Sweden - A teacher in Kungsbacka in western Sweden has been indicted on charges of sexual harassment after allegedly sending nude photos and trying to seduce a 16-year-old pupil. Evidence... includes photos of the woman in sexually provocative poses, which she allegedly sent to the boy's mobile phone, as well as logs of internet chat conversations between the teacher and her pupil, reports the Göteborgs Tidning (GT) newspaper... [T]he newspaper also publishes internet chat conversations that show the teacher asking the boy if he prefers "toilet sex or sofa sex". When asked by the boy whether she had ever experienced sex on asphalt, she replied in the affirmative but added that it was "damn hard on my back and knees".

We truly are becoming a Global Village. And it's heartwarming to sex-crazed teachers seducing their pupils become an international language. The Swedes give us socialism and the Bikini team and we give them sexting and Teacher Sex Scandals. They give us ABBA, we give them back "Mamma Mia." It's a beautiful thing, really. Though the oceans are wide and the mountains divide, it's a small world after all. One thing though. I'm all for the free exchange of naked cell phone pictures, and I don't want to come across as a xenophobe. But what exactly is this business of "toilet sex or sofa sex"? As much as I like to celebrate diversity, somehow I don't see teacher/student blumpkins making it big on this side of the pond. I'm guessing that particular part of the Scandanavian culture won't have any more impact in the US than the metric system, subcompact cars or Ingmar Bergman movies.

The Grades:
Looks: Incomplete. Though her ass looks like it if it were any bigger it'd have it's own post office.
Moral Compass/Bad Judgement: There's dirty chat room talk. There's naked sexting photos. Then there's dirty chat room talk and naked sexting photos in a country where the newpapers have no restrictions on publishing all of the above. If the Swedes keep this up, I'm afraid some debauched American teachers will be out a job. Grade: A.
Intangibles: It takes a special kind of horny to have sex in a Scandanavian parking lot. Grade: A.
Overall: Incomplete. Sorry, looks are everything. But we'll fill the grade in as soon as we get a face shot.
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