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March 29, 2009

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Paul Pierce Gives Away Celtics Tickets To Tonights Game Via Twitter

Paul Pierce meets Twitter users

 

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This morning I received an email from a buddy saying that Paul Pierce (@paulpierce34) was now on Twitter and he was going to give away tickets to the first 5 fans to meet him at the player’s entrance of the Garden. The only catch was that you had to be wearing a Paul Pierce jersey, and you had to say the password, which was “Truth”.

From @paulpierce34

aight on my way to arena b there at 430 with my jersey players entrance free tiket to game only got 5 left hurry up passcode is truth

At first I wasn’t going to go, as I figured I’d be standing there with a couple other saps while someone took a picture of us and posted it on Twitter with the caption “Look at these suckers”. Not the case.

When I arrived there was already a group of five fans, which quickly grew to about ten. Almost exactly on the dot at 4:30, a Range Rover with California plates and tinted windows pulled up. The window rolled down and Paul Pierced asked us what the password was. Everyone shouted “Truth” and he started dishing out tickets.

It got slightly chaotic as there was no real line to get a ticket. The crowd just closed in on the Truth and people started reaching out for tickets. Luckily, I was able to score a ticket and will be heading up to the Truth’s suite in about an hour.

So if you were wondering, yes, Paul Pierce is on Twitter.

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I don't fucking get it.   I really don’t fucking get it.  Like I said last week Twitter has gone from something I never heard of 2 weeks ago to on the verge of taking over the fucking world now.   And I’m still sitting here with a thumb up my ass yet to join the revolution.    I mean if Paul Pierce is giving away tickets via twitter to tonight’s game then I should at the very least be giving away free t-shirts every now and again.  Although on second thought I don’t want to cause a riot.  I mean imagine the chaos this would cause if people saw the Astrovan rolling down the street with free Straight Cash Homey shirts piled to the roof.  Bitches would get trampled and shit….

PS - I like the way Paul Pierce spells. My kind of guy

 

- Thanks to Mike for the great tip

— elpresidente, 6:59 pm | permalink | 45 comments

Still never going to visit twitter.com or whatever this bullshit is.

fitzy, Mar 29 2009, 7:10 pm

People would be trampled. I'd do anything to get another shirt w/o having to pay for the $50 shipping fee.

TJLuke001, Mar 29 2009, 7:13 pm

Shaq does this to like every home game. 1st 4 people to touch me get tickets to tonights game and shit like that. his spelling is just as bad, too.

http://twitter.com/THE_REAL_SHAQ

Ben Wade, Mar 29 2009, 7:16 pm

El pres, the mush loser. Biggest zero on planet earth

ron crank, Mar 29 2009, 7:19 pm

What the fuck is this twitter shit?

Chavv (Yes its me), Mar 29 2009, 7:42 pm

UNC just made me $5k. Fuck this has been a sweet tournament.

Chavv (Yes its me), Mar 29 2009, 7:45 pm

i signed up on twitter this week after reading pres article about it, yeah about what i expected, just updated headlines. nothing really exciting. no naked bitches or anything.

and fuck you chav.

UserError, Mar 29 2009, 8:05 pm

fuck YOU userError. what the fuck did i ever to do you. typical masshole sonofabitch

Chavv (Yes its me), Mar 29 2009, 8:13 pm

ps pierce should stop fucking twittering and work on his game. losing to the mfing okc womens team is disgraceful. and im looking at losing a dime

Chavv (Yes its me), Mar 29 2009, 8:38 pm

fuck twitter even the name is fucking queer!

nejake, Mar 29 2009, 8:59 pm

Eat a dick, Chav. Every time you get banned is another great day.

Mr. Miyagi, Mar 29 2009, 9:08 pm

Whenever I'm having a bad day, I think about Chav, and the complete waste of life he is, and I feel a little better.

WildBill86, Mar 29 2009, 9:27 pm

Chav why do you keep coming back?

CptKangarooBalls, Mar 29 2009, 9:43 pm

balls, stop sucking my virtual dick!

Chavv (Yes its me), Mar 29 2009, 9:45 pm

"Chav why do you keep coming back? "

No life.

fitzy, Mar 29 2009, 9:49 pm

haha good one fitzy. way to "bring it"!

Chavv (Yes its me), Mar 29 2009, 9:51 pm

dammitt i wish chav was posting for the whole catyn nonsense.

Ben Wade, Mar 29 2009, 9:57 pm

— Ben Wade, Mar 29 2009, 9:57 pm

Why? He doesn't say anything funny.

It would have reached 800 comments with people shitting on him and her.

longpolelax01, Mar 29 2009, 10:04 pm

Hey Ben, whos catyn?

Chavv (Yes its me), Mar 29 2009, 10:12 pm

FYI, everyone that wants to create a new account to rip on the Chav man, I want to let you know that EP has banned any username with the word "Chav" in it, hence the two "v"s in my new name. For example, Chav Eats Babies would no longer be allowed.

Chavv (Yes its me), Mar 29 2009, 10:13 pm

hahaha stoolies around the world are shitting their collective pants as chavv and weezy f are reunited...no homo

weezy F baby, Mar 29 2009, 10:18 pm

hahaha

weez...what up broahn

no homo

Chavv (Yes its me), Mar 29 2009, 10:23 pm

Hey Brahs, I'm back! Time for some cock sucking, who's first in line?

