Foxnews - A 27-year-old Australian man who pimped a 16-year-old girl so he and his girlfriend could afford their apartment, would pay the schoolgirl with chicken nuggets, the Australian Associated Press reported.  Ronald Vikash Gander used the $4,500 the teen made for having sex with five middle-aged men in June of last year to pay the weekly $1,050 rent on his Brisbane apartment, the Brisbane District Court was told. Gander and his 16-year-old girlfriend would pay the teen with an occasional box of chicken nuggets, the AAP reported. "The girl was used as if she was a piece of meat ... and your conduct can properly be described as that of a sleaze merchant," Judge Marshall Irwin told Gander.

Woah, woah, woah.   The judge can slow down for a second.  Sleaze merchant?  That’s a little bit harsh don’t you think?   I mean it’s not like this guy didn’t pay the girl at all.  He did give her chicken McNuggets.  For all we know it was the 30 pack too.  That shit can get expensive.  Did anybody every think maybe that’s how the girl wanted to get paid?   You never know with teenagers this day.   They love the greasy shit.    So if you want to punish this guy for being a pimp that’s cool, but leave the Chicken McNuggets out of it.