Random Thoughts

No need for a woman's perspective. EP and Jerry gots it covered.

Blackout mistake #1 -- that dress.

Always room for a good looking chic in my mind.

I'll take anyone as long as you get rid of Manzo.

From a guys perspective, that is a bad dress.

she'd be a good addition to your next edition, assuming the copy editor gets to look at her work

lets take a look at the lingerie centerfold first.

Nothing against female writers or her personally - but nothing in her email gave me the impression that she is smart, creative or funny.

No thanks.

Oh yeah, what's your number?

"You feature smoking hot girls every addition"

I think she means every edition. But who's to blame her spelling when her name is Catyn? How the fuck do you even pronounce that, Cat yawn. Ka-tin or does it just mean skank in some slavic language.

I got no problem with a chic blogger as long as she doesn't take offense to some of our more neanderthal expressions and as far as bringing something to the table, we'll see.

I am cool with a lady blogging for the Stool.

"Can I buy you a fish sandwich"

I would like to know from a girls point of view that it is ok for me to like a nice young woman sticking her tongue and finger up my ass.

lets take a look at the lingerie centerfold first.

— StallworthsDrivingSchool, Mar 27 2009, 1:13 pm

I second that!

Put her in a bra and thong first, then we will decide. Or she could just blow me.

"Catyn" What the fuck kind of name is that? It's one of those made up names that the person who creates it thinks, "this will help me make it in show-business." I don't want a "woman's perspective" on things that I enjoy, namely - Sports, Weird News Items, and looking at hot women. If she wants to help, shut up - get naked - and make us something to eat.

The chick is hot, let her do what she wants.

we already have enough american idol coverage to make the gays happy

Dear Catyn,

If you weren't a closing time 6.9, you wouldn't have even rated a post. I'm already bored with you.

Her email wasn't witty, funny, or anything 1000 other random chicks could come up with. Not against women bloggers, just against this chick.

If every article she writes comes with a free blow job then I votet her in...other wises your doing perfectly fine without her

She should have to fuck Otto as a sort of hazing. That retard mongoloid could then blog about it.

By retard mongoloid I obviously mean Otto, not Manzo.

this is where i come to not hear women's incessant chatter.

beat it tramp.

Well she made a spelling mistake in the first paragraph, so I'd say she fits right in with the Barstool team.

She's also not especially funny or hot, so she's 3-for-3.

I'm torn.

1. She's hot, but where are the bikini and lingere shots of herself? Suggests a lack of commitment and that she's not a team player.

2. How well does she know the Stool? Besides the locker-room talk, can she withstand the extreme boredom associated with rearadmiral's Bruins articles?

3. That's a long introductory e-mail. More likely than not, she talks too much, and you'll have to reduce her drafts by two thirds.

Let her start out by fixing the grammatical mistakes in your own posts. If she can handle that, then give her a shot.

and we take home DUDES from bars too!
-catyn

No, sweetie, they are taking YOU home. Girls don't have to "do" anything to get picked up at a bar. You can't take credit for shit that takes no effort.

As long as every article she posts is accompanied by pictures of her in lingerie, she can write whatever she wants (not that I really plan on reading it).

i am disappointed that we'd even be asked this question.

she'd be a great addition to the next edition - she must be smart.

hit the bricks, I hear Mac II's lounge is hiring.

"I just think it's a common misconception that women can't be smart (clever) and sexy at the same time"

that sentence should have ended after (clever).

Does she have any hot friends?

After reading some of the more desperate comments in this section, she may have second thoughts. After all, who wouldn't want a bunch of psycho sex-deprived maniacs who would follow her home from the first Barstool party she attended?

As long as she hates BC blog away.

I'd like to add that despite some of the above comments, I think she's pretty cute and looks like the kind of girl who's a bit of a freak in bed.

She can eat my ass with the condiment of her choice... Pretty and opinionated, wow a double threat. Its as appealing as Vomiting and diarrhea.

She looks like she has no tits.

Any other pictures?

she's just asking to get laid so just do a barstool dating game and the winner goes on a date with her and we'll be done with it

She said she is in Grad School. So we can cut out MIT & Harvard...etc. That leaves BU and UMass Boston. I don't think she is that smart.

Give her one shot at a post. Lets see what she can do. Then throw up a vote and if she doesn't get higher than a 6 i wouldn't even consider it.

What happens when her Daddy finds out she is writing for the stool? Grad School tuition is on her? Journalism degree out the window?

never trust a chick in a magic eye dress

Lets see her doing the same pose as the Ashton Von intro.

Catyn(rhymes with Satan) is your PMS flow heavy or light?

I would like to take this girl home and do some naught things with her, and I like a chick who likes to chug beer and who knows everyone Bruins player, so I think you should give her a shot but as her first assignment she would have to have a photo shoot in that sexy lingerie underneath a Lydon Byers #34 Bruin jersey!

I agree with "YourACunt." Give her a shot and see what she can do. Can it really hurt the Stool?

Does she like anal?

I agree with almost every post.

While Jerry and EP have the female perspective down pat at times, she is cute and you guys need to replace that stiff Manzo. So, as long as she hates BC, I'm down to listen to what she has to say after she fixes me a sandwich.

But seriously, let her blog.

Give me a prudish, fat, mean, smells-like-cake-fart ogre-- as long as she's really funny who cares?

EP, Give her a chance. Can't be any worse than the usual dribble on this site.

I need Catyn and Ashton Von in definition 2 of the London Bridge. Specifically, Catyn on my erect penis, so that I can gaze upwards at Ashton Von's beautiful mural.

Why not give her a shot? If she'll attach sexually provocative photos and blog, let her have at it.

Best Case Scenario- her writing is very average and we all get a good laugh out of a few great comment sections ripping her apart. And we get a bonus wake-up with Catyn (on par with most of the chick golfers UB posted).

Worst Case Scenario- her writing sucks, we don't read it, rip her up in the comment section, and get a bonus wake-up.

Seems like a no brainer (Not just her, but also the decision to let her blog)

Couple of suggestions...
Show some T and A..then we'll decide
Your friend did let him in right? If she didn't ...no go Pres
And do you know all the Bruins names from personal experience or did you just look them up to be cool and shout their names during a game when really your just there to watch the game and wearing one of those jerseys torn to shreds so it covers nothing

Hell, I'd hit her for $50.00...really don't care if she pays me or not. Let her roll.

Have her describe the craziest fuck she has ever had. if the blog is good, and doesnt sound made up, then she is the real deal.

and have her change her name to something unretarded

also, can she shred in the batting cages?

Someone's confident.
You're hot, but your dress reminds me of the Holocaust.

Does she have a prosthetic leg?

hahahah wow I know that girl she goes to Suffolk

"[A] dream of mine since I started Barstool Sports has always been to find a young chick blogger who . . . . is funny, hot, and willing to fuck on command. However, I’ve come to believe that this is a pipe dream."
— elpresidente, 1:08 pm

You fag quitter. Forget about ever joining Green Death. Don't give up. Don't ever give up.

Okay, I agree with most other posts.

She suggests it in her e-mail, but nowhere do we actually see this creativity, charm, or wittiness.

But we are neanderthals, and she is a very fine gal.

So, she gets a chance. Have her write a sample article, like telling a funny story of hers, like the ones in the Hall of Fame area. You gotta see her writing skills in context, not in an introductory e-mail.

Dude...I would like to buy two dozen "dont worry be manny" shirts and a gross of "Dont hassle the Cassle" shirts. Who do I contact??

— slapntickle, Mar 27 2009, 1:27 pm

Brilliant!

t-i-t-s

Under ONE condition.

She has submit a new scandalous pic with every post.

Seems fair. This chick is STARVING for attention.

can she tell the the girls perspective & equitite on dog fucking?

http://www.bostonnightlife.tv/community_videos.asp?index=5&keywords=&orderBy=

I can't stand this girl already.

Get the permalink button ready.

She lost me at "Well hello"?

She's bringing nothing to the table....

Pick 10 posters from The Stool, have her pull a train, blog about it, then have the blog rated by the rest of The Stool and have that rated..see if she is Stool worthy then.

GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!

Here let me post her first blog...

Blah, blah, blah, crap, I think I am so interesting because I am kind of hot and guys pretend to listen to me. Blah, blah, blah, stupid crap.

Oh man I so hung over

Pres,

This is the material you want: http://media.www.thesuffolkvoice.net/media/storage/paper1060/news/2008/03/05/ArtsEntertainment/Chic-And.Cheap.Must.Haves.For.Spring.Break.On.A.College.Budget-3249321.shtml

UGGs and fucking little black dresses??

What the hell is a clutch???

I'm going out of my mind.

I mean am so hung over

Girls are not funny. None of them.

No one cares. If I wanted a girls perspective I would read Cosmo. And what guy wants to read about what lines other guys drop on a date? Girls are the only ones who care about shit like that.

Fuck no. The best things about the broads pics that get posted here is that they don't talk. If I wanted some slit's opinion on anything, which I don't, I'd ask my wife, my girlfirend or any number of the slags in my office. The last thing I need is the opinion of some broad who cackles about having an opinion. Hint for the ladies: Don't make it your selling point that you have an ' opinion'. Buy a push up bra instead. Opinions won't wipe my load off your chin.

"and have her change her name to something unretarded"
Fornicatyn, defecatyn, stool twat...

Hit the road sweetheart. The Stoolies have spoken.
Where is Cameron Frye when you need her?

Beat it Tramp

In all honesty, this is what I imagine Weezy Baby looks like.

"You could put me in lingerie and stick me in a centerfold -Whatever - Honestly, I just think it's a common misconception that women can't be smart (clever) and sexy at the same time "

Wow, a little full of herself. She's cute, but she's the popular girl in the small school everyone liked, but in the real world she's just another nobody.

I think shes hot! that dress would look lovely on my floor

Well, she wrote an e-mail with an idiot mistake and I have no idea how to pronounce her name. I've been sitting her like Hellen Keller trying to mouth it out to no avail. Perhaps we could get some vital stats like where from, what's she going to grad school for and her measurements?
I find it funny that she thinks that she is "every guy's wing woman and every girl's go-to friend." Honey, you are every guy's wing woman because THEY ARE TRYING TO BANG YOU. Women and Men are not friends. She should also remember that women are not really friends with more than one or two other women. They all fake friend it and talk shit behind each other's backs.
So to recap:
She can not write correctly (addition v. edition)
She has a fucked up name (KAY-TIN?)
and She has a warped view of reality.

I think she fits right in.

doesn't mean we don't party to the point of black out mistakes.

we will need pics to prove this.

slit's opinion

-DirtySanchez

Hahaha...well played sir

"Opinions won't wipe my load off your chin."

