old Umatilla woman accused of punching her 69-year-old live-in boyfriend in the head while he was taking a shower was charged with battery on a person over 65, according to a Marion County Sheriff’s Office report. The woman, Sandy Jo Tracy, claimed he had been cheating on her. The victim, William Webb, told Deputy Danny Garrels Jr. that on Monday around 8:30 p.m. he was taking a shower at their Umatilla home when Tracy ripped the shower curtain off the rod and began screaming at him, accusing him of having an affair with another woman. Webb told the deputy she kept hitting him in the head with her fist. The man said he tried deflecting the blows with his left arm. He also said Tracy continued to hit him while he was getting dressed. On her way to the jail, Tracy reportedly told Garrels she should've hit Webb harder and was going to get even with him for cheating and having her arrested.
Nothing justifies domestic violence, but still I think I can understand what drove Sandy Jo to this extreme. First of all, in places like Umatilla, Florida, this type of thing is considered foreplay. Second, how else could she react? Put yourself in her shoes, a hot piece of ass like her gives a guy the best years of her life and he cheats on her? It's got to be devastating. I'll bet she knows exactly how Jennifer Aniston felt. Well the joke's on Billy Webb, because a strong, fierce, independant woman like Sandy Jo won't be single for long. Somewhere out there there's another 69 year old man with failing eyesight and pisspoor judgment and when she finds him, Webb will be in her rearview mirror and can go die in the arms of his little slut for all she'll care.
100 Best Movie Lines in 200 Seconds
I can’t believe “He Slimed Me” made this list. Somewhere on a deserted island Pete Manzo smiles. But seriously this list is supremely flawed. How does a quote from the “300” slide into this thing. Don’t get me wrong it was still an entertaining 200 seconds, but this list is nowhere near reliable. And if I know our readers like I think I do they will shred this thing to pieces within 3 seconds starting now…
I Don't Like Miss MA's Chances
Boston.com - From left: Miss Vermont Brooke Werner, Miss Connecticut Monica Pietrzak, and Miss Massachusetts Alison Cronin of Weymouth.
Umm, I hate to say it but I don't like Miss Massachusetts's chances in the Miss USA pageant this year. I mean she just got like tomahawk dunked on by Miss Vermont here. Her only chance is she's going to play a Princeton style offense, slow the game down, limit possessions and hope for the best. Unfortunately I'm not sure you can do that in Beauty Pageants.
PS - Miss Connecticut is a former Barstool Cover Model. But last time I mentioned that on the Stool she freaked out and sent me a nasty email saying I wasn't allowed to put pictures of her on Barstool Sports without permission from the Miss USA pageant or something fucked up like that. First Lady was pissd. Keep in mind I posted a picture of her on our cover! I'm pretty sure I don't need permission for that. Oh well. I guess not everybody is proud of their Barstool past. I got to be honest. It kind of made me feel dirty on the inside. But I guess that comes with the territory of being a sleaze merchant.
PS - Get me pics of Miss Vermont Now!
Most Lopsided Fight In NHL History
Yikes. This kind of reminded me of what the city of Boston has being doing to the rest of the world for this entire century. One punch and it's a visit to the plastic surgeon. Oh and by the way I did read that article on Looch in the Globe yesterday. And just as an FYI we've already posted that video of him wrecking ass about a million times but here it is again for those of you who have never seen it.
Reader Email - Is The Fagbug At Bryant University Good For Gay Rights?
Reader Email
Pres,
In no shape or form a do I have homophobia. In fact I'm a huge supporter of gay rights. The plain fact here is I think the "Fagbug" parked on the lawn of Bryant University does more harm than good....
Guess I'm just confused as to how a multicolored VW with "fag" on the side is going to end hate crimes...
Keep up the good work,
John
http://fagbug.com/
Okay like John here I could give a shit less if somebody is gay or not. I mean I like pussy, but if a dude likes dick than more power to him. But what is the deal with the Fag Bug? Is this pro or anti gay? Because I thought gay dudes hated being called fags? Or is this like when a black person uses the N word as a compliment. That must be the way it works right? How else can you explain the Fag Bug?
PS – All this fag talk got me thinking about American Idol. Did people see Adam Lambert last night? Per usual another blockbuster vocal performance, but I hated that song so it was my least favorite performance of the season by him. He’s still the only person worth watching, but I won’t be buying this one on Itunes like I have all his others.
Rate This Shootout Goal
As everybody knows I’m not a huge hockey guy but I’ve never seen anything like this goal before. Very cool. I gave it a 9.
- Thanks to our Finish Friend Robert S for the tip
April Fools! Wake Up with April Bowlby
So as it turns out UB's little April Fools Joke turned out to be win-win for everyone. The Stoolies get a real Wake Up with April Bowlby's tits, and UB gets his email in-box blown up...See you suckers at the party...
More of real April fun here...
Who do you want to Wake Up with? Ub@barstoolsports.com
Wake Up with Barstool's Own Kati Cawley
After careful negotiations between her manager and Barstool lawyers, your Uncle Buck has FINALLY obtained the rights to photos to do the first ever Wake Up with BarstoolSports' own: KATI CAWLEY!!! UB would like to thank El Pres as well as the beautiful Kati herself for the first crack at Miss Cawley's personal collection. In the words of KG: "Anything is Possible!"
Who do you want to Wake Up with? Ub@barstoolsports.com
Stop stalling... smokeshow!