Random Thoughts
Worst Meaningless Missed Layup Ever
Missouri vs. Uconn -5.5
Final Score Uconn 82-75
I don't know who the fuck that was who missed that wide open layup to end the first game, but I want to find that nancy-boy. I want him DEAD! I want his family DEAD! I want his house burned to the GROUND! I wanna go there in the middle of the night and I wanna PISS ON HIS ASHES! Fucking Guy. He took food right off the First Lady's table.
almost as bad as when my buddy lost $500 on a missed PAT
Quoting the untouchables just made me accidentally have respect for ep. goddammitt.
wide open? I guess you missed the 7'3" standing under the basket.
wide open? I guess you missed the 7'3" standing under the basket.
— dixontuphar, Mar 28 2009, 7:27 pm
It's called hyperbole. Also known as exaggeration. Typically used to make a point.
you mean the 7"3 guy who didn't contest it because the game was over?
guess that evens out that dude helping you out when he stepped on the line trying to inbound the ball
short, gambling impaired and stupid are no way to go thru life
-Dean Wor......something
Are you watching porn in the background there? Turn up the sound during the slo-mo.
hahahaha good catch bostonfan!
BostonFan is the man! Who the fuck is moaning in the background at 13 sec?
EP cry me a fuckin river. You sound like Kory Judd right now.
"you mean the 7"3 guy who didn't contest it because the game was over?"
yes, him.
Stop pretending that you put actual money down on these games...Everyone knows you dont. So just stop the bullshit. Keep putting the lines up saying who you think will win, but just fucking stop with implying that you have money riding on the games. Jesus fucking christ!
Pres. Suck a dick. You suck at life. Don't worry about this guy taking food off your wifes table I am sure the big black dick in her mouth is keeping her busy.
"BostonFan is the man! Who the fuck is moaning in the background at 13 sec?"
It was catyn.
The fix was in on this game, and on the tourney in general. Syracuse game last night was ridiculous. Magnetic rims, wind tunnels over the basket sucking in or pushing out balls. And This half-breed blake griffin can get a running start slam into anyone and its an automatic foul.
"BostonFan is the man! Who the fuck is moaning in the background at 13 sec?"
It was catyn.
— HungDaddy, Mar 28 2009, 8:08 pm
Catyn......aka THE FIRST LADY? oooh shit I figured it out! it all makes sense! ATTICA!!! ATTICAAA!!
The biggest "meaningless" final play of a Tournament game since Chris Duhon's (I think) 40 foot three against UCONN at the buzzer to lose by one but cover five years ago.
A deluge of losing. An 0-5 run and you dont even pause your porn to make your excuse tape.
God has shown your greatness. I'm convinced.
el pres u might be the coo;est loser ever. but none the less your a loser
el pres u might be the coo;est loser ever. but none the less your a loser
— beantownsfinest69, Mar 28 2009, 10:17 pm
Don't you mean "looser"?
Never thought I'd give props to a Blog Islander, but good ear, BostonFan. I think I hear ballslapping as well.
Is it me or is there a .3 second difference between the TV clock and the main clock? Not that is matters- he still fuckin missed a lay up so simple my grandmother could nail it.
total fix, as are the rest of the majority of popular sports, except for bowling of course. they've got integrity that sport god dammit.
Taken food off the first lady's table....If anybody has seen a picture of her they know she does not need any more food on her table...This guy did her a favor by missing the lay up...Saved el pres money on another trip to the tailors to have the first lady's wedding dress taken out at the hips.
GREEN DEATH would never throw a game. they've got integrity and shit...
call barry feinstein
its gonna be HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ha ha...ep i feel for ya man ..but i did win the villanova game..who gave them 2 points?? that was a gimme...ps MIchigan sucks so much dick though..
Pres,
Bet against the best team in the land against a lazy heart of the country squad, that's what you get. You went too big and got too cocky...wake up well.
kwalsh005
Hahaha...I'm GLAD you're pissed. I'm GLAD food got 'taken off your table.' You make all these dumb-assed predictions and then whine afterward when they don't 'go your way.' Two words: Tough Nuggets.
The only thing sweeter than having UConn get back to the final four in the West is knowing that EP lost dough (both literally and figuratively). U-C-O-N-N all day haters, fuck the GayCC
Thanks again Pres thats 6-0 on the fade picks
16-14 in the tourney is nothin to brag about . Most bookies are getting hammered.
hey you may have lost but atleast you were getting laid while doing it
the big question: can he finish the job and be under .500 after his quick start
sounds like two people got fucked on that missed lay up!!
Why do you continue to gamble? You obviously suck balls at it. Start buying scratch tickets, you have a better chance.
Definitions of gamble on the Web:
take a risk in the hope of a favorable outcome; "When you bet this team to cover you are gambling"
money that is risked for possible monetary gain
play games for money
a risky act or venture
and that's why you lost, nothing more or less
EP...you laying some pipe during the slo mo??
if this guy stole food off of the first lady's table, then he did prez a favor cuz we all know that cow needs to cut down on her consumption anyway
Looked suspicously like someone was in on it. Lotta money involved and the people who decide it all aren't allowed to get a lunch bought for them in a spectical that makes tens of millions.
I had UCONN in this game. I'm surprised it was even this close. But whats with all the bitching about that missed shot??? If it went in, everyone like me would be pissed that we lost on a bullshit meaningless layup. It was "meaningless" for neither side, you dipshit. Youre just thinking about yourself. But fuck you, im glad you lost and i won
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El Pres "I Never Have Two Bad Days In A Row" Mortal Locks (16-12 in Tourney)
Well it was bound to happen. I finally had a bad day yesterday as I went 0-4. I guess you can’t win them all right? But the most remarkable part is that I’m still 16-12 for the tourney despite last night’s debacle which kind of proves just how awesome I was doing to begin with. In fact I wouldn’t put it past God to make me lose just so he could show my greatness to all the doubters and haters. And now that we got that out of the way I’m sure I’ll go back to dominating just like before.
Missouri vs. UConn – 5.5
I know I should be sold on UConn but I’m not. Don’t get me wrong I think they’re very good but not unbeatable by any stretch of the imagination. Maybe I’m still scared by betting on them twice against Pittsburgh only to see them get manhandled. Meanwhile Missouri smoked my National Champion pick so I have to give them the respect they deserve. The pick is Missouri in a game that will be about 1,000 – 999.
The Pick – Missouri
Villanova vs. Pitt -2
Villanova has looked unreal this tournament. Pitt has struggled in every game. Having said that I like Pitt. This is just what they do. They grind it out and find a way to win at the end. Also unlike Duke who was the perfect matchup for Nova, Pitt is the worst possible matchup for the Wildcats. They’re big, physical and can turn it into a grind out half court game if they want. That’s exactly what they’ll do here. At some point you just are what you are and Pitt was better than Nova all season. Granted Nova beat them already this year, but I don’t see it happening twice.
The Pick - Pitt
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