— DirtySanchez, Mar 27 2009, 1:33 pm

Holy shit! LOL!!!

Let's see what she's made of... If one stoolie gets laid as a result of anything she says or does, it was a success in my eyes.

— DirtySanchez, Mar 27 2009, 1:33 pm

there it is. well done.

I think that's Manzo writing under a fake identity like that movie Just One of the Guys but in reverse!

If she wants to join the stool there has to be a series of tasks reached before she gets the green light:

1) A video of some sorts, witty, sexy, funny? Preferrably taking it anal or getting facefucked by Mr. Stool himself, if not him, I got a few gems that will make her howl.

2) Give her a topic to debate on. I think this should be the art of sucking dick. We all know girls have a totally different perspective as to what is a good BJ or for short, clueless.

3) Sexy pics. If this girl has the package mentally to get the job done, I need to know that when I read her blog, she is smoking hot naked!

KENNY POWERS OUT!

She has some weird looking knees. Frightening!!!

"My friends and I are, like, totally, like, Sex and the City. But real."

No fucking thanks.

"Opinions won't wipe my load off your chin."

They actually aren't like assholes, in the end.

Total fish in the sack

make her blow BillCosbysPenis

some guy is going to have depression sex with her tonight because of this post.

slit's opinion

-DirtySanchez

Hahaha...well played sir
— Rman64, Mar 27 2009, 1:36 pm

"Opinions won't wipe my load off your chin."

— DirtySanchez, Mar 27 2009, 1:33 pm

Holy shit! LOL!!!
— Eagle1, Mar 27 2009, 1:36 pm

Wow you guys are giving this guy waaaaay too much credit.

I say give her ONE shot.. Give her a 1 to 10 vote after that and go from there.

Does she like toilet sex or sofa sex?

Top 5 Reasons why this girl says No Thank You to Catyn:

5. Lets keep BarStool free of prissy long analytical girly crap...like that email.

4. If she knew anything about Barstool, there would have been a few bikini and funneling pictures attached.

3. Unless she can advise men on how to deal with the PMS monster, I don't see her writing anything interesting.

2. Girls who can chug, name bruins players, and take guys home don't need to talk.....

1..... because that girl has taken a bruins player home and shoving something else down her throat.

— delos17, Mar 27 2009, 1:40 pm

Oh, shut up, Catyn.

http://www.bostonnightlife.tv/community_videos.asp?index=5&keywords=&orderBy=

I can't stand this girl already.

The bottom left video of the playboy playmates playing beirut is of a former smokeshow...Arielle....

She had me "hello".

But to be honest, don't all relationships start out like this?
They all love SportCenter and oral sex before you say I do, but holy shit after that.....sorry El Pres.

give her a shot on as a non-paid intern...you'll find out if she's any good soon enough. if so, hire her, otherwise she's a trivia answer.

Give her a shot if she does well on the "casting couch"

he's got a better chance writing for the stool than she does

Guta see the lingerie shoot first

i say let her do her thing

— longpolelax01, Mar 27 2009, 1:29 pm

Great find longpole. She seems extremely annoying and her face seems kind of busted. (Her friend wasn't bad.) Nice yellow eye lashes, hun. No thanks. Next.

Looks like Grimace with a pimple.

100 comments in a half hour

"Go in there and make me some bacon and eggs, would you?"

give babygirl a chance

Wow, a little full of herself. She's cute, but she's the popular girl in the small school everyone liked

— Stevebeans, Mar 27 2009, 1:34 pm

I think the arm to tit ratio is a little off to warrant this comment. she is one night stand material.

give this girl a shot, shes a cutie. give her few random thoughts a day, why not

From the Suffolk Voice: LAME!

Catyn Piver: Editor

Age: 21+

Occupation: Master Chief; President of the Mike Lowell Fan Club

Marital Status: Purple belt

Unknown Facts:
- Won a karaoke contest with Meatloaf's "Anything For Love"
- Sleeps with a stuffed animal named Mr. Lobsterbear
- Was single handedly responsible for bringing sexy back

Personal Statement: "Winner of the 'Nobody Does It Better' Award and 5-time 'FHM Sexiest Journalist Alive,' Miss Piver lives in a chateau larger than the average Igloo cooler, lives by the mantra, 'If you're not first, you're last,' and was once said by Sean Combs to have "moisturized his situation and maintained his sexy."

Chicks that think they are funny, suck....see Chelshey Handler

NEXT!!!!!!!

EP - Cue the Astrovan. If she can make that 1981 suspension system squeal, rocking back n forth on your cock, then she's hired.

Oh, and when your done have her return that dress to the floor of the bathroom in the Ferns Motel room that she found it in.

No offense Pres, but Kati Cawley is terrible. Her columns aren't even a little bit funny. This chick can't be any worse.

ehh she prounounced lucic's name wrong. she called the nhl the NFL. and she looks better in the pic she submitted (though far from a dime) than she actually looks.

verdict: ILLLLLLLLLLLLLLEGALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

cut off

If one stoolie gets laid as a result of anything she says or does, it was a success in my eyes.

— moteycoupe, Mar 27 2009, 1:36 pm

Whoa, whoa, whoa! This broad ain't a fucking miracle worker.

Which clown asked about her 'PMS flow'? Now there's a guy that knows women.

sounds like this chick is desperate for attention

i really could care less as long as she doesnt type posts thinking she has some entitlement for being a blogger and that people care about her bar stories or advice to her friends

because we don't

http://www.bostonnightlife.tv/upload/B1-10262008105019AM.JPG
http://www.bostonnightlife.tv/upload/B1-114200855343PM.JPG
http://www.bostonnightlife.tv/upload/B1-1217200881343PM.JPG
http://www.bostonnightlife.tv/upload/B1-1042008110308AM.JPG

I still think shes kind of good looking.

No offense Pres, but Kati Cawley is terrible. Her columns aren't even a little bit funny. This chick can't be any worse.
— Tozdo

SPOT ON.

The chief qualification for becoming an actual "BSS writer" is a complete inability to write. Except for RA.

CKB, where's the facebook stalk?

next subject...this comment shit is about to break the stool again and ep is going to be forced to have a swimmin poo partay swimmin poo partay swimmin poo partay

Shes standard-issue Boston college chic. Shes also give off that vibe of "I'm a fucking bitch, but I've been to college so you should listen to my advice on important issues such as miniskirts, cats, and politics"

Women are things, they should be seen, not heard. FAIL.

"Opinions won't wipe my load off your chin."

Ah, yes, that would be Mr. Lobsterbear's job.

boooooooooooring

She gave me a real nice ZJ in the back seat of my I-ROC. We were parked behind the dumpster at Dunkin' Donuts in Belmar.

I still think shes kind of good looking.
— delos17

Looks like Maria Schriver's retarded sister after smelling a colossal beefaroni fart.

BA5, nice.
I think I rather look at that brooke hogan picture.
And the only person funnier than chics is everyone.

this girl is fucking hot...give her a chance

let her speak

maria schriver hahahaa

— Jersey Stud, Mar 27 2009, 1:55 pm

thats liquid gold bro.

she looks like a busted version of that whore trishelle on the real world back in the day

Nothing is less interesting than a chick trying to convince someone that they're interesting. Save your breath and lose the top. Let's try to maintain some integrity. Show some tits...

I still think shes kind of good looking.

— delos17, Mar 27 2009, 1:52 pm

Yea, in a cum dumpster sort of way

— delos17, Mar 27 2009, 1:52 pm
Oh, great. So she has the two finger douche pose down.

Peter Griffin: "Women are not people, they are devices created by the lord Jesus Christ for our entertainment"

Lois Griffin: "PETER!"

Peter: "Uh Uh It wasn't me... Lee Majors said it"

Lee Majors: "What? Women are things."

This chick works downtown at Fitcorp. I balked at signing up for the 12-month commitment on my membership and she offered to blow me in the tanning booth because "she's wasn't anywhere close to hitting her sales quota." Decent head, a bit teethy, but she swallowed.

there are two types of people in this world penises and pussies....penises want to run around free and fuck everything and pussies want to land a penis
-Johnny Drama

Just another blogger who will write one or possibly two blogs and then go the route of Red's Army, Carmeron Frye and every Bruins blogger ever and get the hell out of town. EP it is not the comments section that scares them off!!!! IT IS YOU! Look at your history, even Uncle Buck used to blog and now simply down loads pictures. You have been able to keep ONE count em ONE writer to stick with your sinking ship! Stop blaming the players it is the coach that sucks !

fuck that. i don't want to hear from some part time bitch for the spring and summer, pres runs the place 365. she wants attention or something, and nowhere in her email was their any humor. I dont know if that is considered a good picture of her or what. pretty weak.

and like everyone else said, nice fucken dress.

I like the team america dick pussy asshole speach better

Let's break this chick down
1. She's out of college and sick of juts fucking random bar dudes without recognition (you know hearing the gossip about herself around campus)
2. She's got a couple of girlfriends who are also sluts
3. They all have their opinions, which nobody else wants to hear
4. They love Boston sports and study that shit like a mid-term so they can seem interesting enough to get free drinks, from which they black out
5. Who also doesn't have very high standards and makes up for it by blaming it on alcohol
6. And lastly want's to help stoolies get laid, by her, her friends and anyone else by providing advice....

Well that about sums her up. Sounds good to me, but just remember this is the type of chick to carve her name into you while your passed out naked in her bed.

EJK - but just remember this is the type of chick to carve her name into you while your passed out naked in her bed.

heh heh heh

girls like this are usually the fat ugly chicks who constantly think their opinion has some sort of relevance to anything....only this chick isn't fat. either way one less woman running her mouth, and thinking they knew something before men did, is a good thing for society. I'll put it this way, there is nothing in this universe that this chick can write about that stoolies didn't know a minimum of 5 years ago, we're a select breed. wah wah wah i can name all the bruins...eat a dick instead that's more useful.

"Opinions won't wipe my load off your chin."

— DirtySanchez, Mar 27 2009, 1:33 pm

Holy shit! LOL!!!

Delos17 doesnt know what he is speaking of. This is arguably the best one liner in stool history. At least in my humble, awesome opinion.

Give her a shot EP. I mean you dont actually pay anyone to right this crap do you?

Anyone who uses the term "SPOT ON" ever again on this site, I challenge you to a fight on EP's front lawn.

If I ever thought I wanted a woman's perspective on sports I'd put a shotgun in my mouth. Women know basically nothing when it comes to sports, and besides, this bitch isn't exactly a perfect 10. Furthermore, we don't need a blogger here at the Stool that spelled their name by blindly reaching for Scrabble tiles. Get lost ho.

wow everyone is raggin on this bitch but we are puttin up crazy numbers for comments... u know shes lovin it

To add to my previous post, I love when girls think they have so many close guy friends. No man has ever been friends with a woman without trying to bang her, or thinking he had a shot at banging her. You don't need a sociology degree to figure that one out.

