I have a special offer for the Stoolies. Tyson, the most anticipated movie in the history of civilization has a special advanced screening tonight at 7pm at the Boston AMC . I got sent a PDF invitation that is +1 that you need to print out and bring. At first I just thought I was supremely awesome for getting this, but at the bottom it says I can forward it to whoever I want so god knows how many people have it. I was going to try and go because I'm dying to see this, but I got my freaking paper tonight so I'm stuck here working like a dog. But if anybody wants the invitation just shoot me an email (portnoy@barstoolsports.com) and I'll send it to you. I guess the director is going to be there answering questions to. The one catch is that it's obviously not guaranteed seating. I've never gone to one of these before so maybe it's a mob scene, but who knows. I figured I'd throw it out there in case there are any Tyson fans like me who would appreciate it.