Ćhav, Mar 29 2009, 10:26 pm

if you have to say no homo, its probably something you shouldnt say

bc makes love then cries, Mar 29 2009, 10:42 pm

I was one of the lucky few to benefit from this random act of twitter. Good heads up play from calticsblog.com for letting me know about Paul's twitter. Best way to spend a Sunday afternoon.

RenegadeRoy, Mar 29 2009, 10:46 pm

— bc makes love then cries, Mar 29 2009, 10:42 pm

"next time you have a thought...just let it go" durrr why don't you and barack obama go roll some strings you fucking numbjaw

real talk...UConn women's team might beat the LA clippers in a college rule game tomorrow.

weezy F baby, Mar 29 2009, 11:57 pm

Jack Edwards needs to be fired or suspended for this ridiculous display! The NHL needs to step in here and do something.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8gEfh4L0_0

Hockey12345, Mar 30 2009, 3:29 am

If Jack Edwards get first I'll protest.

bruinsrule1211, Mar 30 2009, 5:03 am

I always wondered how you spell, "aight." I lawyas used to go with, 'ight. But I suppose Pierce would know better than myself.

BillyF, Mar 30 2009, 7:49 am

Hockey12345, Mar 30 2009, 3:29 am

True, not a very impartial or even professional comment, but Jack is obviously remembering the hit on Bergeron last year.

mfiasco, Mar 30 2009, 8:00 am

Jack Edwards needs to be fired or suspended for his disgusting display when Randy Jones was hit into the boards. There is no place for that kind of commentary. The NHL or NESN needs to step in and do something about what he did. An on-air apology will not be enough either. Absolutely disgusting!! Jack Edwards needs to be fired or suspended for his disgusting display when Randy Jones was hit into the boards. There is no place for that kind of commentary. The NHL or NESN needs to step in and do something about what he did. An on-air apology will not be enough either. Absolutely disgusting!!
by hockey1234512345 March 30, 3:35 AM

---from Boston.com


Jack Edwards needs to be fired or suspended for this ridiculous display! The NHL needs to step in here and do something.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8gEfh4L0_0

— Hockey12345, Mar 30 2009, 3:29 am

rearadmiral, Mar 30 2009, 8:09 am

So basically he's trying to be Shaq. Like Ben Wade mentioned, he plays "Shaq Tag" ...he'll tell people he's in a mall and the first one to tag him gets tickets. Last week he said he left a ticket at will call under the name "twitter", first person to get there and say twitter gets the ticket.

Awesomeology, Mar 30 2009, 8:15 am

I'll be honest, I haven't followed the B's for a good 6-7 years. This year they have brought me back.

Having said that, Jack Edwards game calling is shitty. He's over the top trying to be one of those "Exciting" game callers (like the shithead who quotes a movie line every-time a gaol is scored). Lets face it, there is virtually NO difference between edwards and that Broad screaming at the High school hockey game.. He sucks cock.

The only "Homers" that were fun to listen to were Derek and Fred Cusick. Or Hearing the Ole Chief Johnny Busick (sp) on Radio.. Pure gold...


KennethSimsWhipKick, Mar 30 2009, 8:25 am

hey Chav is back..cool..finally someone with some fucking sense in this place..
minus the fuckstick who posted right above me of course

derekio, Mar 30 2009, 8:33 am

While we are talking about hockey, how about a shout out to the BU Terriers who made it to the frozen four. Cue the duckboats bitches!

TJLuke001, Mar 30 2009, 9:11 am

Derekio my love, why do you make promises and then break them? I've sucked you off twice since I've been back and you won't even give me a reach around. I told you that my flare ups happen when I feel emotional attachment, doesn't that count for anything?

Ćhav, Mar 30 2009, 9:16 am

welcome back sir chav.

ShadyLady, Mar 30 2009, 9:21 am

It's happening again....

longpolelax01, Mar 30 2009, 9:23 am

You know that Chav has starting dressing like elpresidente, getting his haircut the same way, basically pulling a single white female.

CptKangarooBalls, Mar 30 2009, 9:29 am

Hey pres, I know how youre always whining about those dirty Flyers, so what did you think of this:

http://www.the700level.com/2009/03/bruins-announcer-jack-edwards-enjoys-a-nice-hit-from-behind.html

tiffsox82, Mar 30 2009, 9:29 am

also, have we overlooked the coincidence with the appearance of catyn last week (increase in page view/comments) with ep's epic gambling losses?

ShadyLady, Mar 30 2009, 9:33 am

— ShadyLady, Mar 30 2009, 9:33 am

You suggesting he's putting the pussy on a pedestal?

longpolelax01, Mar 30 2009, 9:38 am

— derekio, Mar 30 2009, 8:33 am

Good to see I'm still dancing around your empty little head...

what are the odds ole Dr Jelly finger here looks like a One Mr. Vince Shlomi

KennethSimsWhipKick, Mar 30 2009, 10:46 am

The second el pres starts using twitter is the second i start boycotting the stool. Twitter is fucking stupid and this shit needs to stop

Dude From Maine, Mar 30 2009, 11:09 am

good to see my friends again- pokey, shadylady, derekio, weezy f, et al. What up brohans?!

Chavv (Yes its me), Mar 30 2009, 4:48 pm

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— elpresidente, 1:02 pm | permalink | 48 comments