Anyone who uses the term "SPOT ON" ever again on this site, I challenge you to a fight on EP's front lawn.
— David Caruso in Jade

SPOT ON your chin, dickwad.

if she wants to write for barstool, maybe she should think about

www.daddydidntgivemeattention.com instead.

can we change the subject to boobs? not this chicks boobs or lack there of, but just boobs in general.

Tell her to do two things: (1) Send lingerie pics and (2) Send a link to one of her favorite porn videos on the web.

— delos17, Mar 27 2009, 1:52 pm

DELOS17 = CATYN

if someone gets a shot blogging today it should be green death head coach.

and then i ended it with, can i come in?! LOLOLOLZ

Jeez Catyn, my dear, this might have been a mistake, eh?

I wonder if she's gotten the scare of her life yet? My guess is she got 1000 facebook friend requests and is terrified.

I will not comply with f youk's request with a link to stalk her at. I think a few of you guys have already taken it to the next level.

Do you guys really hate women, or just pretend to be a guy that does on the internet?

I dont know about this as a daily addition to the crew EP, however I do thinks it unfair to not test her on literally everything Boston sports. Name the 4 lines the Bruins toss out every night, or their PP unit, some shit like that. In all honesty its harsh to say nah, we're all set when she could prove to be a great find. I mean shes pretty freakin hot, and has to be a step up from manzo, so i say give her a little test to see if she knows her shit, and maybe even limit what she blogs about, cuz if this site turns to fuckin Cosmo, lets just say u wont have so many viewers

If she can beat a dude in NHL '95, she gets the job.

so just to recap, she's fresh out of college and didn't realize that the paper industry is going down the shitter and now she's desperate for something to do.

pass.

langa77

also catyn

She looks like my friends mom. That's a good thing.

— langa77, Mar 27 2009, 2:21 pm

YOU ARE CRAZY, CATYN.

SEEK HELP

I dont know about that, billcosbyspenis is pretty old. unless your friends with rudy huxtabee still your friends mom may be pretty wrinkly

— CptKangarooBalls, Mar 27 2009, 2:15 pm

I love the hatred boiling inside all of the commenters & knew this was gonna get ugly fast, I am too lazy to bother to find her myself, but laugh at the thought of the creepy comments w/ the friend requests she is receiving now. methinks we will see a cease & desist as we did w/ the guy @ the paper company a few weeks ago.

err huxtable.... not a cosby fan

Catyns feeble attempts at influencing the board are sad.

this is where i come to not hear women's incessant chatter.

beat it tramp.

— ShadyLady, Mar 27 2009, 1:18 pm

Game set match.. I didn't have to read any Further! Well done Shady, well done

If she was so in tuned with guys' perspectives she'd know we just want her to shut up and disrobe. If it were up to me all blogs would have to go through Thornton anyway. If it's not funny or tits'n'asstastic, it gets punted. Sorry Cat Yawn, it's not meant to be. (trap door button activated)

No, my real lifes friends mom. Not my fictional barstool names friends mom.

Amen, Shady. This is the no bitch zone, unless you're scantily clad and quiet.

Not buying she'd be good. Like most people, you don't have to praise your own attributes if they're readily noticeable. She wants to portray being hot and smart. The jury is out on how hot she it- can't tell shit in that picture. Can't really tell how smart she is but I hope she does a better job with the english language at grad school.

However Prez we (two "o" in goose) seek two things from the stool. Better content to distract us during the day and hotter women at the party. If she ends up being 1) smoking hot, or 2) having smoking hot friends, then bring her on. You can never have enough smoking hot women involved with any venture. Just pay her in free t-shirts.

Met this chick on the beach in Marshfield 2 summers ago, she had 4 of those Jack Daniels coolers and couldn't walk, so i threw her a screaming sea gull.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=screaming+seagull

Cattins email sucked-

Get this chick —
FlaccoSucks, Mar 27 2009, 1:41 pm

she seems to "get it"

I actually happen to know this girl (its my ex from way back in the day). Lets get some facts straight, yes she has small boobs, yes that dress looks like shit, and unfortuatly she probably wont blow you. She does have some hot friends, she loves to drink and even with small boobs looks good in a bikini. She has a hot mom and a hot younger sister.

lets see the mom and sister!

Alright my 2 cents about this chick. She seems attractive enough, the first half or so of her email seemed good. The only problem was she kept going. If she thinks she can handle giving lady advice to guys etc... Guys have a short attention spans and won't read long emails.

Give her a shot! There is no downside!

1 pic in her undies for every blog!!!

http://www.bostonnightlife.tv/member_profiles.asp

favorite bar is Zuma in Fanuiel hall - nuff said

That place is really happening, she definitely knows what is going on in Boston...

I like the girl blogger idea, just not this one

I've got 7-year-olds on my team who can write better than this. Catyn also looks a little meaty to me. I'd recommend she be put on a diet of fish, undercooked red meat and lots of veggies. No junk food. Protein shakes are encouraged, although I wouldn't give her one.

whattt there's a "boston night life" member profile thing?? that's fucking lame

I think the honor of female stoolie blogger should have went to either KristiM or Veronica3138 a loooooooooong time ago. Those are the type of girls who should have represented the Stool!

http://barstoolsports.com/article/meet_model/649/

Oh hey guys!
First of all, let's clear up some misconceptions.

#1 - It's CATYN - pronounced CAY-DEN. It's a family name, Portuguese. If you don't like it, I don't give a shit.
#2 - I fixed my proof errors in a second email, but El Presidente didn't feel it was fit to do so in the blog. Chances are, very few of you REALLY give a shit about that and are only being critical cause it's fun. I don't blame you.
#3- I'm not looking for a date, or casual sex...from ANY one. I am ALL set in that department. So this isn't a way for me to get date requests and or compliments.
#4- I LOVE THAT DRESS SO FUCKKK YOU.
#5 - As far as all of you who think your comments will destroy me - on the contrary, I find them QUITE amusing. While I'm at work getting shit done, you lovely young gentlemen are commenting on my T and A (or lack there of), my shitty spelling, and my dress. I think it's fucking fantastic. Let's go- step it up!

I know this chick, she performed Analingus on me last night.

i have no problem with the dress, i just dont like that you're still wearing it

CAY DEN. Do you mind if I call you sweetie when you lick my ass?

DADDY! Pay attention to me.

You love me, don't you?

Don't I look pretty in thsi dress?

this

I think she's cute....let her take a stab at it.

— Catyn, Mar 27 2009, 2:49 pm

Solid response, I say give her a shot. The 200+ Comment sections alone will be worth it.

#1 - It's CATYN - pronounced CAY-DEN. It's a family name, Portuguese. If you don't like it, I don't give a shit.

— Catyn, Mar 27 2009, 2:49 pm

Your name is not special, you are not special.. in fact you are painfully average.. at best...

Here's an Idea, if your name is pronounced CAY-DEN then fucking spell it CAY DEN.. My Name is Ken, but it's Pronounced BILL..

Hard to believe you single..

— Catyn, Mar 27 2009, 2:49 pm

Okay, you officially get my vote now.

Lugnutz approves of strong minded, smart, sexy woman with opinions!!

true story

PS I cant wait to read all these comments tomorrow.

That's cool.
I'm a little slow on the T sounding like a D. Can that really happen?

#1 mistake CAY-DEN. You're already taking this far too seriously. something by the common man for the common man does not need to be picked apart by a complicated girl.

*You're

Hey K-den, would you let me give you the Scarlett Letter?

yes please have her.

from her perspective articles are getting boring..

1. No one cares about Kati Cawley

2. Does anyone actually read the paper edition of the stool?

3. let her blog

Solid response, I say give her a shot. The 200+ Comment sections alone will be worth it.
— CptKangarooBalls, Mar 27 2009, 2:56 pm

I agree with Cpt. Not very often these posts are pushing 200+ comments. If she encourages it, its good for business.

I think it'd be interesting and amusing (not to mention, potentially helpful to some of your slightly lady-clueless male readers)to get some of your stories from a girl's perspective.

I fuckin hate broads like this. the reason guys act like that on dates is because ur a 5 and you dont deserve a dudes A game.

Plus, every Brazillian stripper I have ever met said not to trust portagie women..

— KennethSimsWhipKick, Mar 27 2009, 2:56 pm

take a bow, sir.

Whats a Scarlett Letter?

I think that she should be referred to as either CAY-DEN or K-Den from now on if she continues to post. (which she obviously wont)

2. Does anyone actually read the paper edition of the stool?
— soitgoes, Mar 27 2009, 3:01 pm

There is a paper version?

Seriously though, why doesn't the paper version make it online?

http://s74.photobucket.com/albums/i271/catyn/?action=view&current=buddies.jpg

http://s74.photobucket.com/albums/i271/catyn/?action=view&current=dannorton2.jpg

Can you say Bukake?

"someone shut that cunts mouth before I fuckstart her head."

For those of you that dont know what a Scarlett Letter is....

Scarlett Letter - Fuck K-Den while on her period, then pull out your bloody cock and mushroom stamp her face.

http://i44.tinypic.com/4hyreg.jpg

— FlaccoSucks, Mar 27 2009, 2:57 pm

Actually she's not. If she were like most girls she would have flipped her shit about most of the comments. She didn't react like the common girl she acted like the common man by not giving a fuck. Most girls would have acted like a total drama queen because bitches love drama.

This chick sucks. Tell her pound sand go back to the Greateast Bar and try to take home the DJ there. What an awkward looking photo too. It's the most awkward pose in an awkward dress in front of a fucking closet. Do us a favor Catyn (is it Catlyn and she's just so stupid she forgot the "L") and go into the closet, shut the door, and shut the fuck up.

Frank Cuckle, Mar 27 2009, 3:04 pm

Then I'd grab your bloody dick and put a hand stamp on your face and call you Wilson.

hmm she does look pretty good in a bikini.

im still hung up on how she's a die hard bruins fan but can't pronounce lucic's name correctly. but i have to agree that with this amount of comments, she deserves a shot

We haven't seen this much action on the comment section since the Faggy cross country runners.

cayden,
If you are going to grad school, your hotter little sister must be 18+. I bet she doesnt have as many opinions as you, tell her to send some pics.

Get in the kitchen and make us some bacon and eggs

if that is her in rulks post..she has got my vote!

