So I'm supposed to be in court right now fighting a ticket but I said fuck it. The Stoolies need me to blog so I'm going to fucking blog. I don't have time for this fighting the man bullshit. At least not today. Now what this means is that I got to drive perfect for the next year or else I'm screwed. But anybody who knows anything about me knows that I drive best when my back is against the wall. I'm going to be obeying the rules of the road like you fucking read about. Speed limit is 55. Mark me down for 54. Hand signals, blinkers, windshield wipers.....you name it, I'm using it.

PS - Cue the phone call from my mother....