So how is Shawn Johnson's year going so far? She's fast become America's favorite jailbait. She had Bruno get so Creepy Old Man on her that Tom Bergeron had to step in and remind weirdo that she's not even age of consent yet (click here for the video and go to the 1:50 mark). Oh, yeah, and she had the little matter of the stalker whom cops stopped heading toward her house with a bunch of loaded guns, duct tape and love letters. So in the midst of such a string of bad luck, it should come as no surprise that she'd find herself minding her own business, waiting to get her score while her partner, Mark Ballas would be standing behind her with a massive, raging, concealed weapon in his pants. I'd like to give the guy the benefit of the doubt and say that not even the skeeviest old man could get a boner on national TV like this. That maybe it was just the pleats in the pants and that he needs to take them back to the pants store, but I can't. That's a hard-on. I'm convinced. But I'll put it up to the Barstool forensics team. Is this an erection or an illusion? Vote "1" for "That's a wrinkle in Ballas' pants and "10" for "He's just glad to see her."

(PS. Yes, I saw this on Deadspin)