HAHAH - i love the critiques i'm getting on the way i look.. based on a picture .. that i didn't choose.. when i have never met any of you.

like me or not, you all care enough to waste time leaving this ridiculous bullshit.

a few more things -
my dad and i get along great
i'm not looking for attention - i could give two shits less if you like me or if you let me blog. i just thought it'd be fun. if you decide you don't wanna hear it, awesome.
you guys are judging ME based on one lame picture i didn't even CHOOSE, when you guys have to check out barstool models every week just to have material to beat off to because even a 3 at the bar won't give you a fucking glace.

:) thanks

What about that hot ass housekeeper pres had that time?

Really? Amusing and helpful? The only way you could help me is by giving me a rusty trombone, that way I might actually get off because I won't need to look at your breastless front and wierdly Papelbonish face.

Yes, sign her up. Cawley is fucking terrible. I'd rather read what's on the back of a stall door in the men's bathroom than her drivel.

catyn
less writing, more pics

Catyn - A total serious question... after all this, do you still want to go through with your little blog??

that chick is awesome

— CareBear, Mar 27 2009, 3:07 pm

Ill bet you grab a lot dicks you stinky whore.

P.S. Sorry I shot my load in your eye.

does this douche bag know she doesnt get paid to write for the stool. I watched her video to hear her opinion. Big mistake.

Strike 1: Row 2 at the bruins game and no bruins gear on.

Strike 2: Called the NHL the NFL and posted the video. Unprofessional

Foul Tip: The Dress

Stike 3: Catyn...fuck you bitch. Change your name to Cuntyn...as in Cunt-in-the ugly purple dress.

yea she got upset. dramatic. shes cut off. please close this comment section as she is a common woman who can not entertain the common man with poor journalism.

Hey Catyn, since you're reading this, where are these other pictures so we can see if you measure up? No one really cares what you write. I will admit, now that you explained how it's pronounced, I do like the name

"someone shut that cunts mouth before I fuckstart her head."
— pp51doodoo, Mar 27 2009, 3:04 pm

The End.

Here's an Idea, if your name is pronounced CAY-DEN then fucking spell it CAY DEN.. My Name is Ken, but it's Pronounced BILL..

— KennethSimsWhipKick, Mar 27 2009, 2:56 pm

Wow, a GREAT line! A gem over 200 comments in? It's like walking around a corner at a chess tournament and finding a hot chick with one boob hanging out and her mouth open.

I say make her take some NSFW pictures and see if she does it. If its good, she's in.

kessel out this weekend and possibly longer.

FUCKKKKKKKKK

"[Y]ou guys have to check out barstool models every week just to have material to beat off to because even a 3 at the bar won't give you a fucking glace.

:) thanks"

— Catyn, Mar 27 2009, 3:09 pm

"yea she got upset. dramatic. shes cut off. please close this comment section as she is a common woman who can not entertain the common man with poor journalism."

— GreenBean33, Mar 27 2009, 3:13 pm

Yup. She got water-boarded and cracked in two hours flat. Game over. No future here.

fuck yeah i want to write.
do you really think guys CLAIMING to have had sex with me is going to keep me from writing? - not a chance.

i love that you're digging up pictures of me.
here- i'll give you some accurate ones so you don't have to keep looking.

http://photos-c.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v77/181/64/17904534/n17904534_30874506_1416.jpg

http://photos-a.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-snc1/v2495/181/64/17904534/n17904534_32429952_5983090.jpg

http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2356/35/88/17909167/n17909167_32416882_7723.jpg

http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1729/181/64/17904534/n17904534_32235089_9998.jpg

come on- get at me with your tear downs, gentlemen! i love it when you talk dirty

She is the girl at the bar who thinks she can have any guy when in reality she knows in the back of her mind she can't so she drinks more to make up for her shortcomings and she cock-blocks her friends because they are hotter than her and she gets jealous. Pretty sad actually.

Too funny. I wonder if she realized how her life would be disected by the Barstool crowd. Doubt it. She's cute and right now even a ten year professorship experience in journalism isn't so great with the closing newspapers so she is looking for work. Fitcorp can't be that great. I like her. She is trying to make it. I say give her a shot. Over 200 posts on just her request!!!! Even if her post got 50 "shut the fuck up cunt" posts, it would be worth it, right? Besides, like one of the stalkers said, she sleeps with a lobsta.

http://s74.photobucket.com/albums/i271/catyn/?action=view&current=cruisy10.jpg

if i had to choose between her and the 40 of naddy ice, i might take the 40

— Catyn, Mar 27 2009, 3:22 pm

Make those nudies and I will think your stool worthie

"you guys are judging ME based on one lame picture i didn't even CHOOSE, when you guys have to check out barstool models every week just to have material to beat off to"

So CHOOSE your BEST picture and we will try and beat off to it

Catyn, I nominated you for SSOTD.

Catyn enjoys pouring gasoline directly onto flames.

please, give me the fat chick dancing if thats what it comes down to

talks too much . . .

stick something in your mouth.

Catyn, you're more than welcome to post on the messageboard.

K-Den forgot to show the next pic of her and the 40oz of Natty. It was stuffed in her sloppy clam back end first.

I've gone soft.....

" #2 - I fixed my proof errors in a second email "
— Catyn, Mar 27 2009, 2:49 pm

Took her two tries. Maybe we can give her two chances to fellate the crowd. But not two chances to express an opinion. She's done.

Prez,
I want my Green Death shirt. And while you're at it, bring back RedsArmy so I don't need to open a new window looking for C's shit.

catyn,

think about the people that are judging you on this site. Look at the guys in some of the barsttol party pictures, look at these tools. Seriously, you are a very attractive girl and I fucking love the attitude, keep it up.

true story
pack it up

you've bored me. i'm going to take a shower.

Not quite resdy for the "Guess these balls," section yet.

Pass-

Catyn -

You have qualified... for the greatest reward -

You have qualified for the BCP _ "Oh yes, Oh yes I would..." award.

Do you like old, over weight, bald guys? I promise I won't become emotionally attached.

pack it up

— Westcyde, Mar 27 2009, 3:30 pm

By pack it up, I'm guessing that you want CAYDEN to stuff your ass with a strap on..

PACKED UP and definately a true story..

you've bored me. i'm going to take a shower.

— Catyn, Mar 27 2009, 3:33 pm

I thought you were at work...

Golden shower @ the Crystal Palace?

Hey lady we don't give a shit if you're showering or douching or wiping your cats ass. Despite the fact that this comment section is pretty funny, I say you leave and never come back. Does anyone actually think her blog postings will be funny? No, obviously not. Everyone just wants her to blog so we can bash her in the comment sections.

you've bored me. i'm going to take a shower.
— Catyn, Mar 27 2009, 3:33 pm

that's not an obvious cock tease....

And westcyde, you are a massive pussy.

ken,

that doesnt even make sense. keep the great jokes coming

CAYDEN,
I need your insight from a woman's perspective: how many hookups before i am allowed to slip a finger in your ass? we know every girl likes it, but how long before it is acceptable??

you've bored me. i'm going to take a shower.
— Catyn, Mar 27 2009, 3:33 pm

Is this fucking twitter? EP I don't want to read everything this whore does, unless there are nudies at the end of it.

"Women fuck everything up." -Dick Masterson

Everyone just wants her to blog so we can bash her in the comment sections.

— justintuckrule, Mar 27 2009, 3:35 pm

And that's bad exactly how? Seriously. If she does blog we'll need a primer for her. Such as: Chav = Cockstick. Kory Judd = weak ass curveball. The "BAM" Gun Finger guy = cunt. Total Cock Lover = typical Giants fan. Etc. Etc.

263 posts only 2 hours in, gotta be doing something right

Catyn, you are trying to fight a conventional war against Al-Qaeda. You are trying to argue against anonymous posters. Guys are trying to bait you into being angry by saying they have had sex with you and you are stumbling into the trap like a retard running hurdles. Everyone knows you never ass-tongued any poster here, but to even acknowledge the posts make you seem very stupid.

— slapntickle, Mar 27 2009, 3:37 pm

Nothing is funnier then the first time to attemp to hit her in the barking spider and you nearly SHOOT the girl off the bed.. good times... good times...

Why don't you have her submit some articles and if they are funny post them and if they are not funny don't. It's kinda pointless to talk about whether or not to hire her before we see what she can do.

Well Catyn, I'd fuck ya, but then again I'm from New York so I'm actually into chicks unlike most of the people who read this site.

justin,

did you really just tell her to leave and never come back??? Its a comment section. Grow the fuck up.

okay -- this is my last comment for today. you are all pretty much saying the same thing, so i don't think anyone else needs to be addressed.

regardless of whether you guys like what i have to say or not, i don't really give a shit. i find it all too amusing.

all the crude comments are unoriginal, but funny.- i'm enjoying it all.

i actually kind've want to meet the kid that i "blew in a tanning booth at the gym" given that the gym i go to doesn't have tanning booths, and i work in an office doing marketing, not selling memberships.. too funny..

and yes, there are showers .. at the gym.. that i work at.

— KennethSimsWhipKick, Mar 27 2009, 3:41 pm

You're killing me.
No homo.

whats the line on that not being her last comment?

and by the way - as far as the finger in the ass question...

i'd say 4 times before it's acceptable.

make it work.

http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2356/35/88/17909167/n17909167_32416882_7723.jpg

— Catyn, Mar 27 2009, 3:22 pm

Her little hands make that bottle look huge!!

Seriously though, sign her up, she's a firecracker!

Damn I'm fucking good.

ha

If she is going to post pics at least post some racy ones. I can see girls in dresses holding beers all day...yawn

Catyn: Get a Nose job.

Oh and Catyn what is the best way to get a girl to swallow?

— Catyn, Mar 27 2009, 3:47 pm

4 times or 4 fingers?

#5 - As far as all of you who think your comments will destroy me - on the contrary, I find them QUITE amusing. While I'm at work getting shit done, you lovely young gentlemen are commenting on my T and A (or lack there of), my shitty spelling, and my dress. I think it's fucking fantastic. Let's go- step it up!

— Catyn, Mar 27 2009, 2:49 pm

At least she's a multitasker... she's able to write an email to elpres, edit that email, rewrite the email, read all the comments about her, post pictures of herself, post 4 more times in the comment section all while "getting shit done" at work.

Let's call a spade a spade... all you're doing is looking for attention. You got it, well done. Now move along...

I bet she has a deep ass...
on a lighter note
Honestly I say give her a shot, pres after a week give us a chance to rank her 1-10...if she gets over a 5 she stays...pretty simple

Chick is cute. I'd say 7.5/10. I have no idea about her writing because I didn't feel like reading that dissertation. Someone get her an editor, and she's got my vote.

Oh, and some of you guys haven't sniffed a womans slit in years.

