Let’s just for the sake of argument say that these jeans can in fact magically transform a saggy flat ass into a perfect round ass.    Should chicks be allowed to wear them?  Frankly I think this is one of the great philosophical debates of our generation.    On the one hand I obviously love looking at a perfectly shaped ass.   Some would even say it gives me the will to live.  But what happens when you hook up with a chick who is wearing Jean Ups?    What happens when you take them off and suddenly her ass slumps to the ground?  Then what?   It’s too late not to fuck her, but at the same time it’s like you’ve been sold a bill of goods.    I mean all the work and effort you put in to get to this very place was all based on a lie.  Sure you could say the same thing happens with padded bras and crap like that, but I just feel like the ass is a sacred place.  Something that shouldn’t be tampered with.   It’s like the difference between corking a bat and using steroids.  One is cute and accepted and the other is a disgrace to the game.  You got to play with the ass that God gave you.   It’s the only fair thing to do.   But I’m curious what the Stoolies think?

Vote 1 that these jeans should be illegal and 10 for whatever makes an ass look good is fine by you.