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El Presidente,

What's going on?  This is a clip of some guy I know from Melrose who is having a blast while mowing the lawn last week in Panama City, FL.  What do you think? Is this lame or not?  One thing I do know is that this lawn is well maintained!  Make sure you watch til the end

 New Jersey has the guidos with the tight white shirts and blow out hair cuts who love to techno dance and we got the muscle heads from Melrose with the Garnett shirt doing the lawnmower dance.  I guess it all comes out in the wash.  But you know what?  As shocking as this sounds I actually don’t mind this routine.  I mean it’s not the worst thing I’ve ever seen somebody do.   But the big question is what does this Masshole have shaved into the back of his head?    That’s the X factor. Please tell me it's his high school football number. I'm begging for it to be that.   But until I know what it is I’m afraid I’ll have to refrain from voting.

Vote 1 for Lame and 10 for not lame.    Anything over a 6 gets this guy a free shirt and yes I’ll cut off the sleeves before I send it.