— theCount, Mar 27 2009, 3:53 pm

you really don't know?
pinch the nose.

Do you like skinny community college students?

— Catyn, Mar 27 2009, 3:47 pm
and by the way - as far as the finger in the ass question...
i'd say 4 times before it's acceptable. make it work.

wow shes starting to get it. What about the Scarlett Letter?

I second beantownsfinest69 comment

She seems to think she's better than the bartenders that the Stool features because she's a "young professional" in marketing.

Agreed with above that guys take girls home not vice versa.

Plus she pulled that Seth & Amy "Really?" bullshit that's my pet peeve.

Next!

wow shes starting to get it. What about the Scarlett Letter?

— Frank Cuckle, Mar 27 2009, 3:59 pm

I always thought this was reserved for the sluttiest of sluts. The one you love to hate fuck after you got skipped over for that promotion at work.

— beantownsfinest69, Mar 27 2009, 3:56 pm

If she gets over a 5 does she get a free tshirt too?

Absolutely not, this chick is definitely not cut out to be a Stool writer.

Cayden: would you rather have a threesome with two guys or a guy and a girl?

She seems like shes got moxie, give her a chance.

293 comments. Seven more, and she gets a free "Don't Hassle the Cassel" t-shirt (but she still has to pay $30 for shipping).

i actually kind've want to meet the kid that i "blew in a tanning booth at the gym" given that the gym i go to doesn't have tanning booths, and i work in an office doing marketing, not selling memberships.. too funny..

and yes, there are showers .. at the gym.. that i work at.

so he just happened to know u worked at the gym....and doing marketing for a gym IS selling memberships, so he was right about that too. my only question is did you wear those weird eye goggles? cause I'd feel like i was gettin blown by an alien if it were me, which would make it weird.

ohh my God, i wanted to quit but this is SO addicting.

okay ... here we go

4 TIMES

to get a girl to swallow, just ask
if she says no.. this part is situational

if shes your girlfriend, just tell her your offended she wont swallow, or be a real asshole and tell her if she doesn't you won't love her anymore.

if she's just a random hook up -- tell her she better swallow- you could get alot of girls to do it that will, no reason to be hooking up with a girl who wont

Honestly, those pictures she posted convinced me she has cankles. She has odd shaped legs, and I mean they're the exact same shape from her hips to her ankles.

That being said, I'd rather take her home from the bar than creeping Craigslist late night.

Give Rodney a chance, give Rodney a chance!

and the answer to that is two girls and a guy- hands down

Sign her up. She's on the team.

300

soccer is for homos that jerk off other dudes... european style

I find it interesting that you've personally responded to all 3 of my posts..

Kindred spirit?
Anal?

Ok, couple things.. (1) I would never pull the "wont love you anymore" card to get anything...that is a helmet move...(2) Awesome answers...(3) HIRE HER....(4) I want this chicks email so I can anonymously ask her female questions.

just bored
plus, if i want a job,i have to win you over some how

wow. people are really pouring it on.
give the chick a chance.
make it a video blog. make it in a bikini.
anything better than that NHL NFL glass thing...and shes in!
show your tits bitch.

over 3 hours and 300 posts and this broad is still getting it. but seriously, where are the lingerie pics?

When do you think is the best time to ask if she'll swallow? In my experience, its 2 seconds before you blow, because the shape her mouth takes when saying "no" is to swallowing.

CAYDEN,
is your pussy wet?

(4) I want this chicks email so I can anonymously ask her female questions.
— theCount

theCount isn't anonymous enough for you?

1. Email seems fair enough, I say give her a go.
2. In theory chicks do bring dudes home, because they make the final call. But that's only in theory.
3. A chick who swallows because you say you won't love her anymore is certifiably crazy and will go Lorena Bobbit on you.

To Catyn,

Best way to get a chick to give up anal on the first night?

You know I think this chick should blog.

I probably won't read the crap this broad would write but who am I to censor anyone.

GO GREEN DEATH!!!

"Somehow" is one word, not two. I like how you punched it up a bit by making it two though. Good marketing.

How funny would it be if this Catyn who's posting is actually weezy f baby or one of those other jamokes?

Kindred spirit?
Anal?

— THE_Community, Mar 27 2009, 4:10 pm

That was LAUGH OUT LOUD! well done

i feel like she's become a better addition to the stool due this forum.

and in fairness to catyn, i dont think katie cawley would have had much interest in writing for the stool had she been subjected to 300 hateful/harrassing/disgusting comments.

I think all the blackouts have affected the part of her brain responsible for spelling.

theCount isn't anonymous enough for you?
— Baskee

No, that is my real name :)

To Catyn,

Best way to get a chick to give up anal on the first night?
— B Luc

Two roofies and a glass of whiskey

court- message me on facebook and i'll give you my personal email for all your woman needs

catyn,

you know the stool doesnt make any money so its technically not a job.

1)if you do get this job.... you cant keep your name... its too fucked up, cut it down to just cat
2) do you really consider writing for the stool a job?
3) i think you should get hired just on the fact that you look like you could suck a mean dick... and you obviously swallow, and have probably would let a guy shit in your mouth if they asked to... keep it up cat

kballs, she is a guy.

who turned into dr. ruth and answered all the 5th grade sex questions

Two roofies and a glass of whiskey

— theCount, Mar 27 2009, 4:16 pm
I meant in a way that won't get me facing 15-20. I can't afford the legal fees.

Talking about throwing the proverbial rock right into the hornets nest, I don’t know what I am most impressed with here. The fact that there might be 400 comments when its all said and done spurned on from a mediocre chic. Maybe, the fact that most of the dudes on this site exhibit better detective skills than the LAPD digging up K-dens vamping sessions in town. Or perhaps, K dens veracity in trying to prove to us that she is one of us and that her body would fit right into one of those anatomically correct wooden stools with the ball bag depression.

she looks like a wounded animal, that being said if shes willing to shit on my chest and pee in my mouth to kick things off, i'd tag her anal

positive points for natty ice 40, negative for writing 8 comments

yes - i dont care about the money. i like the abuse

as far as getting a chick to do that on the first night, either A) pick the right chick, B) get her black out drunk, or C) just pull the "oops, i didn't know"

Ooo baby i like it raw

Did she just actually write "Court" not "Count"? See a doctor about your dyslexia before you go to grad school, hon.

Cayden,

The photos aren't bad, but for me to finish I would really need a picture of you bent over in a thong... if you're a little insecure about lacking in the breast department, i'm sure the EP can help out if he decides to hire you and trade blogging and sexual favors for payment towards a c-cup...also do you think I could a get a threesome with you and the chick in the last picture you posted out of the four?

put the lotion in the basket

Catyn are you in St Marteen in that second pic? It looks like Phillipsburg.

Westcyde is right you won't make squa,t ax JT & UB. On the plus side there will be a bunch of drunk stoolies hitting on you at the next Stool party.

i actually have a question for you guys.
im a big lingerie fan. how do you feel about it?
what's the hottest thing a girl can wear for you?

You could do a Masters thesis on this blog and comment section alone.

"i feel like she's become a better addition to the stool due this forum.

and in fairness to catyn, i dont think katie cawley would have had much interest in writing for the stool had she been subjected to 300 hateful/harrassing/disgusting comments."
— GreenBean33, Mar 27 2009, 4:15 pm

I completely agree. Give her a chance and let her submit an article. The worst thing that can happen is someone wastes 3 minutes reading it and doesn't post it.

— Catyn, Mar 27 2009, 4:22 pm

cleveland steamer

Nothing and a beer

I'd like you in a nice teddy and a g-string, so I can pull the string out of your crack with my tongue as I slowly lick your ass right before I insert my member into your pooper! So do you like anal Cayden?

— Catyn, Mar 27 2009, 4:20 pm

I'll give it a shot and report back, but I can tell you C) rarely goes over well. And is going to be difficult without my "ATM, anyone?" T shirt.

(Sorry it it was said above...too lzay to read all 300+ comments) Don't know about anyone else around here but if i NEVER get to see EP's fat ass ever again in videos or pictures I will live in peace

Giver her a shot...at the very least she'll draw more of us assholes hitting refresh...I think she's cute too

catyn,

just trying to stir the pot now with the last question. that was kind of weak catyn. come on.

birfday suit duhhhhh

Theres people who can name all the Boston Bruins?

Boy shorts and a blunt.

i actually have a question for you guys.
im a big lingerie fan. how do you feel about it?
what's the hottest thing a girl can wear for you?

— Catyn, Mar 27 2009, 4:22 pm

The hottest thing a girl can wear for me are Cookie Monster feetsy pajamas, the kind that have the buttons in the bum for when you need to make a poop.

I figure I'd give it a shot, will you be my first time? My mom will work out all the details if you're interested.

handcuffs..and lots of rope.

Here's how i see this chick...

She's clearly a goer...seems like a solid 7-8 and i'm very picky when it comes to scaling looks. It's kinda a heidi klum scale, so if klum's a 10, a 7-8 is pretty good.

So...would i want to fuck her? Probably if she wasn't too annoying in person, but that's true for most girls that are cute/hot....and even then i'd probably have a go.

Looking at responses though i think she has responded too much. I rarely see pres, jerry, manzo respond to threads as much as she has...though to her credit, it's not often they have 300+ posts in theirs so the ratio is still probably there.

I'm sure she can handle the nitwits that post here so i'm sure that's not an issue...though the plain fact that she even wants to post here tells me that there's something not quite right going on in her head.

If she takes a trip to philly i'll show her the town, but i'm curious to see how she'd hold up here, especially since el pres already covers all of the female topics on this site. I'd give her a shot EP, but if you guys decide to have a cat fight, make sure you film it.

"[W]hat's the hottest thing a girl can wear for you?"

— Catyn, Mar 27 2009, 4:22 pm

1. Another girl.
2. Anything that keeps her from talking.

and the answer to that is two girls and a guy- hands down

— Catyn, Mar 27 2009, 4:09 pm

Ahh - and she has math skills too! Sign her up.

5:1 Catyn doesn't give a direct answer to John Wayne.

catyn,
If you could be any farm animal, what animal would it be and why?

catyn is like a waitress at raisins in so many ways.

"[W]hat's the hottest thing a girl can wear for you?"

— Catyn, Mar 27 2009, 4:22 pm

1. Another girl.
2. Anything that keeps her from talking.

— Eagle1, Mar 27 2009, 4:26 pm

BWAAAAAA

what's the hottest thing a girl can wear for you?

A potato sack.

P.S- I read Barstool to get AWAY from having to hear girls opinions all day...

