Random Thoughts
Worst Meaningless Missed Layup Ever
Missouri vs. Uconn -5.5
Final Score Uconn 82-75
I don't know who the fuck that was who missed that wide open layup to end the first game, but I want to find that nancy-boy. I want him DEAD! I want his family DEAD! I want his house burned to the GROUND! I wanna go there in the middle of the night and I wanna PISS ON HIS ASHES! Fucking Guy. He took food right off the First Lady's table.
El Pres "I Never Have Two Bad Days In A Row" Mortal Locks (16-12 in Tourney)
Well it was bound to happen. I finally had a bad day yesterday as I went 0-4. I guess you can’t win them all right? But the most remarkable part is that I’m still 16-12 for the tourney despite last night’s debacle which kind of proves just how awesome I was doing to begin with. In fact I wouldn’t put it past God to make me lose just so he could show my greatness to all the doubters and haters. And now that we got that out of the way I’m sure I’ll go back to dominating just like before.
Missouri vs. UConn – 5.5
I know I should be sold on UConn but I’m not. Don’t get me wrong I think they’re very good but not unbeatable by any stretch of the imagination. Maybe I’m still scared by betting on them twice against Pittsburgh only to see them get manhandled. Meanwhile Missouri smoked my National Champion pick so I have to give them the respect they deserve. The pick is Missouri in a game that will be about 1,000 – 999.
The Pick – Missouri
Villanova vs. Pitt -2
Villanova has looked unreal this tournament. Pitt has struggled in every game. Having said that I like Pitt. This is just what they do. They grind it out and find a way to win at the end. Also unlike Duke who was the perfect matchup for Nova, Pitt is the worst possible matchup for the Wildcats. They’re big, physical and can turn it into a grind out half court game if they want. That’s exactly what they’ll do here. At some point you just are what you are and Pitt was better than Nova all season. Granted Nova beat them already this year, but I don’t see it happening twice.
The Pick - Pitt
I just A and R'd UConn and Nova for $150. Liked them both before i saw this, now i love them.
I like your Pitt call but I think UConn covers in the other game. But then again I was 3-1 last night which means I will inevitabley be 0-2 tonight. So you guys should probably parlay Nova and Mizzou.
el pres goes 0-2 again
As a St. Louis native, just want to say "Thanks Prez." Want to kick my dog while you're at it.
since when does someone brag about a 57% winning percentage?
I like the nova actually beat pitt throwaway line at the end. Really sells the pick.
Penguin broads are lookin good. I really need Mizz and Pitt for my bracket so u better have a bounce back night.
If Catyn can go 2-0 today, let her blog.
Kale- In gambling you have to be better than 54% over the long term to make money. 57% > 54%
Thank you el pres.
Go NOVA
El Pres "How many pictures of smokeshows do I have to post for you to belive me??" Mortal Locks.....that's basically what it has come down to lately
It as simple as this EP. You keep picking against Conn and NC and you'll keep losing. Best 2 teams in the nation.
I have Nova going to the Final Four. Thanks Pres!
I wouldn't call 16-12 dominating. FAIL!!
Prez u got lucky to start with...Its amazing how little you really know, no wonder your broke.
also like pitt -2 check out my write up http://www.ctsportspicks.com/free-picks.cfm
Offer trapp32 a job and see how many posts you get...the server would explode.
Nova all the way baby. My prediction is by 8. Your a bust just like Obama. You chose put just so you could put that picture up. Thanks.
with the juice on these losses, you're barely more than even. I like that you keep posting picks, but just stop bragging about how good they are. Also, your picks are too good to just assume you're a mush so those people can stop it too.
I think you can assume that Ben Wade just sealed up the award for the best trapp32 comment of the year. In addition, I feel he should be nominated for overall post of the year.
Holy shit that is one of the worst gambling losses I've ever seen. I do feel for you on this one, pres.
how funny is it that the missouri player missed a meaningless last second layup that would have given missouri the cover?
how funny is it that the missouri player missed a meaningless last second layup that would have given missouri the cover?
— goosemeister, Mar 28 2009, 6:56 pm
That meaningless bricked layup cost people betting Mizzouri a ton of money. Nothing is funnier than watching people lose their money gambling on sports because of meaningless last second scores or misses.
thats a shame.
congrats. now the record is 16-14, which means you've just covered the juice. you're currently within the standard deviation of a brood of cluckos.
Gaaad prez, you're slidin' like the '04 Yankees...
Maybe you should make a new T-shirt:
"Barstool Mortal Locks- Madoff's got Nuthin' on Us"
And boom goes the dynamite.
Sad. So sad.
I am actually beginning to believe that the First Lady is the dumber of you two. Why would she stay with an ugly ass degenerate gambler who sells t-shirts, drives an astro van, and has still has a paper route at age... 30? 32? Like I said, sad. So sad.
"I never had two bad days in a row?" Yeah, and both AJ Burnett and CC Sabathia will both finish the year without spending time on the DL. Fat chance. Manzo, there's a mortal lock for your sorry greasy ass.
Who cares if your pick was correct was right or not....great pic...
wow bang up job this weekend! really 0-6?! thank god i had uconn and nova!
should have diced it and knew Nova was a lock...
Watching all of your pics go down in flames is comical, prez.
Btw, Giants 17 - Pats 14
Enjoy!
el pres,
same thing happened to me in 2007 with the same teams but it was a meaningless 3 ball. some kid from pitt was walking off the court and just threw it up.
and here comes the ofer. what a shame
only thing good on here for a while has been these pics of lezbos dyking it out. where has the funny writing gone? all we get now is a bitter and angry el pres banning quality guys like me and crying about his gambling losses. fuck you brohan. you are a degenerate and deserve to live in the pathetic masshole abyss for the rest of your sad life
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Really? Penguins picture? Jesus.
Like Mizzou though.