PORTSMOUTH — Police arrested a city woman on a charge of indecent exposure alleging she was collecting dog feces while naked from the waist down. Susan Bell, 42, of 76 Manor Drive, was arrested Thursday after turning herself in on a warrant for the misdemeanor charge, said Police Sgt. Darrin Sargent. The charge alleges that on Feb. 28 at 6:20 a.m., Bell was pantless while picking up dog feces in a Manor Drive courtyard. Following her arrest, Bell was released on her own recognizance and she has not yet been scheduled for an arraignment.

Listen I want to defend this lady I really do. I mean I have no problem if somebody wants to walk pantless through a park.   And I have no problem if somebody wants to collect dog shit.  This is still America right? But when you combine the two activities that’s when you run into trouble.  It’s kind of like separation of church and state in that regard.   And let me say this much.    There is no fucking way in hell this lady should have been released on her own recognizance.   Because if I know anything about ugly pantless dog shit collectors, it’s that you don’t want them roaming free in society.  Not even in New Hampshire.