I'd like to see this lingerie idea played out though

— IP_Esq, Mar 27 2009, 4:27 pm

agreed.. that was super creepy

what's the hottest thing a girl can wear for you?

— Catyn, Mar 27 2009, 4:22 pm
4 inch heels, something that doesn't burn easily, see through and a bottle of johnnie walker blue

Why not? She asked and I responded...if she doesn't respond it will change my vote to gas pipe her!

Agree with Westcyde. It's too bad Catyn isn't in PR instead of marketing. One of those smart PR gals (maybe the chick from Regan that El Pres dealt with?) could figure out a way to mend this PR disaster.

The hottest thing a girl can wear is another girl

what's the hottest thing a girl can wear for you?

— Catyn, Mar 27 2009, 4:22 pm

gag ball and a pearl necklace

When I'm not saving the environment, I'm thinkin' of you, naked, thigh deep in tofu.

though i've always wanted to bang a girl wearing just a celts jersey

cayden,
dont waste time buying lingerie when you could be working out to keep a tight body. it wont be around forever. and thats the only thing that will get you married (which is what every girl is looking for at your age). once your married and your body is all flabby, then spice it up with cotumes to disguise the fat.

Anyone ever gone into an AOL chat room? You know when there's like 30 guys and 1 girl that isn't a porn-bot? This is what this comment section has turned into.

So when Catyn is taking a guy home from the bars do you think she wears lingerie for him or do you think he dresses up for her? I mean after all *she's* the one bringing him back.

and once this inevitably cracks 400, she has to be given a chance. god knows if she gets a chance it's going to have to be damn good at this point so what's there to lose?

"though i've always wanted to bang a girl wearing just a celts jersey"

Give Jiri Welsh a call.

though i've always wanted to bang a girl wearing just a celts jersey
— GreenBean33, Mar 27 2009, 4:32 pm

that makes you gay.

itsmurda, that was hilarious.

shadylady, tell it to the celtic dancers

this has been the funniest comment section I have ever read. im out

alright
here we go

you're right, im not concentrating on math OR spelling in this online BLOG POST.

yes, i have a small chest. if you want to buy me one, i'm game. i am all about fake boobs.

if you want to see me in lingerie or a small bikini, get barstool to set up a photoshoot- then you can critique me.

heres what ive decided based on all these posts.. you men are right, who gives a shit about my opinion? you guys don't really listen to women anyways, why would you now? -- here's my proposal. i'll set up and email account and you can send me sex questions you want answered and i'll answer one a day.if you don't like it, i'll stop. but hey, who knows? maybe you could use a girls opinion on certain things. sound slightly fairer than me blasting off annoying and unnecessary opinions?

catyn,

ill be at the 21st amendment in 21 minutes. ill save u a seat.

To answer Catyns questions I'd have to say an apron.

i say give her a shot.

Catyn, if you ever have an questions about England, Mongoloids or having sex with English Mongoloids. Feel free to email me at ottomongo@yahoo.com

cayden, do you like turtles?

I'm a girl that reads Barstool because it's funny and not laden with crazy girl antics. I say no, but give the girl a free t-shirt for trying.

Catyn, I can be at the Burger King on Mass ave in 5. XXXOOOO

She cracked. Damn shame. I thought her answers were informative and more entertaining then an occassional Manzo post fellating the steinbrenner family.

And the only fake boobs are the ones in a magazine. if you can squeeze em, they're real.

Catyn, don't forget the 4 inch heels.

The only thing I want to hear out of that chicks mouth is the gargling from my load...

#5 - As far as all of you who think your comments will destroy me - on the contrary, I find them QUITE amusing. While I'm at work getting shit done, you lovely young gentlemen are commenting on my T and A (or lack there of), my shitty spelling, and my dress. I think it's fucking fantastic. Let's go- step it up!

— Catyn, Mar 27 2009, 2:49 pm

If you're so clever, how come you haven't figured out that instead of being at work "getting shit done" you could just get your TITS done, and then you wouldn't have to beg for opportunities.

Can you send out naughty pics from that email address you make up? And QUIT it with the CAPS.

Ditch the Bitch!

this comment section is getting sad. sorry catyn, id still lick your ass though.

catyn,

ill kidnap you

im new to this sort of thing, is 400 post normal

PS - Test #1 will be seeing if she freaks the fuck out when she reads the comment section and realizes what she got herself into.

— elpresidente, 1:08 pm

Does this mean she already got the 'gig'?

and no, Dunnie, 400 comments is not normal.

Sad to see you go. Maybe I'll hit up that email if I ever need advice about how to get in the pants of an insecure dyslexic egomaniac in the throes of a blackout.

if she hits 400, you gotta give her a shot..

I say sign her up... She has held her own. and if she can read through all these f**ked up comments god bless her....

Do you guys prefer the earlier seinfeld to the latter seinfeld like me?

Nice edition, she kept the interest.

when did i become insecure?
if i were insecure i would've back away from this hours ago

Feel free to put anything you want her to talk about in the comment section. - ep

that comment, and the fact that this thing didn't get permalinked means it is bogus.

I vote to let her "blog." I am now going to jump out a window for using that awful term.

heres what ive decided based on all these posts.. you men are right, who gives a shit about my opinion? you guys don't really listen to women anyways, why would you now? -- here's my proposal. i'll set up and email account and you can send me sex questions you want answered and i'll answer one a day.if you don't like it, i'll stop. but hey, who knows? maybe you could use a girls opinion on certain things. sound slightly fairer than me blasting off annoying and unnecessary opinions?

— Catyn, Mar 27 2009, 4:38 pm

I think the only sex question you will get will be "Will you please have sex with me"

Catyn I don't think we are blasting you, you actually do seem like a broad who is not a complete moron. We are just busting you aggies and treating you like one of the guys. One of the "guys" every stoolie would want to bang.

I would have been so much more impressed had she just sat back and watched the comments role in, intervening was a big mistake.

Catyn have you ever licked a guys ass before?

nice one CKB. I caught it.

tell Geena Davis...there's no crying in baseball.....(or on the stool for that matter....!)

if she can handle that then she's in...

This is the closest most of the commenters here will get to communicating with an actual chick this weekend.

ahh but if i hadn't intervened the posts wouldn't be half as numerous

— Frank Cuckle, Mar 27 2009, 5:05 pm

I think if you phrased it "Catyn, how can I get a chick to toss my salad" you're more likely to get an answer.

lol...from that last comment I don't think she gets what is going on here. Do you see these comments? No way you get one serious question. You might get some naked pictures of john wayne sent to you...what a creeper.

Catyn, where is the clitoris? I read somewhere that it was at the crest of the labia. Does that mean it's on the leg? What does the female vagina look like?

NK617, that's not true. Alot of these guys will be burning up eharmony and match.com this weekend.

Not that I look down on such activity, it was a staple in my diet as a single guy. Almost like a telemarketing campaign or an email blast...

ahhh guys...the irony

Catyn,
would you fuck someone (me) for fake tits?

— Real Food for Real Guys, Mar 27 2009, 5:14 pm

I think you might need diagram (or pictures) as well, right real food for real guys? lol

Holy shit. Good job Catyn!

i think we should just set up a meet and greet
you can bash me to my face
it'll be much more fun for me

I love that her answers to all the questions pretty much sounded like my virgin nephew trying to impress his friends. "yea dude..if she dosent do anal, id just fuckin toss her on the ground and say 'next'."

@5:11. Watch out for the double negatives. They're sneaky like that.

@4:58 Touche, Catyn.

This girl's brought me around. In her short tenure at the Stool, she's really lived up to her self-billing as a "good looking girl with an opinion," and she's dispelled the myth that "women can't be smart (clever) and sexy at the same time."

And El Pres, seriously, what about getting more "young professional" cover models? I think it would really do wonders for chicks' self-esteem.

a few real questions...

1. you're choppin it up with 2 chicks at the bar. good times happening, booze flowing, but it's getting close to the hour where the deal has to be sealed. What's the best way to bag them both that night if you don't have a wingman?

2. Is it bad form to call a chick a cab at 4 in the morning because the deed is done and you have to work in the morning?

3. Why do broads who are a 6 at best act like it would be an honor for me to take them home and violate they're feminine parts? Do they not realize there is always a sluttier and hotter chick at the bar?

edit to #3 - their, not they're

ya got my respect... at ease catyn

"ahh. . . ."

— Catyn, Mar 27 2009, 5:11 pm

"ahhh. . . ."

— Catyn, Mar 27 2009, 5:15 pm

Are you farting or diddling?

no one wants a female voice of reason...K-Den you are just fun to ask inappropriate, puerile questions to. However that is a novelty that never wears off for men of any age so you may be of some use.

As a Stoolie and a chick, I can only advise you to quit while you are ahead, Catyn. If you can't take the heat get out of the kitchen.

ahhh Christ..
look, your virginal cousin must be a genius then

my point is, if you're going to COMPLAIN about something a girl WONT do for you, why don't you just find one who WILL do it...

Dude sign her UP. If she sucks, fire her. She deserves a shot based on pure balls it takes to try. This is America godammit.

because the girl that wont will tell the police that you locked her in the basement for three days

Catyn do you do Kegel Exercises? <a href="http://www.askmen.com/dating/love_tip_60/67b_love_tip.html">Kegel</a>

Whoops http://www.askmen.com/dating/love_tip_60/67b_love_tip.html

cayden,
how many guys have you fucked and what do you think is the average number for a girl say 25yrs old or so?

okay.. i can't take it anymore. i am a 21 year old girl and i love this site more than anything. it's an escape, if you will, from girls that i am constantly surrounded by in my sorority, group of friends, etc. if i come on this site to find more girly antics i think i might kill someone. Catyn, i'm sure you are a nice girl and you've seem to have held your own thus far. However, being able to name every Bruin in no way makes you qualified to blog about sports and "taking guys home" from bars doesn't make you any more credible to give advice than the next average, sloppy college co ed. guy humor, especially on this site, is a different type of humor that not most girls just don't flow with.
please el presidente.. think this through.

CAT FIGHT!

I'm thoroughly impressed the comments have topped 400. Especialy considering there haven't been any 'I was a varsity QB in high school, I make lots of money,... can I have your phone number?' comments.

Catyn, don't get fake tits. You're better off with small naturals then having two immovable rocks stuck to your chest. imo.

i actually kind've want to meet the kid that i "blew in a tanning booth at the gym" given that the gym i go to doesn't have tanning booths, and i work in an office doing marketing, not selling memberships.. too funny..

and yes, there are showers .. at the gym.. that i work at.

— Catyn, Mar 27 2009, 3:45 pm

That was me.

Laid off three weeks ago, just cashed my unemployment check (state max $628 bitches).....want to go get a few drinks? Somewheres outdoors i'm thinking??

