This picture is all over the web, and I'd be derelict in my duty piloting the plane while El Pres is out doing his paper route (and driving carefully we hope) if I didn't post it. So far no one knows who this is in the picture with Tim Tebow... whether it's his girlfriend or a bar employee or just some random girl who jumped in to get her picture taken with him. All we know is that she has a much better future than he does. Whoever she is she can't have read a scouting report because if she did she'd know she's wasting her talent. That he'll never make it in the pros and she's way too good for him. That the run-option offense he's been running in Gainesville won't prepare him for greatness as well as her white-bra-under-the-black-top look has prepared her.

The only question is: which girl in a photo with Tebow looks better, this chick or the one from last year. I'll concede the +1 rack on the girl below, but I think Blonde With the Key Around Her Neck has a better upside and is a stronger overall prospect. Vote "1" for Blonde and "10" for Boobs.

And I'll throw in this chick for laughs, even though she's obviously outclassed: