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Got this email today from UMass Dartmouth. Thought it was funny. You
should see these kids running around campus with their bandannas and Nerf guns, its classic. Saw a kid the other day with two holsters with guns and
an ammo pouch that held 300 nerf darts.

Email From Umass Dartmouth

Subject - Zombies will be invading UMass Dartmouth from Sunday March 29 th till April 4th

20 Cent Fiction, the alternative theatre company on campus is hosting a game of "Humans vs. Zombies." Humans vs Zombies is a game of tag played with Nerf-Dart Launchers (yellow and green plastic launchers that dispense soft foam balls) and Socks. The players that are human wear green bandannas around their arms and are usually well equipped with nerf-Dart Launchers. The players that are zombies wear green bandannas around their head with the exception of special zombies who wear yellow around their head. Zombies will be running around to tag the humans while the humans launch Nerf-Darts at zombies. Game Administrators (referees) will be wearing purple bandannas.

While the classrooms and residence halls are strictly off-limits to all gameplay, the game is played throughout the day and night, so please do not be alarmed by the commotion that the game may cause. Players tend to gather in large groups before moving around campus. If they are in your way, simply ask them to let you through and they will be more than happy to comply. Ask for a "ceasefire" if you or your friends are worried about being caught in Nerf-Dart crossfire around doorways. Zombies may be hiding in random locations they don't mean to scare you, they just want human brains.

The University administration has approved this game as it is well-organized, helps to introduce lots of students to other students, and in no way should interfere with the academics or residential life comfort for the campus. If you run into any issues with any of the players, or the game itself, all questions, compliments, or complaints can be sent to
u_c1donovan@umassd.edu where they will be actively read and addressed by game administrators. We appreciate any and all feedback received by the community.

And here I was like an idiot thinking UConn was the New England School having the most fun this weekend.   Not even close.   Seriously shit like this makes me miss college.   I bet these Zombie killers are getting more pussy than they know what to do with.  Because from what I hear zombie sluts make puck sluts look like prudes.  I mean break out a nerf gun and you can’t help but get your dick sucked.   It’s like the date rape drug only it’s not illegal.  At least not yet.