I was reading some previous posts about Catyn not being cute. What are you all looking at? I'd much rather roll around with her than that industrial heavy duty trashbag of a wake up call this morning. Small boobs unite!

Dear Cosmo,

I'm a guy who can lasso a longhorn in the morning and spend the afternoon picking out bridesmaid dresses with my BFF.

Sometimes I get blackout drunk and score with chicks!

Can I have a column? Please? I'm open to doing a nude centerfold if that helps. And I'm wicked smaht.

Very truly yours etc. etc.

BigGulps....throw your pic up here. You sound hot

Again, Caytn, I assure you...you belong on the messageboard.

For reals. What a breath of fresh air.

hahaha the best part about this is, i dont even want to be a journalist

Catyn, the messageboard....go.

Can you IMAGINE the potential of the "Ask Catyn" feature? I'm talkin' about all the questions you WISH the d-bags in other mags would answer. You gotta give this a shot. when's the last time 400+ responses got posted? Do it. Again, you can always shitcan her if she sucks.

Sweetie, there are no journalists at the Stool. There are only smut peddlers. So don't throw j-school out the window just yet!

not going to j school, thanks though.
alright guys - i'm headed out for the night.

thanks for all the negative press
and good luck at the bar this weekend

I hope EP posts your blogs Catyn, I think you won over the crowd.

www.theteeboxusa.com

I offered up 3 solid questionsthat went perfectly with what you're looking to do at the stool (see: B Luc, Mar 27 2009, 5:19 pm)and didn't even get a half-assed response. Awful.

over under "guys she takes home" tonight 3

... never ask guys on the net what they think unless you are prepared to find out that they think only with their alleged sense of humor.

If this chick was smart, she'd start her own blog.

I think Catyn has worked harder today than EP has worked the last month!

Fuck, you say you can name all the Bruins but call the NHL the NFL? I'm not buying it. Sure maybe you can find the names online to write out an article but that's about it.

Bottom line, you were born to be eye candy. Send in some lingerie pics or yourself naked with fine hand placement if you want something to do at the stool.

She puts asses in seats.

I totally and completely 100% agreewith BigGulps.
This site is my get-a-way. While other girls probably like Catyn are reading "Perez Hilton" I come on this site. I am constantly surrounded by fake girls, that act like they are better then most other girls. I as well am a Chick Bartender, In Worcester, and when a guy friend asked me if I could even name 5 Bruins players, my response to him was Current Players or Retired players? I too can roll with the punches, be the guys wing-man (and no it's not because they want to get with me, its because Id rather hang out with a bunch of guys, then girls like Catyn) and be brutally honest, but this site does not need a woman's honesty, this site is a different world then I'm sure what she is used to. This girl is going to clearly have a lot of ugly coming her way, I mean she may be used to it considering her dress in the pic, but I don't think she'd be able to hack it.
I also say El Presidente, think this through.

You guys are fucking retarded. She seems like the type of girl I would want to date.

Catyn, you're hott, and seem chill. Come down to URI sometime ... jokes ... kinda.

Give her a shot EP.

BigGulpsCC -
I second that. I am a 22 year old chick and I confess I don't know many players on the Bruins but I check this site everyday for a different type of humor than I find hanging with girlfriends. There is something satisfying about this being an all-male blog. When it comes down to it, I don't really care if Catyn gets a shot or not. However, in a faithful reader's opinion, I would say stay chick-free.

I don't see this working out. The email was bland and the response comment was predictable.

Cancel that bitch

An Open Letter To El Pres

El Pres:

The downfall of Barstool will be trying to turn it into Maxim, GQ, Esquire or some men's magazine. I love the Stool but hate those mags and I see adding a chick advice columnist (for your "lady-clueless readers") as bringing us a step closer to them.

The problem with Maxim etc. is that they condescend to their audience in this smarmy way and tell them what clothes to buy, how to charm women, etc. Guess what? I could buy the Armani yachting outfit on page 56 but I'd never wear it cuz I'm not a fag. And I do alright with the ladies on my own, thanks.

I turn to the Stool for some nice wake up smut, some random Youtubes during the day, teacher sex scandals, some well-penned Jerry Thornton piece and the daily smokeshow.

You guys are funny and entertain me but I don't take my cues on dating and fashion from you. Barstool is not my "lifestyle" blog. Don't make it Maxim.

And don't add a chick advice columnist, esp. someone as terribly cliche as Catyn.

Ummm if this chick can generate 450+ comments per blog, I'm gonna go ahead and say you better sign her up.

Catyn.. what are the chances of me tongue punchin' your dirt star?

I can't add anything that hasn't already been said after 450 comments. So I just thought that I'd post just so I could be a part of what has to be a record.

I've been reading this site since inception. Obviously, this is the first entry ever that passed the 400 comment threshold (I've seen 300+).

If I had to ballpark it, I would say she's got about 80% against and 20% for. The 80% and 450+ comments just guaranteed her hiring.

I must have been reading them for the past hour and I've given up there's so many. But this has been the most funny comment section in the history of BSS. I've been laughing my ass off. And all at the expense of Catyn, because she is getting shredded.

In my humble estimation, what we have here gentlemen is close to the equivalent of the female Gerry Callahan: a personality so polarizing that you can't help BUT listen/read.

At first, I thought Catyn made the usual rookie mistake of commenting. But she appears to have a decent attitude. If you write for the Stool, you have to have a very -- VERY -- thick skin. She appears (so far) to have it.

In short, every "nay" comment today put her that much closer to a writing gig at The Stool. El Prez would be a fucking buffoon if he didn't give her a shot now.

She does appear cute and I couldn't care less about the dress or the bad grammar or misspellings (if you don't like that in what you read, don't read the stool.) As always, pics of her scantily clad are welcome.

One last thing: I used to be a big Cawley fan when she was a young, single, care-free, self-admitted slut. Now she's old and married and writing articles about shit newlyweds do (we went here, we went there, my husband can hold his own in the crotchal region)... *YAWN* Like Favre, it is time for her to go and put her name in the rafters. Just like Manzo, she had a great run.

Besides Jerry's good writing and El P's same three lame ass schticks ("mortal locks", "if I said it once, I've said it a thousand times", "I'm great at picking AI winners"), this blog is in dire need of some new blood.

It took a little moxie for Catyn to throw her hat in the ring. And 450 comments just ushered in The Catyn Era.

Bottom line is that El Prez should post every application or resume that he receives for a position. Then let the readers destroy that person. Or setup something like Donald Trump's Apprentice bullshit.

If she writes, and she sucks, I'll skip the article. She won't last a month.

One more thing: if her writing is also upping the number of female eyes/commenters to this site, then that is an offer El P can't refuse.

Regardless of the strong "no bitches allowed" sentiment, more clicks equals more cash for El P. He will dump the NWA (No Women Allowed) set in a heartbeat for that. Even if they were his bread and butter in the early days.

David Caruso in Jade: Looks like she did the screaming seagull to herself and your story is hogwash. haha

http://s74.photobucket.com/albums/i271/catyn/?action=view&current=again.jpg

1. screaming seagull

While having sex on a beach, you remove your weiner and dip it in the sand. Then you reinsert. The result is a screaming seagull.

Do we think that's really KAY-DEN posting here in the comment section or El-Pres bringing out his inner VAG. I believe he found his opportunity to post as a chick. Next thing we'll here is about her crush on Adam Lambert from American Idol.

And finally: Congratulations, Catyn, on your newly found "15 minutes". I look forward to reading your work on BSS.

Be yourself, be funny, and (most important) comment VERY SPARINGLY, and you'll do great.

I have been reading this blog over over a year now, and this is my first post. I don't know why I waited this long, but the "should I hire Catyn" post plus residual comments have definitely inspired me now. I think I'm in love, I mean somebody said she was cliche. That can be good or bad depending on how you look at it, but at least you know what you're getting. And I could get used to reading what she has to write based on what I've seen so far. I love this shit talking too. Haha

no

Sure,let her post...as long as she posts a roast beef curtain gash pic now and then.

El Pres,

Two things:

1. If you must add a chick blogger, it does not have to be Catyn. There are a million less pretentious broads out there who I'd rather listen to, and about half-dozen of them are already commenters like Prime, ilovemybruins24, etc. CATYN SHOWS NO WRITING TALENT WHATSOEVER OR FUNNINESS AT ALL.

2. Forget the female demo. Do you think ESPN worries about female eyeballs? No. You can be richer than rich just by locking up the male 18-35 demo. Catyn is going to drive a lot of eyeballs away.

For all the ridicule and shit she's taken, there's no way she doesn't deserve some sort of a job. She's been torn apart but yet she's still standing, that has to earn her something, right?

If El Pres has a job opening for every cliche twentysomething girl who can't spell, this recession might be over.

Catyn's ascendancy ushers out "by the common man, for the common man" and marks the beginning of "for the discerning gentleman, by the annoying girl."

Refuse to comment any further.

IP_Esq

Stop being a typical jealous cunt because some other chick is getting this attention. You honestly believe a significant amount of people will STOP coming to the stool because of a few blogs from one broad? Chill with your fucking inferiority complex.

alright she took enough of the gauntlet. She deserves or a job..or is it more like volunteer work b/c ep blew all his money on tonight's games?

Give her a shot.

Didn't everyone hear? El P did have an opening earlier today, but it was filled by Adam Lambert. You're out of luck Cayden.

is it just me or does she look like Erin Andrews slutty little sister?

That last chick you hired when the Bruins ditched her worked out well. Give this wee slapper a shot and let the mob decide her fate.

— DirtySanchez, Mar 27 2009, 1:33 pm

You might not have to worry about wiping it off. It looks like she's got a bit of a cleft chin going on there. She can just sit back and make a little cum pool. Flavor saver.

OMG NOOOOOOOOOO!!! Look I am a lady myself and I want none of this shit. If you have to tell people that you can name all of the bruins players and chug beer- then you probably have no sports knowledge and drink cosmos. The stool will never be "Cosmo for Dudes" so beat it

CHitown- hahaha

Did she just actually write "Court" not "Count"? See a doctor about your dyslexia before you go to grad school, hon.

— IP_Esq, Mar 27 2009, 4:20 pm

Obviously you dont know what dyslexia is, you jealous pig. I love how Caytin made the 4 "girls" that read the stool come out of the woodwork to hate.

Caytin seriously take a look at the Barstool party pictures and see for yourself what youre up against. Does it surprise you these "dudes" ask questions like "How many dates should i wait before i blow him?" I mean come on now, even the guy who runs this site got turned down by a blind chick with Down Syndrome. Thorton hasnt been comfortable working around him since.

Some of you guys are fucking painful to read. Pathetically unfunny, and its obvious most of you guys get your sexual experiences from YouPorn.

Wait... YouPorn doesn't reflect real life situations?

Baller84,

I'm sorry you think the 4 female posters have come out of the woodwork to "hate". El Prez asked for reader opinions and that is simply what we've given him. No mentioning her roast beef curtain, my juice on her face, or her horrible dress (which I'm not completely hating). Here are the real facts:
1. I don't give a flying fuck about the fact that any chick in the world knows all the names of the Bruins or their stats.
2. I drink only beer myself but it doesn't make me one of the boys.
3. I could email Prez, get around 500 posts shitting on me, and I don't think it would necessarily mean that I should get the job. And the 80% against/20% for ratio I would have to disagree with, since half the "for"'s tell us to give her the job as long as she shows some kitty.

The point of the 4 female opinions come down to this: The Stool makes us laugh, and sometimes it makes us feel dirty, and we like it. Please keep it that way. I would probably read Catyn's blog if she blogged somewhere else. But I just don't see it working at the Stool.

Peace and love

Prez,
I don't know if you are going to hire her or not, but you at the very least have to send her a free t-shirt.

Oh, and maybe you should have tryouts for the stools first female writer, instead of just hiring her. It could be like American Idol, only not gay.

Not a female reader, as pretty clear from post @746. Just someone who finds this chick as annoying as hell. Wouldn't expect mouth breathing CCRI transfers like Palasky who tell her she's "hott" to pick up on that though.

Maybe she's Gerry Callahan as someone said, but a lot of people have stopped listening to EEI in the morning cause of Callahan.

ILUVVAG.

true stroy.

or story

"if shes your girlfriend, just tell her YOUR offended she wont swallow, or be a real asshole and tell her if she doesn't you won't love her anymore." - Catyn

Ok Catyn - you have some journalism experience but yet you still don't know when to use "You're" instead of "Your"... maybe it's time to had back to 5th grade grammar. Not all grad students are smart.

Baller84..what are you? one of those guys who tries to be friends with a stripper, hoping to seperate yourself from the rest as a nice guy? doesnt work bub. Money and a big cock does though!
this chicks cute, but Christ, do we really need another whiny ass bitch writing on the stool? (I'll get a rays tat,cue the duckboats, etc etc) Does she even know any sports?
She seems to have no talent other than being cuter than me.

Why are we all making this so difficult? This is Barstool Sports for chrissakes, we decide Catyn's fate the same way we decide everybody else's fate... RATING SYSTEM!!! Let her write 1 article, anything above a 5.5 she stays, otherwise gone. I'm an idea guy, there's your solution.

All the dudes commenting on her dress youre a bunch of Homos!! Lets see what this chicks got!

Catyn is related to the infamous Paul "Bull" Bryant from last summer...

And oh yeah, IP_Esq it's pretty obvious you're light in the loafers, so why don't you have a beer and chill the fuck out.

I am a girl and i read the stool every day... i really have no desire to read this chick's blog. i also don't understand why she seems to think that girls like her who know about sports, sex, watch porn, and can shoot the shit with guys are rare. my friends and i do this all the time. i'm sure that the guys who want answers to these questions can message any of the female readers of the stool. get over yourself catyn. PS. i think i could name the entire bruins roster every year since i was in 8th grade. it's not that hard.

— crjuly, Mar 28 2009, 12:01 pm

Catyn is actually good looking, god knows what you look like..

Let's see, the posting of her e-mail alone solicits almost 500 comments. I'd say you'd have to be an idiot to at least not give her a shot now. Unless you don't want to post probably what will be the most widely read and critiqued post in BSS history.

not sure whats sadder, the stoolies who pretend to be chauvinistic when they're probably whipped by their 500 lb wife, or the stoolies that try to play the nice guy routine to win a date with this girl.

as for catyn, its my experience that girls who try too hard to be one of the guys can become extremely annoying extremely quickly. stick with the current staff.

— crjuly, Mar 28 2009, 12:01 pm

Who were the Bruins goalies in the 1994-1995 season?

with all due respect- the email was written as a joke. i was fucking around and a friend of mine told me to send it.

had i realized it was going to cause such an issue, flood my inbox with friend requests and messages, and have some guy at a bar call me out, perhaps i would've planned more carefully.

a big thanks to the asshole at mcfaddens. glad i could generate such a response, both positive and negative.

— Biggsie34, Mar 28 2009, 11:52 am

at least i'm not the only one that thought he was either a chick or a fag.

nice try, but i didn't go to CC. my ex did, she was too retarded to even transfer to URI though.

David Caruso in Jade: Looks like she did the screaming seagull to herself and your story is hogwash. haha

http://s74.photobucket.com/albums/i271/catyn/?action=view&current=again.jpg

— The E Master, Mar 27 2009, 8:19 pm

That picture didn't snag itself, my friend. ;

with all due respect- the email was written as a joke. i was fucking around and a friend of mine told me to send it.

— Catyn, Mar 28 2009, 1:05 pm

'fraid i'm going to have to call bullshit there, that email took at least an hour to write. What happened at McFaddens??? You owe to all of us to divulge all the gory details.....

K-den, still want to know the sexiest thing a girl can do? Wear boots and lick johnloads' butt!

actually. lick it 500 times

"had i realized it was going to cause such an issue, flood my inbox with friend requests and messages, and have some guy at a bar call me out, perhaps i would've planned more carefully.

a big thanks to the asshole at mcfaddens. glad i could generate such a response, both positive and negative."

— Catyn, Mar 28 2009, 1:05 pm

uuuuuh-ooooh. Someone got a little tweaked at McFadden's? Looks like her skin isn't as tough as her knees would lead you to believe, gents.

— Catyn, Mar 28 2009, 1:05 pm

I call bullshit on the email being a joke. That being said, that's a douchey thing to call a chick out in a bar about some internet shit. Just my opinion.

also,

Again, Caytn, I assure you...you belong on the messageboard.

— McAdam, Mar 27 2009, 5:40 pm

She's persistent, cute and funny. I vote to hire her. Question is (and I read this post every day and love it), why would she want to after so much negativity?

Also, agreed that the guy that called her out in Mcfaddens is a pussy.

All this crap's she's taking is just the Stools way of welcoming her in with open arms.

I say she and El Mushidente pick the Final Four games vs the spread, if she beats him (that's a mortal lock) then she's hired.

Besides....after going thru her photo album I think i'm in love....

http://s74.photobucket.com/albums/i271/catyn/?action=view&current=halloween28.jpg

hahahahah. this is my buddy's girlfriend. she's actually pretty cool, but the absolute raping she is getting on here is more or less the funniest thing i've ever seen.

seriously though, i'm pretty sure i heard she might lose her job over some of the shit people have been posting. not too funny.

"had i realized it was going to cause such an issue, flood my inbox with friend requests and messages, and have some guy at a bar call me out, perhaps i would've planned more carefully."

— Catyn, Mar 28 2009, 1:05 pm

If any of those things came as a surprise, then you don't know the Stool.

Sign her up!

http://www.bostonnightlife.tv/upload/P134-10262008105536AM.JPG

over 500 comments? You gotta sign this chick up. she is a lightning rod!

good start.....
but definitely need to see more before a determination can be made.

maybe i'll give this girl a chance if and when she stops CAPITALIZING every other WORD to ANNUNCIATE their MEANINGS. and Catyn, I truly will root for you if you can make the guys here take you seriously... but if you were an avid, loyal reader of the stool, then you would have anticipated all of this mayhem. stoolies being stoolies.

with all due respect- the email was written as a joke. i was fucking around and a friend of mine told me to send it.

had i realized it was going to cause such an issue, flood my inbox with friend requests and messages, and have some guy at a bar call me out, perhaps i would've planned more carefully.

a big thanks to the asshole at mcfaddens. glad i could generate such a response, both positive and negative.

— Catyn, Mar 28 2009, 1:05 pm

Hate to say I told you so...but I did. Some where in these 500 posts. lol fucking comedy.

she is ugly.

-for the common man by the common man.

1) The only shot you should get is to the back of your throat!
2) Give her a weekly spot - a weekly youporn episode

Jesum F'n FCK

seriously though, i'm pretty sure i heard she might lose her job over some of the shit people have been posting. not too funny.

— kd888, Mar 28 2009, 6:10 pm

That is EXACTLY why people are fucking dense for posting their lives on Facebook, Myspace, Linked In etc. You google her name and the first thing that pops up is her Facebook page saying she works at Fitcorp. Now her boss is pissed because its referanced all this public messageboard. I have ZERO sympathy for her if she loses her job. You post your life all over the internet, expect to reap the consequences......

At the end of the day she still never wrote anything close to humorous...

I like her....Cayden can I buy you a natty ice?

Catyn... not sure if you know, but lot's of people you know, and have known for years, frequent this site. Cut your losses, and get the fuck outta here. I'm sure your dad doesn't want to know you think it's cool to get your ass fingered, as long as it's atleast the 4th date.

Just so you know I really do know you: Rexhame.

"I'm a girl and I sometimes watch sports! I give my guy friends girl advice because I wish they would sleep with me! I want to write for the Stool because I wouldn't be a smokeshow and this is the only chance to get on the site! Tell me I'm cute and funny cuz my daddy wasn't around!"

I'm sick of this shit. I say NO to Catyn. If a girl is gonna be on the stool she shouldnt have to google sports info. I hate girls that claim they hate girls, too, BigGulp. Girls say they hate girls because they're sluts who fuck peoples boyfriends and don't know why girls hate them. I'm okay dealing with the shitty posts already on here, thanks.

haa i dig it, lets see some picture of sassy J here...

this was epic.

I met this chick once and she definitely deserves a shot at working for barstool. Her dress may not be a 10 in this pic but I met her as she was leavin the gym and she looked damn good then, so i can only imagine her all done up. Not even to mention her personality was the shit, mad cool girl. give her a shot couldn't hurt hearin the dirt from another hot chicks perspective. nothin to lose?

I went to school with Catyn and she has no writing talent. You want a real female writer with a strong voice, 10 in the face who will rock your site, email me. :)

okay the girl that left the last comment is an IDIOT
i went to school with both of them. first of all, tara - if you are going to make a retarded comment don't make your message board name so obvious.

you are clearly jealous. if you weren't you wouldn't have bothered leaving a comment claiming you have more talent, or that you were hotter. if you really believed that you would have left a picture.

so, to be fair to the stoolies -

http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1864/207/19/17904717/n17904717_32257806_2886.jpg

this is the girl claiming to be hotter...

while catyn isn't a 10 - this girl is certainly not a 10 in the face... not even a 5, and certainly not better looking